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Cassim's brother of folklore / FRI 12-18-15 / Prison design that allows surveillance of any inmate at any time / Indian drawer / Massenet opera set in 11th-century Spain / Coins worth 100 kurus each / Sparky of 1970s Yankees / Llike ET riding Elliott's bicycle / Nickname of dictator who created Tontons Macoutes

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Constructor:Andrew Zhou

Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME:none 

Word of the Day:PANOPTICON(1A: Prison design that allows surveillance of any inmate at any time) —
The Panopticon is a type of institutional building designed by the English philosopher and social theorist Jeremy Bentham in the late 18th century. The concept of the design is to allow all (pan-) inmates of an institution to be observed (-opticon) by a single watchman without the inmates being able to tell whether or not they are being watched. Although it is physically impossible for the single watchman to observe all cells at once, the fact that the inmates cannot know when they are being watched means that all inmates must act as though they are watched at all times, effectively controlling their own behaviour constantly. The name is also a reference to Panoptes from Greek mythology; he was a giant with a hundred eyes and thus was known to be a very effective watchman. // The design consists of a circular structure with an "inspection house" at its centre, from which the manager or staff of the institution are able to watch the inmates, who are stationed around the perimeter. Bentham conceived the basic plan as being equally applicable to hospitals, schools, sanatoriums, daycares, and asylums, but he devoted most of his efforts to developing a design for a Panopticon prison, and it is his prison which is most widely understood by the term. // Bentham himself described the Panopticon as "a new mode of obtaining power of mind over mind, in a quantity hitherto without example." Elsewhere, in a letter, he described the Panopticon prison as "a mill for grinding rogues honest". [...] Most influentially, the idea of the panopticon was invoked by Michel Foucault, in his Discipline and Punish (1975), as a metaphor for modern "disciplinary" societies and their pervasive inclination to observe and normalise. "On the whole, therefore, one can speak of the formation of a disciplinary society in this movement that stretches from the enclosed disciplines, a sort of social 'quarantine', to an indefinitely generalizable mechanism of 'panopticism'". The Panopticon is an ideal architectural figure of modern disciplinary power. The Panopticon creates a consciousness of permanent visibility as a form of power, where no bars, chains, and heavy locks are necessary for domination any more. Foucault proposes that not only prisons but all hierarchical structures like the army, schools, hospitals and factories have evolved through history to resemble Bentham's Panopticon. The notoriety of the design today (although not its lasting influence in architectural realities) stems from Foucault's famous analysis of it. (wikipedia)
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Shout-out to all my fellow 1990s humanities / social sciences grad students, every last damn one of whom likely got 1-Across (PANOPTICON) immediately, after (probably) doing a massive double-take. Very cool answer, very specific (in my mind, and in that of many others, I have no doubt) to Michel's Foucault's "Discipline and Punish," a book on heavy grad-seminar-syllabus rotation In My Day. The PANOPTICON always reminds me of my grad school friend Sean who liked Pearl Jam (it was the style at the time) and would sing "Jeremy Bentham" (the name of the PANOPTICON's designer) to the tune of "Jeremy spoke in" (a repeated phrase in the song "Jeremy"). Ah, Ann Arbor in the early '90s. Good ... well, sometimes good ... times. Knowing that answer right off the bat resulted in my having a rather weird opening answer structure:


Three answers of 7+ letters in length that I got with no letters, one letter, and one letter in place, respectively. This, right here—these three answers—is why the west was so much easier for me to tackle than the easy. This is the "Easy" part of the "Easy-Medium" difficulty rating. Even though there are four passages to the east of this grid, they are all very narrow, which gives the sense that the grid has two very distinct hemispheres. I found getting into the eastern hemisphere a minor challenge, despite NO LOVE LOST being not too difficult to come up with. 14D: Capable of doing well does not seem parallel to ADEPT AT. It seems parallel to ADEPT. So I hesitated there. And at 30A: First name in W.W. II (ENOLA), where I had the EN- and first wrote EN LAI (!?!). Eventually I took a flier on ATM at 11D: Bill passer?, and that began to open things up. Once I stormed down into the SE, the puzzle was over very shortly thereafter.


The grid has a weird leering quality, with the WOLFISH CATCALL, and the boobs served up for men's delectation (39A: Products once advertised with the slogan "Hello boys" => WONDERBRAS) combined with the slut-shaming UNLADYLIKE. But overall I found this really varied and entertaining. My main objection is that the answer to 31A: Reality show gear, informally (CAMS) is not CAMO. I had CAM- and plunked that "O" down with a flourish of certainty. Exhibit A:


The defense rests.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Brother player of old TV film / SAT 12-19-15 / 18 title setting of 1961 novel / 1969 Alan Arkin comedy drama / Comedian Nick with self-titled Comedy Central show / Tour often featuring Black Sabbath

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Constructor:Damon Gulczynski

Relative difficulty:Medium


THEME:none 

Word of the Day:"POPI"(16A: 1969 Alan Arkin comedy/drama) —
Popi is a 1969Americancomedy-drama film directed by Arthur Hiller. The screenplay by Tina Pine and Lester Pine focuses on a Puerto Ricanwidower struggling to raise his two young sons in the New York City neighborhood known as Spanish Harlem, and stars Alan Arkin and Rita Moreno. (wikipedia)
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This puzzle was memorable only for its beginning, which involved a weird yo-yo-ing down then back up the west side of the grid. After that, things got ugly (not difficulty-wise, but just ... grid attractiveness-wise). I wanted ACCRA at 1A: Gulf of Guinea metropolis) because I have a store of instantly available 5-letter world capitals in my head (from a quarter century of solving crosswords) and that was the first one that popped up (fun fact: I learned ACCRA from crosswords, way back when this blog first started). But I had zero confidence in it, and couldn't make crosses work, so I abandoned it. Put in KROLL (17A: Comedian Nick with a self-titled Comedy Central show) but didn't feel good about it (getting a pop culture answer like that, first thing, always feels a bit like cheating). But that didn't lead me anywhere either. I guessed OBS and then guessed the UP part of what became CHOPS UP. "P" from UP got me DUPONTS (30A: Influential industrial family), which spilled into CONTRACT (24D: Something the ink has dried on), which ... was wrong. I figured this out quickly by checking crosses, noticing 42A: Rapper who publicly feuded with Dr. Dre, and *knowing* the answer was EAZY-E (not EAZY-A). So CONTRACT, out. By GOLLY, in. Then LEO and back up the grid to YOU GO GIRL and eventually the improbably spelled AYKROYD (1D: "Brother" player of old TV and film) (I had a "C" in the second position and stared at CAHO- at 14A: Email option for what felt like a Long time).


Once I worked my way to the lower bottom, though, the fill got a lot uglier. That whole block from REPOT east to the -INS part of MERLIN'S is pretty rough. Very Very rough. PEDI OREN TSOS is an abominable stack. A 70-word themeless should have no rough patches that bad, and this one has a few. See also LLANOS / ILS / INSTR and EVEL / EVILER / MILA. Also, "POPI," which ... no. There's some funnish stuff here and there, but overall there's too much on the low end. ICEE FOSS ENTS! Not really feeling it.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Certification for eco-friendly buildings for short / SUN 12-20-15 / Hogwarts delivery system / Who might say I'm IM / Early co-host of View / Admission of 1959 / TV character with catchphrase Booyakasha / Indirect objects grammatically speaking

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Constructor:Peter Wentz

Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME:"Rebranding"— "Corrected" slogans, i.e. well known commercial slogans that have been "corrected" (grammatically) to make new, terrible slogans:

Theme answers:
  • THINK DIFFERENTLY (Apple) (23A: "Corrected" slogan for a tech company?)
  • YES, WE HAVE THAT (Staples) (33A: "Corrected" slogan for an office supply chain?)
  • EAT FRESHLY (Subway) (49A: "Corrected" slogan for a fast-food franchise?)
  • EVERYBODY LIKES SARA LEE (Sara Lee) (66A: "Corrected" slogan for a dessert brand?)
  • A DAB WILL DO (Brylcreem) (83A: "Corrected" slogan for a hairstyling product?)
  • LET GO OF MY EGGO (Eggo) (97A: "Corrected" slogan for a frozen breakfast food?)
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY MILK? (Milk) (111A: "Corrected" slogan for a dairy product?)
Word of the Day:LEED(104A: Certification for eco-friendly buildings, for short) —
Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED) is one of the most popular green building certification program used worldwide. Developed by the non-profit U.S. Green Building Council (USGBC) it includes a set of rating systems for the design, construction, operation, and maintenance of green buildings, homes, and neighborhoods[8] that aims to help building owners and operators be environmentally responsible and use resources efficiently. (wikipedia)
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Well, I learned what LEED is. That was weird. The full name of LEED is so business-speakingly, motivational-posteringly awful that we should all be glad if LEED just takes off on its own and no one ever remembers what it was based on. This theme, also, weird. The slogans are all "corrected" in very different ways. "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee" is a perfectly "correct" slogan, grammatically. In fact, "EVERYBODY LIKES SARA LEE" is decidedly *not* an equivalent. "Nobody doesn't like" implies that perhaps some are indifferent. "Do you like Sara Lee?""Meh." The original slogan leaves that possibility open. This "corrected" slogan Does Not. Also, EAT FRESHLY is just wrong. It's nonsense. It's a grammatical abomination. The food (presumably) is fresh, not the manner in which I am eating it (unless I'm eating in a pert, saucy manner, which I suppose is possible). Also, "a little dab" is not redundant. Not necessarily. Surely we can all imagine that in the world of "dabs," there might be all different sizes. All dabs matter. Two of these "corrections" set out to "correct""got" ... replacing it with "have" (and other words). This feels absurd. So I mostly don't get this theme. That is, I get it, but I don't Get It. Got theme? No.


RESORT TO BOWED TO AS TO TO A MAN. It's all a little too too. Or TOTO, I guess. Fill is not terrible, but it's not exceptional either. RETRONYM is cool, though (he said, having recently put that word in one of his own puzzles ...). I had very little trouble with this one. AJ FOYT definitely took some wrestling, and I had ENCASE for ENCAGE at first (77A: Confine), and I didn't know LEED (see above), but otherwise, no struggles. Just BUGGLES.


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Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Yiddish laments / MON 12-21-15 / Raised hairstyles / Arachnid's snare / Woman's name that means eat backward / Locale for bears thieves / Debtor's opposite

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Constructor:Bruce Haight

Relative difficulty:Medium (maybe a bit tougher because of the non-clues...)



THEME: Unnamed object— all theme answers are clued as [Unnamed object #[1-7]], and all are words used to refer to unnamed objects...

Theme answers:
  • CONTRAPTION
  • DOODAD
  • DINGUS
  • WHATCHAMACALLIT
  • WIDGET
  • GADGET
  • THINGAMAJIG 
Word of the Day:DINGUS
n.Informal
1. Somethingwhosename is unknown or forgotten.
2. A personregarded as stupid.
3. VulgarSlangThepenis. (thefreedictionary.com)

 [from The Long Goodbye, Raymond Chandler, 1953]

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A Christmas miracle—this was pretty good. I can't say I *enjoyed* it, exactly, and the whole [...] style of cluing is always a little irksome, particularly on a Monday. But as I look the puzzle over, I see it has a theme density and consistency that's solidly acceptable, *and* (huzzah) the fill is not a train wreck. I'd probably give it only three OYS on a scale of 1-10 OYS. The NE and SW corners are actually kind of interesting. I finished in under 3, but only barely. I got slowed down by the elliptical theme cluing, and by several wrong answers, starting right away, at 1A: Raised hairstyles (UPDOS). I wrote in AFROS, though as I was doing it, that little voice in the back of my head was like "Dude, it's UPDOS ... dude ... dude!" I went straight to the crosses, and sure enough, little voice was right.The fixing of that mistake ate up many seconds. I had to think for a bit about ENID, having EN- in place (8D: Woman's name that means "eat" backward). That clue is oddly phrased. I think it should say "when *spelled* backward. Because ... there's also backward pronunciation, and also ... if you say the clue aloud to yourself, it sounds like maybe her name means "eat backward," which is an odd phenomenon that probably doesn't have a name.


With -IC in place at 42A: Language of Egypt (ARABIC), I wrote in COPTIC (?!). Is that even ... what is that? I know it's a kind of Egyptian Christian. Is it also a language? Yes! Yes, it is. OK, I am going to pat myself on the back for a rather learned wrong answer. Another wrong answer that fit was MANIAC for 49D: Lunatic (MADMAN). Considering all the pitfalls and the ambiguous theme cluing, I'm feeling pretty good about my sub-3 time now. Anything else? Oh, I spent a painfully long five seconds or so trying to remember 39D: New York's ___ Island, even though like half of my students are from there. That is all. Gonna go destroy the pecan pie I made earlier today (completely from scratch). Little whipped cream (for the pie). Little bourbon (for me). Merry Christmas Week!

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Marshy valley / TUE 12-22-15 / Symbol for water potential / Wimple wearer / Popular musical game beginning in 2005 / Fabled mountain dwellers / 1869 romance by RD Blackmore / Collection that despite its name is orderly compact

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Constructor: Tom McCoy

Relative difficulty: Challenging (for a Tuesday ... it's over-sized ... and has a couple weird answers)



THEME:SINGULAR (39A: Atypical ... or like the first word in the answer to 18-, 24-, 51- or 62-Across)

Theme answers:
  • PAJAMA PARTY (18A: Kids' event that goes into the wee hours)
  • SUNGLASS LENS (24A: Something in a movie star's frame?)
  • TROUSER PRESS (51A: Certain wrinkle remover)
  • SCISSOR KICK (62A: Sidestroke component)
Word of the Day: TROUSER PRESS
Trouser Press was a rock and rollmagazine started in New York in 1974 as a mimeographed fanzine by editor/publisher Ira Robbins, fellow Who fan Dave Schulps and Karen Rose under the name "Trans-Oceanic Trouser Press" (a reference to a song by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band and an acronymic play on the British TV show Top of the Pops). Its original scope was British bands and artists (early issues featured the slogan "America's Only British Rock Magazine"). Initial issues contained occasional interviews with major artists like Brian Eno and Robert Fripp and extensive record reviews. After 14 issues, the title was shortened to simply Trouser Press, and it gradually transformed into a professional magazine with color covers and advertising. (wikipedia)
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Yarhhreareaeafegh..... not really feeling this super-sized (15x16) puzzle. I finished—in a time more Wednesdayish than Tuesdayish—and had no idea what just happened. Had to hunt down the revealer (which I'd gotten off the pre-ellipsis part of the clue, never bothering to look at the post-ellipsis part). And then there was some shrugging. I've never heard of a TROUSER PRESS—sounds vintage, like ... from a time when people invented weird niche contraptions, like escargot forks or leg warmers. Whole TROUSER part of that answer was hard to come by, especially since I had SMALLER for SPARSER (47A: Like the population of Alaska vis-à-vis New Jersey), and thus had no idea about all the affected Downs. SUNGLASS LENS ...? What is that? Just one lens in your two-lensed pair of sunglasses? That is ... I don't even know. I want to say it's one of the most made-up theme answers I've ever seen. SCISSOR KICK is delightfully far from actual scissors, whereas SUNGLASS LENS ... is just one half of the two lenses you would normally find in actual sunglasses. At least the other SINGULAR phrases are things one might actually say (yes, TROUSER PRESS, I'm throwing you that bone). SUNGLASS LENS ... I mean, jeez, SUNGLASS HUT is a dumb mall thing, but at least it's a Thing. But SUNGLASS HUT is too short to provide the symmetrical counterpart for TROUSER PRESS. So I blame TROUSER PRESS. Also, TROUSER SNAKE was available and you just *left* it on the table? I've been lobbying for Buzzfeed to get away from the dick jokes in its crosswords, but NYT ... you guys got some latitude. (Speaking of latitude, Loved 29A: Line of latitude ("IT'S UP TO YOU")). Lastly, theme-wise, SINGULAR is not what you'd call a scintillating revealer.  


I need to go back to SUNGLASS LENS, because I feel like I must be missing something. I'm not sure I even understand the clue: [Something in a movie star's frame?]. So a movie star wears sunglasses (more than normal people?) and sunglasses have "frames" (the way film has frames, or something is in or out of frame in a movie shot?). But ... just the one lens then? It's a profile shot? Trying Too Hard (TTH). You have an already wonky, weird, arbitrary answer, and you decided to turn the clue into a gaudy neon arrow? I wish the fill had been able to rescue this one, but aside from the big corner answers (which I like) this one's just a bit too OCTO-EKES. Too CLI-RES. Too AESOPS-ROMS. Etc. I need a WHISKEY, so I am going to get a WHISKEY. Good day.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld 

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Nine-fingered hobbit / WED 12-23-15 / Toy Story dog that shares its name with missile / French upper crust / Singer Williams of Temptations / Uncle on Duck Dynasty / Dios's enemy

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Constructor: Jim Peredo

Relative difficulty: Easy


THEME:"GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE"—each word from this quote from "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" (36A: Novella whose final words are found in the circled squares) is embedded in its own theme answer. Speaker of the quote is TINY TIM (with "TIM" all "tiny" there in his own little square) (65A: Speaker of the words in the circled squares, expressed literally)

Theme answers:
  • GODOT (13A: Samuel Beckett's "En attendant ___")
  • NOBLESSE (22A: French upper crust)
  • PUSSY GALORE (27A: "Goldfinger" temptress)
  • THE VERY IDEA (44A: "Nonsense!")
  • SKIN TONE (53A: Complexion)
Word of the Day: MONA Van Duyn (56D: Poet ___ Van Duyn) —
Mona Jane Van Duyn (May 9, 1921 – December 2, 2004) was an American poet. She won every major American award for poetry and was appointed Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Congress in 1992. // Van Duyn won every major U.S. prize for poetry, including the National Book Award (1971) for To See, To Take, the Bollingen Prize (1971), the Ruth Lilly Poetry Prize (1989), and the Pulitzer Prize (1991) for Near Changes. She was the U.S. Poet Laureate between 1992 and 1993. (wikipedia)
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I was mostly indifferent to this puzzle until that TINY [TIM] moment. That made it all worth while. You've got a dense theme with a quotation *and* a work title *and* a speaker *and* a rebus square all going at once. Plus the fill's not bad overall. I didn't know OTIS or SCUD or MONA Van Duyn and I never would've guessed the plural UGHS, and I had NOBILITÉ at first instead of NOBLESSE. PLUS, I didn't pick up the battlefield context of 38D: Call preceding "Medic!" and I had NOUN instead of TOOL at 2D: Jack, hammer or jackhammer and then I got sidetracked for a moment wondering if the clue on UNCOOL was still correct (7D: Like wearing socks with sandals, say). If you were paying attention this past summer, you probably noticed teenage boys wearing dark socks with shorts, which used to be an UNCOOL old-man look, but apparently no longer. I would not be surprised if socks w/ sandals ended up on the "cool" side of the ledger sometime very soon. But back to my main point, which is I had all these moments of sputtering and stalling and *still* finished this one in the mid-low 3s (fast, for me, for Wednesday). I'd like to thank PUSSY GALORE. At least I assume that's how I got rocket-boosted through this grid.


One issue: the clue on TINY [TIM] (65A: Speaker of the words in the circled squares, expressed literally). It's not "expressed literally." It's redundant, literally. Expressed literally, there would simply be the "TIM" box, i.e. a tiny TIM. So ... phrasing. Everything would've been great if you'd just left the unnecessary "expressed literally" out of it. Just leave clue as is. It's great. We can find TIM. We can see he's "tiny." It's a great, great, unexpected little discovery awaiting us at the end of the puzzle. Don't overexplain, thus mucking things up. Just let it be, man.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

P.S. I constructed today's BuzzFeed crossword puzzle. Let's just say ... it stinks! (all short, punny reviews, welcome!!)

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Coin minted until 2001 / THU 12-24-15 / Good investor types, you'd think / Golfer McDowell 2010 US Opoen champion / Early 1990s CBS series about exploits of real-life police officers

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Constructor: Derek Bowman

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium (or ... I don't know, Medium, maybe? It's undersized)


THEME: GREEK / PLAYS (8A: With 58-Across, "Antigone" and others, ... or, when reinterpreted, a hint to 17-, 31- and 50-Across) — famous Greeks have their names "played" (?) with, i.e. clued as if they were actually wacky phrases:

Theme answers:
  • HIPPO CRATES (17A: Packing boxes for heavyweights?)
  • ARI, STOP HANES! (31A: Order to Onassis to block a brand of underwear?)
  • DEMOS THE NES (50A: Shows a Sega Genesis rival at an expo?)
Word of the Day: DEMOSTHENES
Demosthenes (/dɪˈmɒs.θənz/; Greek: ΔημοσθένηςDēmosthénēs[dɛːmostʰénɛːs]; 384–322 BC) was a prominent Greekstatesman and orator of ancient Athens. His orations constitute a significant expression of contemporary Athenian intellectual prowess and provide an insight into the politics and culture of ancient Greece during the 4th century BC. Demosthenes learned rhetoric by studying the speeches of previous great orators. He delivered his first judicial speeches at the age of 20, in which he argued effectively to gain from his guardians what was left of his inheritance. For a time, Demosthenes made his living as a professional speech-writer (logographer) and a lawyer, writing speeches for use in private legal suits. (wikipedia)
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I wanted to like this, but it's hard to choke down a puzzle that starts with "TOP COPS" (what in the world...?) (1A: Early 1990s CBS series about the exploits of real-life police officers) crossing TOSHES (come on, now...) and then has grand thematic aspirations but can never quite find its footing. So ... the revealer clue refers to "Antigone" ... which is by Sophocles ... who is, in fact, a *playwright* ... but who is not in the grid. Well, that's OK, I guess we'll get *other* playwrights? And ... we do ... once. We get ARISTOPHANES. But then we also get non-playwrights somehow (HIPPOCRATES, DEMOSTHENES). Meanwhile, the puzzle seems to have wanted another thematic layer, as SAPPHO and PINDAR are both Greek writers whose names can ... if you get really, outrageous ... be clued as wacky phrases. Can you "sap" the Vietnamese soup "pho"? Can you "pin" the entire Daughters of the American Revolution? Maybe. But here, today ... no. Their names just sit there. No wackiness. What happened? There is No Way SAPPHO (16A: Whom Plato called "the tenth Muse") and PINDAR (52A: Noted writer of victory odes) are there coincidentally. And yet, no "?" clues? Bizarre.


Grid feels not very efficiently made. Theme isn't dense, and yet we end up with these ridiculously large (and therefore hard to fill cleanly) corners in the NW and SE. Why not put a corner cheater in there or ... something. Take the pressure off so we don't have to endure "TOP COPS" and TOSHES and ERLE and OCTO and the green paint of ONE ACRE. Or, on the other side of the grid, MTETNA PESETA HARI ORELSE ESSES. Seems like this one should've been sent back with a "nice idea—rebuild grid" note. Also, there is a story behind the de-theming of SAPPHO and PINDAR, I'm sure.


Didn't have that much trouble except in that first big corner. Didn't know LUIS or GRAEME or "TOP COPS," but I did know Hanson's "MMM BOP" (a song now older than every member of the band was when they first recorded it), which helped make the big corner in the SE much easier to handle.

Merry Christmas Eve.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Gen Pershing's grp in WWI / FRI 12-25-15 / Middle of three-part maxim / High Priest of Shiloh / Performer of Green Hornet theme in 1960s TV / Literary character on whom Captain Hook is based

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Constructor: Mary Lou Guizzo and Jeff Chen

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


THEME: CANDY CANES (29D: Four things represented visually in this puzzle's grid) — four candy cane shapes. One other "theme" answer (ST. NICHOLAS) and then unchecked squares that (when read clockwise, starting with the "X" in 9D: MARX) spell out XMAS.

Word of the Day: AEF (35D: Gen. Pershing's grp. in W.W. I)
The American Expeditionary Forces (AEF) consisted of the United States Armed Forces sent to Europe under the command of General John J. Pershing in 1917 to help fight World War I . During the United States campaigns in World War I the AEF fought in France alongside French and British allied forces in the last year of the war, against German forces. Some of the troops fought alongside Italian forces in that same year, against Austro-Hungarian forces. The AEF helped the French Army on the Western Front during the Aisne Offensive (at Château-Thierry and Belleau Wood) in June 1918, and fought its major actions in the Saint-Mihiel and Meuse-Argonne Offensives in late 1918. (wikipedia)
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One of those no-man's-land puzzles that can't seem to decide if it's themed or not, and so ends up with this light (sugar?) coating of theme. That's not really fair—there's clearly a XMAS theme here, however thin/scattered. It's just that after CANDY CANES (the most obvious answer in the grid), there isn't much space given over to theme material. Not white space, anyway. Just ST. NICHOLAS and the four XMAS squares. Visually, this (kind of) says Christmas, but content-wise, it's overwhelmingly a themeless.  Feels like there's not much there there. The CANDY CANES element is transparent. The only thing there really is to "get" is the XMAS bit—I like that part. As a themeless, this has strengths and weaknesses, though I think the former outweigh the latter (the latter mostly have to do with a preponderance of short answers, due to the grid shape). "END OF STORY!", HALF-COCKED and NO-LOOK PASS are all wonderful. KGB SPIES totally confused me; that answer, with its massive initial consonant pile-up, was a major contributor to my considerable struggles in the NW. Couldn't come up with BOARDS (kept trying to stretch MCATS ...). Also hard: RIMS (4D: Goes around). Couldn't find the handle on BASK, and kept doubting OLEG because of the improbable "-GB-" juxtaposition it gave me in the answer that turned out to be KGB SPIES.  Struggles in that corner were totally offset in the opposite corner (i.e. the SE), where I threw AD AGENCY across and got every Down, one after the other, with no hesitation.


Interesting to cross ALI with SOMALIS, since she is Somali-born (now a U.S. citizen). Also interesting to call a SLED a [Traditional Yule gift] because ... that's news to me. Was Rosebud a Yule gift? Do people still say "Yule" when it's not followed by "tide" or "log" or ("Brennere")? If I've ever heard of / seen AEF before today, I can't recall. Luckily the grid doesn't rely on anything else that antique and abbreviated. I had HE'S A KEEPER! instead of IT'S A KEEPER! at 12D: "Hang on to that one!" I feel like the clue was designed with that mistake in mind. I also had ENTICES instead of ENTRAPS at 36A: Inveigles, as in "He was inveigled / entrapped / enticed into HE'S A KEEPER!—the Charybdis of this grid's eastern half." (Get it? 'Cause the western half has Scylla  ... the SEA MONSTER? ... yeah, you get it). Actually, enticing is more the Sirens' job ... hmmm ... rather than mull Odyssean metaphors, I'm gonna pack it in.

Merry Christmas if you celebrate (and Merry Friday if you don't).

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Form of Japanese syllabic writing / SAT 12-26-15 / Traveling show with number Trading Taps / Mathematician with a hypothesis unproven since 1859 / Dermatological drug withdrawn by Roche in 2009 / Beijing-born star of Kiss of Dragon / His name was lengthened by God at age 99 / Half of rhyming candy duo / Cartoon friend of Dumb Donald Weird Harold / NJ home of ultimate weapon monument / Masonry-supporting rod / Mesoamerican language with 400,000+ speakers /

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Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


THEME:none

Word of the Day: Bernhard RIEMANN (7D: Mathematician with a hypothesis unproven since 1859) —
Georg Friedrich Bernhard Riemann[ˈʁiːman](September 17, 1826 – July 20, 1866) was an influential Germanmathematician who made lasting and revolutionary contributions to analysis, number theory, and differential geometry. In the field of real analysis, he is mostly known for the first rigorous formulation of the integral, the Riemann integral, and his work on Fourier series. His contributions to complex analysis include most notably the introduction of Riemann surfaces, breaking new ground in a natural, geometric treatment of complex analysis. His famous 1859 paper on the prime-counting function, containing the original statement of the Riemann hypothesis, is regarded, although it is his only paper in the field, as one of the most influential papers in analytic number theory. Through his pioneering contributions to differential geometry, Riemann laid the foundations of the mathematics of general relativity. (wikipedia)
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Made a key lime pie today, which was a first. It somehow came out perfect. Near perfect, anyway. I'd give it like a 97/100. I tell you what, America's Test Kitchen is not *%$#ing around. Even a talentless baking hack like me can conjure up deliciousness with their recipes. So with two slices down the hatch—and the lingering effects of an earlier Sazerac cocktail still playing in my brain—I sat down to this themeless puzzle. It opened easily, not to mention improbably. Jarring opening 1-2, as I crossed the father of three major world religions with ... a cheesy lad mag.

Crossing a (literal) Patriarch with a magazine that represents the worst of The Patriarchy as my opening gambit was eerily predictive of a very, very male-dominated puzzle. Only woman in this thing (besides the MAXIM pin-ups) is animated (ELSA). But you've got tons of men, as well as BATTLE / ZONE and "Call of Duty" and TROJAN WAR and TAE BO and REBEL heroes and on and on with the violence and militarism. You'd think that we could at least get some gender balance in the *cluing*, but no. Oh well. This grid is still exceptionally well made. No groan-worthy junk. Not much to ooh and aah at at first, but things heated up once I got down to CASUAL SEX. As it were.


Didn't know RUDOLF (3D: Diesel who invented the diesel engine) or "ETHAN Brand," and didn't recognize RIEMANN or Ira LEVIN until I'd gotten almost all of their respective names from crosses. Could not for the life of me understand how THAI was an [Indian alternative]. I think it's a food thing? Seems pretty arbitrary, but that's all I got. Trouble areas were FAT ALBERT (which I haven't seen in almost 40 years) (50A: Cartoon friend of Dumb Donald and Weird Harold) and ZAPOTEC (the "P" gave me fits, as I had REDO instead of REPO at first at 28D: Take back, in a way). Hardest part by far was the SE corner, because "RIVER...."???? I couldn't wrap my head around what "Traveling show" even meant. Haven't thought about ... wait, is "RIVERDANCE" related to Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley? It is! Haven't heard either name since the '90s. Anyway, I had to go into that SE corner blind, getting traction with TAE BO (speaking of the '90s...) (55A: Program with a "Get Ripped" version) x/w SCRIBE (42D: Journalist, informally). After that, it was over pretty quickly.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Conquest of 1953 / SUN 12-27-15 / Spicy fruit beverage often used as tequila chaser / Silas in Da Vinci code notably / Agricultural figure in Canterbury Tales / Muse for DH Lawrence / Female toon with dollink boris

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Constructor: Don Gagliardo and Zhouqin Burnikel

Relative difficulty: Easy


THEME:"Binary Code"— all theme clues are double letter (e.g. [FF]); answer are common phrases which, when interpreted in a certain literal fashion, can refer to said double letters:

Theme answers:
  • SHOPPING CENTER (23A: PP) [because "PP" is the "center" of the word "shopping"]
  • DEAD ENDS (36A: DD) [because "D" is on either "end" of "dead"] [etc.]
  • NCAA FINALS (46A: AA)
  • WINDOW FRAME (64A: WW)
  • ONION RINGS (82A: OO)
  • JAZZ DUET (95A: ZZ)
  • MINNESOTA TWINS (110A: NN)
  • MARRIED COUPLE (15D: RR)
  • LEADOFF DOUBLE (52D: FF)

Word of the Day: SANGRITA (9D: Spicy fruit beverage often used as a tequila chaser) —
Sangrita (meaning "little blood"), whose origin dates back to the 1920s, is a customary partner to a shot of straight tequilablanco; a non-alcoholic accompaniment that highlights tequila's crisp acidity and cleanses the palate between each peppery sip. The basic conception of sangrita is to complement the flavor of 100% agave tequila, which is also peppery and citrusy in taste. Before increased worldwide popularity and corporate interest in tequila in the late 1990s and early 21st century, few outside of the Mexican Pacific region bordering the state of Jalisco, where tequila was mainly produced and consumed, knew of the existence of sangrita, and much less its recipe. As popularity grew, so did commercial efforts to recreate the mysterious red, spicy drink that was served with tequila. In fact the drink was not that mysterious. While most outsiders would reference its red make up as tomato juice and spices, locals and traditionalists agree that the one ingredient that most likely doesn't belong is tomato. (wikipedia)
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Not a strong Sunday. This isn't a theme so much as a regular NYT cluing convention masquerading as a theme. That is, we regularly see, for instance, CEES clued as [Comedic duo?], [Psychic couple?], and the like. So today, we get that same, common cluing gimmick, but now ... it's a theme. Except the clever clues are ... answers. It's fine as an idle diversion, but it's not much as a core concept for the NYT's marquee puzzle goes. The concept not only isn't original—it recycles like crazy. Clues that have appeared in other puzzles: [Dead ends?] for DEES; [Minnesota Twins?] for ENS; [Jazz duet] for ZEES. The constructors even recycle their own work—they used [Shopping center?] to clue PEES in a puzzle they made for the LA Times in 2012. I guess the idea of making the "?" clues into answers is its own kind of novelty, but it's not much of one. There is nothing *bad* about this puzzle. It does what it does, consistently. And the grid is a little on the staid / old-fashioned side, but it's fine. The problem is that the puzzle does nothing but rehash the familiar; it's just too unimaginative for a NYT Sunday puzzle. Also too easy, but that's not nearly as big a problem.


There was a "Little Rascals" boy named FARINA? Like ... the cereal? Cream-of-Wheat? That is news to me. I know Buckwheat and Spanky and Alfalfa and Darla and Petey and ... maybe some others, but not FARINA. Dennis FARINA, yes. This FARINA, no. Also didn't know SANGRITA. So I learned two things, only one of which I am likely to remember (I drink more than I think about "Little Rascals"). AGELONG is a weird word I wouldn't ever use. I had AGELESS there. I should probably asterisk this puzzle's difficulty level, since I was tipped off by some eager numbskull on Twitter who decided he needed to tell Susan ORLEAN she was in the puzzle before the puzzle ever came out online (49D: Susan who wrote "The Orchid Thief"). I have a whole "crossword" stream open on Twitter, so I saw the tweet, and I don't think she'd've been a flat-out gimme for me, so ... maybe add ten seconds or so to my time (still "Easy"). I tried LYCRA before LISLE at 57D: Durable stocking fabric. Otherwise, no problems at all.

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War-torn Syrian city / MON 12-28-15 / Irish language family / 2013 film queen who sings Let It Go / One-named art deco artist / Where Army brass is trained in brief

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Relative difficulty: Normal Monday


THEME: STS (63D: Aves. ... or the initals of 17-, 23-, 40-, 50- and 63-Across) —

Theme answers:
  • SEAL TEAM SIX (17A: Navy special force in the bin Laden raid)
  • SILVER TEASET (23A: Sterling service for an afternoon break)
  • SINBAD THE SAILOR (40A: "Arabian Nights" voyager)
  • SPEAK TOO SOON (50A: Say something before immediately being proven wrong)
  • STEM TO STERN (63A: Completely)
Word of the Day: LANA Del Rey (32A: Singer Del Rey) —
Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (born June 21, 1985), better known by her stage name Lana Del Rey, is an American singer, songwriter, and model. Her music has been noted for its cinematic style and its references to pop culture, particularly 1950s and 1960sAmericana. // Del Rey first received recognition after the release of her major-label debut Born to Die January 2012; aided by initial Internet buzz surrounding her "Video Games" single.[2]Born to Die peaked at number two on the U.S. Billboard 200, and was the fifth best-selling album of 2012. A remix of its single "Summertime Sadness", produced by Cedric Gervais, peaked at number six on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100. The Paradise EP was released that November, and garnered Del Rey her first Grammy nomination for Best Pop Vocal Album. Three of its tracks were featured in her short filmTropico, which premiered in December 2013. Del Rey's third studio album, Ultraviolence, was released in 2014, becoming her first number-one record in the United States. She released her fourth studio album, Honeymoon, the following year. Del Rey is the most streamed female artist on Spotify in the United States, and the fourth worldwide. (wikipedia)
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I have often been a fan of repurposed crosswordese—taking something stale and crossword-common and giving it new life as, say, a rebus square (saw this done with ERG once) or, perhaps, a revealer. The problem with STS is it doesn't even qualify as crosswordese. It's just an ugly abbr. that you would never ever be happy to see in (or put in) your puzzle. It just doesn't work as a revealer, and by "work" I mean provide any revelatory pleasure. It remains a three-letter piece of junk fill. Beyond that, I like some of the themers (SEAL TEAM SIX, STEM TO STERN) and others, I like less. Not fan of THE being included as a "T" for the admittedly nitpicky reason that one rarely if ever sees the definite article included in an abbr. or acronym. Of course, this is usually true of all short words ("of,""to,""the," etc.), but "the" seems the most skippable of all. So the idea that it can rep a "T" feels weak to me. SEAL TEAM SIX, three solid words; SINBAD THE SAILOR, two solid words and a connecting word that doesn't merit inclusion in an abbr. Further into nitpicking, SPOKE TOO SOON seems infinitely better than SPEAK, in that it's a phrase you would say, on its own, after, well, speaking too soon. "Whoops ... SPOKE TOO SOON."SPEAK TO SOON ... just doesn't stand alone nearly as well. Not sure why SPEAK over SPOKE here, considering they're the same length. But give the theme some credit: there aren't a lot of other phrases out there that can fit this pattern. So ... if you're going to ride with STS (and I wouldn't, but if you are), you aren't going to do much better than these five right here.

[Profanity and drug references ahead...]

Fill is ordinary, somewhat on the dull/crusty side. Liked seeing HOMS in the puzzle (71A: War-torn Syrian city); it's in the news a lot these days (albeit for terrible reasons), and seems like it should get more grid recognition than it does. But ILSA *and* ELSA *and* ESAI ... there oughta be a law. Lots and lots of other exceedingly common stuff. "ANNABEL LEE" (29D: Poe poem that concludes "In her tomb by the sounding sea") gives the grid a little OOMPH, but in the end, the grid is just too smothered in ERTEs and OLEOS for a single longer answer to have much of a difference on the overall feel of the grid. 

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Grammy-nominated rapper with 2002 hit Oh Boy / TUE 12-29-15 / Stradivari's teacher / Brazilian dance popular in 1980s / Less than 300 dots per inch commonly / Gettysburg opponent of Lee / Big bang maker informally /

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Relative difficulty: Harder than usual Tuesday by a little


THEME:Compliment for a ...?— theme answers are common complimentary phrases, clued as if they had some literal aptness for their recipients. Thus:

Theme answers:
  • NOT BAD AT ALL (18A: Compliment for a fruit-of-the-month club?) [because fruit sometimes goes "bad"...] [etc.]
  • STELLAR (24A: Compliment for a planetarium?) 
  • KEEP IT UP! (29A:Compliment for an airline?)
  • WELL DONE (46A:Compliment for a steakhouse?)
  • WAY TO GO (50A: Compliment for a GPS manufacturer?)
  • YOU'RE ON FIRE (60A: Compliment for a charcoal seller?)
Word of the Day: CAM'RON (48D: Grammy-nominated rapper with the 2002 hit "Oh Boy") —
Cameron Ezike Giles (born February 4, 1976), better known by his stage name Cam'ron (formerly Killa Cam), is an American rapper, actor and entrepreneur from Harlem, New York. He is the de facto leader of East Coast hip hop groups The Diplomats (also known as Dipset), and U.N. (Us Now). Cam'ron was also a part of the group Children of the Corn before they disbanded in 1997. // In 1998 Cam'ron released his debut album Confessions of Fire on Epic, the album would achieve gold status by the RIAA. In 2000 Cam'ron released his second album S.D.E. (Sports Drugs & Entertainment). In 2001 Cam'ron signed a new label deal with Roc-A-Fella Records and released his critically acclaimed, third studio album Come Home with Me. it achieved platinum status by the RIAA, and also contained Cam'ron's highest charting Billboard single to date, "Oh Boy," featuring his artist at the time Juelz Santana. In 2002 Cam'ron starred in the Roc-A-Fella films Paper Soldiers and Paid in Full. In 2004 Cam'ron released his fourth studio album Purple Haze to critical acclaim reaching gold status by the RIAA. // In 2005 after disbanding his record label, Diplomat Records, from Roc-A-Fella Records due to business disagreements, Cam'ron signed the label to a distribution deal with Asylum Records. In 2006 Cam'ron released his fifth studio album, Killa Season. Though it did not chart higher than his previous albums, it still managed to go gold status by the RIAA. The album also contained a movie of the same name, in which Cam'ron made his director/screenwriter debut and starred as the main character. In 2009, after taking a hiatus due to his mother's health, Cam'ron returned to music and released his sixth studio album Crime Pays. It reached #3 on the Billboard 200. (wikipedia)
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The humor here is corny, but maybe you're into that. What I hope you're not into, however, is the strange and often inapt cluing on these themers. Too often, the "pun" involved was not clearly related to the entity being complimented at all. Fruit-of-the-month club? For "bad"? First, why not just a fruit stand? You know, a thing that normal people experience on a regular basis? Second, "bad" just doesn't say "fruit." Part of the reason this puzzle played harder than normal was that the clue / answer connections seemed so weak or odd. I had NOT BAD and then needed every cross to get AT ALL and then had no idea what was going on. How is that appropriate for a ... fruit-of-the-month club? Later, I "got" it, but the connection is still weak. WELL DONE, by contrast, is spot-on as a compliment for a steakhouse. You see that, right? How the play on words with the steakhouse is Perfect, whereas with the fruit ... not so much. Anything can be "bad." Most things, in fact. And why would the charcoal *seller* be on fire? A "charcoal seller" doesn't feel like a thing, actually. The  "YOU'RE" part of "YOU'RE ON FIRE" weirdly personalizes it—makes it sound like some poor guy has been accidentally set aflame. These theme answers stuck the landing only about half the time, and none of them are actually funny.


The grid, on the other hand, is a cut above most Tuesdays. Very kinetic, what with the BARREL ROLL and the TRAMPOLINE. CAM'RON seems pretty obscure for a Tuesday, but I'm not too mad about that. I also liked seeing KWAME Kilpatrick, even though he's in jail now. I can't ever remember seeing any KWAME in the grid before—oh, wait, I think I probably have, in the form of KWAME Nkrumah, the first president of Ghana. The only other KWAME I can think of is Brown—the first number one NBA draft pick to be selected straight out of high school. He had a long if not terribly noteworthy career.  I also liked the SPLASHY / LAMBADA pairing. LOW RES gave me fits. Needed every cross. It was a weird, slightly toughish, occasionally enjoyable Tuesday (which, honestly, makes it better than most Tuesdays).

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Physics Nobelist who pioneered in quantum physics / WED 12-30-15 / French comic series that has sold 350+ million copies worldwide / Old knockoff of IBM product / Last royal house of Italy

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Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


THEME:AULD LANG SYNE— the song you sing on NEW / YEAR'S / EVE (64A: With 65- and 66-Across, when to sing the song in the circled squares)

Theme answers:
  • PAUL DIRAC (20A: Physics Nobelist who pioneered in quantum mechanics)
  • ALAN GREENSPAN (37A: Federal Reserve chairman under four presidents)
  • GREASY NEALE 
Word of the Day: GREASY NEALE (51A: Football Hall-of-Famer with a nickname befitting his elusiveness on the field) —
Alfred Earle "Greasy" Neale (November 5, 1891 – November 2, 1973) was an American football and baseball player and coach. // Neale was born in Parkersburg, West Virginia.Although writers eventually assumed that Neale got his nickname, "Greasy", from his elusiveness on the football field, it actually arose during his youth, from a name-calling joust with a friend.[...] Neale was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1967 and the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1969. Both inductions recognized his coaching career. (wikipedia)
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New Year's Eve is still December 31, right? They didn't move it. I don't really understand doing a New Year's Eve puzzle *not* on New Year's Eve. I get that this puzzle *type* is more Wednesday than Thursday, but a holiday puzzle should fall on the holiday, day of the week be damned. That, or constructors should anticipate the day their holiday puzzle will fall on and plan accordingly. They have calendars now that can see well into the future and tell you such things. This is a very basic puzzle type, but the execution is interesting. Not sure I enjoyed it, but it is interesting: mirror symmetry, plus circles, plus the rarely-if-ever seen Entire Bottom Line revealer. Two of the three theme answer names seem pretty obscure for Wed. theme answers. Not that PAUL DIRAC and GREASY NEALE aren't puzzle-worthy; they're just niche famous, whereas ALAN GREENSPAN is all-the-way famous (which is to say, he's alive and remains prominent in the cultural memory—100 years from now, ALAN GREENSPAN will probably be the third-most-famous themer in this puzzle). I barely knew DIRAC, and while I knew NEALE, I misremembered who he was. I had him as a member of the '72 Dolphins. Their quarterback was Bob Griese, but I know who  Bob Griese is, so that's not whom I was imagining. Guy I was imagining was black (unlike Griese). Also a wide receiver (unlike Griese). No idea what I was thinking.I think I also half-thought that he was on the Meadowlark Lemon-era Harlem Globetrotters. . . Yes! There we go: Fred "Curly" Neal.


Perhaps because the grid is trying to be (and occasionally is) sparkly, there is some less-than-lovely fill. By "some" I mean "lots of." From the truly terrible APOX and NLER, to scads of merely subpar stuff like TAVI, TSE, ELS, IBEAM, RIA, SAGO, DTS, ACCTS, and a lot more ho-hum short stuff. I got held up in a few places. No idea that [Yanqui] was AMERICANO. To me, an AMERICANO is a coffee—espresso w/ hot water added. I had one earlier today. I think it's also a cocktail. I actually had AMERICANS there, thinking [Yanqui] was somehow plural (!?), but then I got the NEATO cross. I also had trouble picking up MINUS SIGN (5D: Something that makes a difference?) (not surprising, given that clue), and V-CHIPS (23A: TV monitors?) (another "?" clue). Do V-CHIPS still exist? I never hear them mentioned. They seem a very '90s thing somehow. Like ... people wanted them in the '90s to keep their kids from watching "South Park." That's what I remember about V-CHIPS: freaked-out '90s parents.


I liked YVES over EVE. I didn't like ENDS over ENDOR. I liked the adjacent pairing BEAT / POETS. BOB AND WEAVE and HEALTHY GLOW make nice pillars. I hope the grid isn't supposed to be a visual representation of anything, like a dropping ball or a noisemaker or something, because if so, I clean missed it.

Happy New Year's Eve Eve.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Spider-Man's surrogate father / THU 12-31-15 / Onetime gig for Wiig / Sickly looking overlord / Terminus of Qingzang railway / Modern civil rights initialism / 1971 documentary about Ravi Shankar

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Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging


THEME:MONOPOLY (65A: Game patented December 31, 1935) — answers that require you to PASS GO (i.e. skip over the letter string "GO") when you read them, if you want the wacky clues to make sense (62A: Round a corner in MONOPOLY ... or what you must do to answer the clues for 20-, 34-, 43- and 56-Across) . With "GO," the phrases are simply common words / things; without "GO," they are wacky answers to wacky "?" clues:

Theme answers:
  • GOOGLE DOCS (20A: Enjoy the swimsuit edition of The New England Journal of Medicine?)
  • CARGO SHORTS (34A: Brief entries in an auto film festival?)
  • WAGON MASTER (43A: Sickly-looking overlord?)
  • EGOMANIACS (56A: People obsessed with being online?)

Word of the Day: SNIP (50D: Insignificant person) —
(google)
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If you think this is weird ... it gets weirder. Let's start with what we have before us: a pretty good, very current / contemporary MONOPOLY-related puzzle with a play-on-words theme (involving the phrase PASS GO). The fact of the game's being patented on December 31, 1935 is the presumptive reason for running this puzzle today. God I love that the actual New Year's Eve-themed puzzle got bumped to non-New Year's Eve for *this*, which is about as obliquely, tenuously, flimsily related to New Year's Eve as a theme can be. You want generic end-of-year holiday crap, go back in time, man. Tonight, we MONOPOLY.


I think the theme holds up pretty well as a tricky Thursday. I don't really know what a WAGON MASTER is, but I assume he masters wagons, or at least drives them. It's strange: when I got GOOGLE DOCS, I just assumed GOOGLE was another word for "stare at" (like OGLE ... or maybe GOGGLE), and so I thought the answer was funny but had no idea the "GO" needed to be passed. So when I got to WAGON MASTER, I was baffled. "How are wagons ... sickly-looking?" Only after the revealer did it become clear (which, I guess, is where "revealer" gets its name—its role in "revealing" or "making clear" the tbeme). I loved all the current references—including the clues on GRETA (27A: Actress Gerwig of "Mistress America"), IFC (71A: Cable channel that airs "Portlandia"), PEELE (12D: Key's longtime partner in sketch comedy), and STEVEN (66A: Psychologist Pinker who wrote "How the Mind Works"). Lots and lots of "?" clues made this one playful and toughish. I did not know SNIP and really doubted it. But there it is, in the dictionary. I will never like RPS (... per second?) or USH, dictionaries be damned. My favorite clues were [Spanish nuts] for LOCO and [Swiftly built home?] for NEST. I also like that Ben got both his own name (UNCLE BEN) and (aurally) the editor's (CARGO SHORTS) into the grid. I am also in the grid, as I had a MIXED DRINK earlier in the evening (Manhattan w/ Knob Creek rye) and I'm currently wearing EYEGLASSES. So there.


So I started this write-up by saying "it gets weirder." To see just how weird, you're going to have to do three more puzzles today: Buzzfeed, American Values Crossword Club, and Brendan Emmett Quigley (I'll link to them all when they're up). I am telling you this as if *I* know exactly what's going to happen, and I don't. I just know that the four puzzles are all ... related. In a certain way. For certain reasons. Each puzzle stands completely on its own merits, so there's no need to do the other puzzles. In fact, I'm pretty sure the NYT didn't even know it was going to be just one part of a linked set of puzzles that all come out today. That little bit of information—the whole guerrilla crosswording angle—makes me infinitely happy. Anyway ... yeah. Something to look forward to. Happy New Year's Eve, for real.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Grassy surface / FRI 1-1-16 / 2009 million-selling Justin Bieber release / First bishop of Paris / Prominent feature of dubstep music / Goddess who caused Trojan women to riot in "Aeneid"

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Relative difficulty: Easy


THEME:none 

Notable Crosswordese:  
  • ELOI (7D: "The Time Machine People")
  • ENIAC (28D: Historic computer)
  • OTOE (48D: Winnebago relative)
    Notable Recent Pop Culture :
    • Justin Bieber's "MY WORLD"
    • LCD Soundsystem
      Word of the Day:"MY WORLD"(11D: 2009 million-selling Justin Bieber release) —
      My World is the debut extended play (EP) by Canadian recording artist Justin Bieber. It was released on 17 November 2009, by Island Records. The album is considered the first half of a two-piece project, later being supplemented by his debut studio albumMy World 2.0 (2010). After signing a recording contract in light of his growing popularity on YouTube, Bieber worked with collaborators including his mentor Usher, in addition to producers Tricky Stewart, The-Dream, and Midi Mafia. Its music incorporates pop and R&B styles, and lyrically discusses teen romance and coming of age situations. (wikipedia)
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      I'm trying to solve and blog and watch "After the Thin Man" (1936) on TCM, all at the same time. Multi-tasking generally means doing many things suboptimally, but a. I somehow still managed to crush this puzzle, and b. I had the delightfully bizarre experience of hitting the clue 45D: Gumshoe Charles (NORA) just as said gumshoe was lighting up my TV screen. And here I thought ASTA got all the crossword action. Unexpected! This movie takes place on New Year's Eve. Seems like people partied way harder in 1936. Nick just finished accidentally making out with a lovely woman *not* named NORA. I guess it was dark. See, trying to blog and watch at the same time means I keep missing things. Ugh. OK, just blogging now—this grid looks great, but somehow was not that exciting to solve. Maybe the cluing was just too straightforward. After yesterday's lively, current, playful cluing, today's seems quite plain. But this is a matter of taste. The grid really is nicely done, if far far too easy to move through. I thought that big, open center was going to cause trouble, but that turned out being the easiest part of all.

      [Happy New Year]

      I had some trouble getting started. BEAT for BASS (1A: Prominent feature of dubstep music), SEEMED for SEEN AS (4D: Perceived to be), ERIS for IRIS (24A: Goddess who caused the Trojan women to riot in the "Aeneid"), ST. PARIS for ST. DENIS (that last one was just stupid—"Paris" is in the dang clue) (3D: First bishop of Paris). After that corner was done—whoosh, off I went. Where I pulled SWARD from I don't know, but I pulled it (13D: Grassy surface). Thought there might be ALGAE on the slide instead of an AMEBA (26D: Slide presentation?), and needed 8/9 of POLE DANCE to bring it down (that first ninth was the issue) (38A: Provocative performance). The one really surprising thing in the grid was the clue on LCD (54A: Rock's ___ Soundsystem). I like them quite a bit, but don't think of them as crossword-famous, whatever that means. Once I HASHED out ORISON, the rest of the puzzle (i.e. the SE corner) was a snap.

      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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      Roman consul who captured Syracuse in A.D. 211 / SAT 1-2-16 / Mass master in brief / Alternative to Goobers / Jamaican jerk chicken seasoning

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      Relative difficulty: Easy


      THEME:none 

      Notable crosswordese: 
      • ACERB (32A: Sharp) (like "acerbic," only ... with fewer syllables)
      • OCTAD (not OCTET, as you originally thought) (47D: Snow White and the dwarfs, e.g.)
      • SRO (49A: "Packed" letters) (stands for Standing Room Only)
      • ARIE (22A: Part of Die Fledermaus") (never seen this cluing before (German word for "aria," I presume); clue is usually [Singer India.___] or [Indy racer Luyendyk])
      • ANAS (8D: Santa ___ (weather phenomena)) (usu. seen in singular form)
      Notable recent pop culture:
      • "American Dad" on TBS (40A: "American Dad!" airer)

      Word of the Day: NESSES (19A: Promontories) —
      noun
      1.
      1. (archaic) apromontoryorheadland
      2. (capitalaspartofaname): OrfordNess (dictionary.com)

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      Another wickedly easy themeless to help us ring in the new year with a sense of power and accomplishment. Found this one both rougher and more interesting than yesterday's, but only slightly tougher. Saturday really should fight back more. I unlocked this one with YALE (wink!). I didn't go to YALE, but my cousins did, and my ex-girlfriend did, and the editor of the BuzzFeed crossword did, and on and on and on, and YALE is easily the most crossworded-about U. there is, so I know far more than I should about cheers and mascots and what not related to that place. "Light and truth"? Lux et veritas? Just hand me the answer, why don't you? Once I had YALE, KOALA was a cinch (15A: One with a pouch), as was I WILL. And so SKIN TIGHT went boom and then TBS and GRECO-, which made POWER GRAB go boom, and that NW corner was done inside 90 seconds or so. The only thing that gave me pause (and the pause was Considerable) was NESSES. Yeesh. That and ARIE were like shin-kicks of terribleness, especially brutal because the rest of the grid was really quite smooth. Anyway at the 2 min. mark I was here:


      The potential Wow effect of HATERS GONNA HATE (37A: Message to critics) was significantly blunted by that same answer's having appeared in a NYT grid just six weeks or so ago. The answers I really noticed were ones that made me stumble a bit. I have never heard someone call a LEFT TURN a "Louie" (9D). I was thinking army ranks, Canadian coins (that's a 'loonie' actually) ... not turns. Not knowing that and not knowing ARIE made the NE by far the hardest section to get into and bring down. But even that wasn't too hard. I balked (and remain balking) at ADEN, YEMEN (62A: Where the U.S.S. Cole was attacked in 2000). I don't think you can just put any city, country pairing in a grid, or city, state, for that matter (I'm looking at you ERIE, PA ... what the hell other ERIE is there!?). But I recently put LUCKNOW, INDIA in a puzzle, so I probably shouldn't judge (in my defense, my answer was thematic, and thus had what I like to call "Thematic Dispensation").


      Took me a while to figure out -EST and how it made sense, given the clue (21A: What most adjectives end in?). The "?" tells you some wordplay is afoot, so ... "most" here indicates superlative adjectives, e.g. "most" fat = fattEST, "most" tall = tallEST, etc.). Superlative adjectives end in -EST. I hope your New Year has been superlative. I will see you tomorrow.

      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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      Malicious computer programs / SUN 1-3-15 / Alternative to Facebook Messenger / Pre-curve figure / Blues musician known as Sleepy John / Rathskeller decoration

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      Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging


      THEME:"Record of the Year"— a rebus puzzle with three-letter abbrs. of each month, appearing in order, each in its own square, one in each section of the grid
      • TROJANS / JANGLE
      • LIFEBLOOD / FEBRILE
      • MIMIMART / IMARET
      • CAPRIS / APRICOT
      • SOTOMAYOR / MAYHEM
      • CARL JUNG / ADJUNCT
      • BANJUL / JULEPS
      • SLAUGHTER / CAUGHT
      • ASEPTIC / SEPHORA
      • DOCTRINE / DECOCT
      • CASANOVAS / WIN OVER
      • TAPE DECKS / DECEIT
      Word of the Day: SEPHORA (79D: Big lipstick seller) —
      Sephora is a French brand and chain of cosmetics stores founded in 1970. [...] On November 18/2014, a lawsuit was filed against Sephora alleging that they discriminated against Asian customers based on stereotypes that all Asian customers abuse discounts to engage in bulk purchasing for re-sale. [...] Sephora currently operates over 360 stores across North America. Featuring more than 200 brands, along with its own private label, Sephora offers beauty products including makeup, skincare, body, fragrance, color, and haircare. (wikipedia)
      Notable crosswordese:
      • UNS (32D: Young ___)
      • EPEE (64A: Cousin of a foil)
      • ULNAS (73D: Ones up in arms?)
      • SSRS (116D: They were wiped off the map in '91)
      • EPODE (105D: Horatian work)
      • IMARET(17D: Turkish inn) (man, knowing this helped today...)
      • IMACS (7D: Some desktops)
      • ESTES (127A: Blues musician known as Sleepy John) (new one today, to me)
      • EKGS (113D: Hosp. readouts)
      • DAE (118D: Daniel ___ Kim, "Hawaii Five-O" actor)
      • AMÉLIE (23A: 2001 foreign film with five Oscar nominations)
      Notable recent popular culture:
      • GOTYE (40D: Singer with the 2012 #1 hit "Somebody That I Used to Know")
      • GCHAT (40A: Alternative to Facebook Messenger)

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      On the one hand, hurray for a Sunday that made me work a little. I got the theme pretty early, but even knowing what was coming, I still had to fight in each section to find the three-letter month abbr. This puzzle was like 12 mini puzzles, which has the virtue of novelty, if nothing else. I enjoyed the workout, but it was a bit weird / anticlimactic to know, very early on, exactly what was going to go down in each section of the grid. After uncovering my first month, the only real Surprises left involved finding the precise square for each rebus. But you knew what you were looking for and you knew where to look, every time. And there are no other calendar-related answers, so the whole thing plays a bit like a themeless, actually. The fill gets quite iffy in places, but for the most part it holds up, and the rebus answers are often delightfully creative. SOTOMAYOR! CARL JUNG! Fun stuff.


      I could've done without STRS, RESAW, three-R'd BRRR, ONRICE, and the terribly absurd ONEK (who runs ONE Ks?). The themers, though, I really liked, on the whole. They taught me a couple of new things. I still don't have all the world capitals memorized. Honestly, I probably haven't heard of a couple couple dozen of them, at least, and BANJUL is certainly one of those. Thank god for JULEPS ... seriously, thank you, God, for JULEPS, they are delicious. Also, they saved me from crashing on the shoals of BANJUL. Does BANJUL have shoals? Possibly. It is coastal. Holy moses, have you seen Gambia on a map? First, it's *The* Gambia, thankyouverymuch. Second of all, it is of an amazingly eely shape, essentially following from the Atlantic back along the contours of the Gambia (!) River, surrounded on all sides by Senegal, until it reaches a place called "unnamed elevation" (on the map I'm looking at).


      If the only thing I remember about today's puzzle is the location and insane shape of (The) Gambia, it will have been worth it. I also didn't know SEPHORA. I mean, looking at pictures of its storefronts, I realized I probably *have* seen those stores around, but not so that I'd remember.

      I am all of a sudden having visions of people crashing and burning at the GCHAT / GOTYE crossing. No real reason you should know GOTYE, honestly, and _CHAT seems like it could be Lots o' things. Oh well. Happy continued New Year.

      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

      P.S. if you have time for another puzzle today, or want to print one out and save it for when you *do* have time, please check out Patrick Blindauer's latest free puzzle, inspired by his new baby daughter (just go to "Play" in the top menu of his site). It's pretty magical, and not (only) for sentimental reasons.

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      Ancient alpaca herder / MON 1-4-16 / Actress Thompson of TV's "Family" / Jimi Hendrix hairdo / Hoity-toity sort / Burrito alternative

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      Constructor: Herre Schouwerwou

      Relative difficulty: Medium



      THEME:"PFFT"— Theme answers are two words, each beginning with the letters P_____F_____.

      Theme answers:
      • PINK FLOYD (3D: "The Wall" rock band)
      • PARTY FAVORS (18A: Gifts for guests)
      • PILLOW FIGHTS (27A: Friendly scuffles at sleepovers)
      • PETIT FOUR (35D: Small frosted cake) 
      • POUND FOOLISH (48A: Not good with large sums of money, in a saying)
      • POPPIN' FRESH (62A: Real name of the Pillsbury Doughboy)

      Word of the Day: SADA  (43A: Actress Thompson of TV's "Family") —
      Renowned and highly respected actress Sada Thompson has earned critical acclaim both on stage and TV for her noble, strong-minded matrons, but her more challenging and compelling work has come when her characters have displayed darker, more neurotic tones.
      Born in Des Moines, Iowa, she was the eldest of three children of magazine editor Hugh Woodruff Thompson and his wife Corlyss Gibson. After a family move to New Jersey, Sada developed an interest in acting, performing in school plays. She subsequently studied drama at the Carnegie Institute of Technology.
      (IMDB)
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       What a fun puzzle to come back to! It had tons of the things I love to see in Monday puzzles: hints that the puzzler had something in particular on his mind (poker and poetry - ANTE and I FOLD for the former, EPOS and OCTET for the latter), good music (PINK FLOYD),  even Down clues that were part of the theme so the Down-only solvers get to see the theme too. I always worry that they'll feel like they're not in on the fun on all those Mondays where there's no Down theme clues. I also worry about them all those Saturdays and Sundays where the theme makes it so some of the Down answers are nonsense words. I just think about Down-only solvers a lot. How are you guys doing? Everything okay? Do you want some cinnamon rolls? 

      Anyway, like I was saying, this was a good puzzle! Some of the clues were a little lackluster; I felt like ONUS is wasted if you're going to refer to it as ON US rather than a single word, and that analogy clue for EWE was kinda boring. (Also, there are better SETHs than MacFarlane, but that's a whole 'nother rant about how all his shows are identical unfunny Simpsons rip-offs and--oops, see, don't get me started OAR you'll have to read paragraphs and paragraphs of this.) It would also be cool if there was something that tied the theme together, but since it was such a casual theme, I think it's okay the way it is. And the fill was definitely good for a Monday.

      Also, seriously, I keep thinking about POPPIN' FRESH. Who knew the Pillsbury Doughboy had a name? And what kind of a name is POPPIN' FRESH? How'd he get it? Does he have a nickname? Maybe he introduces himself like this: "Yeah, my name's Poppin', but my friends call me Pops or P-Fresh."

      ...Okay, maybe I shouldn't look that much into it.

      Bullets:
      • SNOOT (32A: Hoity-toity sort)— I couldn't stop giggling whenever I looked at this one, because it reminded me of "I'm gonna give you a boop on the snoot!"- AKA, I'm gonna poke you on the nose. It's really cute.
      • PSIS (27D: Letters between chis and omegas)— OK, so the reason I immediately knew this one was not because of my immense knowledge of the Greek language, but because of how geeky I get about EarthBound. It's a pretty-well-known RPG for the SNES from the 90s, and it's really cute. Anyway, in the game you can use these PSI abilities, which are psychic or something, and here's a video of the cool sounds they make. (Warning for flashing lights!!)
      • ICY (38A: Dangerous, as winter sidewalks)— Sigh...I wish it was ICY! We had a 70-degree Christmas here in Maryland, which means I totally have not gotten to go sledding or anything so far this year. Fingers crossed for tons of ice and snow once I get back to Boston.
      •  SPINAL (15A: Backbone-related) — The clue might as well have been ______ Tap, because that was all I could see once I looked at the puzzle.
      Signed, Annabel Thompson, tired Wendy Wellesley.

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      Nickname for New York's Aqueduct Racetrack / TUE 1-5-16 / Reductive film trope for blonde / Little red animal in children's tale / Ancient dynastic ruler briefly

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      Relative difficulty: Played way slower than normal for me ... not sure why


      THEME: T-—familiar phrases have T- added to the front, creating low-grade wackiness:

      Theme answers:
      • T-MOBILE HOME (16A: Major telecom's corporate headquarters?)
      • T-SQUARE ROOTS (26A: Early history of a drafting tool?)
      • T-BALL BEARING (42A: Demeanor during a kid's outdoor game?)
      • T-TOP BILLING (56A: Sending of invoices for removable car roofs?)
      Word of the Day: EIGER (61A: Treacherous peak in the Alps) —
      The Eiger is a 3,970-metre (13,020 ft) mountain of the Bernese Alps, overlooking Grindelwald and Lauterbrunnen in the Bernese Oberland, just north of the main watershed and border with Valais. It is the easternmost peak of a ridge crest that extends across the Mönch to the Jungfrau at 4,158 m (13,642 ft), constituting one of the most emblematic sights of the Swiss Alps. While the northern side of the mountain rises more than 3,000 m (10,000 ft) above the two valleys of Grindelwald and Lauterbrunnen, the southern side faces the large glaciers of the Jungfrau-Aletsch area, the most glaciated region in the Alps. The most notable feature of the Eiger is its 1,800-metre-high (5,900 ft) north face of rock and ice, named Eigerwand or Nordwand, which is the biggest north face in the Alps. This huge face towers the resort of Kleine Scheidegg at its base, on the homonymous pass connecting the two valleys. (wikipedia)
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      I guess this is the conclusion to yesterday's absurd PF puzzle. That is, it puts the "T" in PFFT.  I barely noticed the theme, which is probably good, because I don't think it's much worth noticing. It's slight, and it's thin. Where is the T-BONE CHINA or the T-CELL BLOCK or the T-REX RYAN or T-ZONE DEFENSE or T-PAIN AU CHOCOLAT (15!) etc.? If you're gonna go with a weak concept like this, you should go for greater theme density, and certainly go for much cleverer, much funnier clues. These didn't land At All. The most literal wackiness I've ever seen. Cluing is really, really, really important to puzzle enjoyment, and it can be the difference between a theme that works and theme that doesn't. It was like no one was really trying with these theme clues. This might've worked with a denser theme and with more Wednesday-difficulty theme cluing, something less painfully straightforward than what we get here.


      Outside of ALLEGORY and LAST LEG and GOOD TO GO, there wasn't a lot of zip to this one. Cluing also seemed off in places. The [Room often next to a bedroom] is a bathroom. BATH is a shortening, "bedroom" is not, so, foul. BATH is informal real estate talk. BATH as a "room" slowed me down for sure, as did the "informally" in the lame LAME clue (2D: Not cool, informally). "Cool" is *already* informal. LAME parallels it perfectly. Why on earth do you add "informally" there? And who chooses BIG A (!?!?!) (52D: Nickname for New York's Aqueduct Racetrack) over RIGA. World capital beats "nickname" for some racetrack any day. Any. Day. AIRTO is an early contender for worst partial of the year. BIMBO isn't really redeemed by the semi-self-aware clue (43D: Reductive film trope for a blonde). MISNAME is what the person who chose "Y'all Qaeda" to describe those buffoonish Oregon terrorists did. "Y'all" is southern, not western. Obviously the superior name is "Vanilla ISIS." The angry white people with guns and a poor understanding of the Constitution are Vanilla ISIS. So much apter. The most humiliating thing I did while solving this puzzle was enter HUGH at 38D: Grant for moviemaking? And this after watching "His Girl Friday" (one of my favorite movies) Just Last Night. Ugh. I'm sorry, CARY.


      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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      Sagan wrote about his brain / WED 1-6-16 / gibbon zoo primate / Sikorsky of aviation / Taiwanese PC maker / Automaker whose name means listen in Latin / Jazz saxophonist Coleman

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      Relative difficulty: Easy


      THEME: CROSS-REFEENCES (34A: "See also" notations ... or what can be found in the circled squares in this puzzle?) — OED crosses OED four times in this grid

      Notable crosswordese:
      • OTOE
      • AMO
      • ENERO
      Word of the Day: LAR gibbon (29D: ___ gibbon (zoo primate)) —
      The lar gibbon (Hylobates lar), also known as the white-handed gibbon, is a primate in the gibbon family, Hylobatidae. It is one of the better-known gibbons and is often seen in zoos. (wikipedia)
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      There are some things the English language just doesn't want to do, and one of those is have "OED" all lined up in a single word. So we get pelted with past tenses, and the "OED" strings so painfully restrict adjacent fill that it cries out in pain. That NE is an atrocity, from LAR (!?!) to CHRON to CHOU, but it would be very hard to fill any better, given the OED placements. In the SW, the ramifications are somewhat less dire: just crosswordese like TSKED and OTOE, and then whatever BROCA is (!?!?!). The OEDs are handled somewhat better in the two other instances, but still, the fill suffers tremendously, everywhere: AEIOU NNE TEAC ENERO IDES AMO LEROI ECTO TROU (in addition to the aforementioned stuff). The longer Downs are pretty shiny—even the "OED"-containing ones—and the revealer is decent, with a nice metacrossword, self-referential aspect to the cluing. But the basic concept was a. too easy (you can fill in all the circles once you pick up the gimmick) and b. too restrictive for the fill to come out nice and tasty. I mean, jeez ... LAR? Jeez...


      This puzzle pretty much exhausts the _OED options: TOED, HOED, COED—just to give you an idea of how severely limiting the "OED" letter string is. There's an odd strain of stupidity running through the grid, with IDIOTs and DODOS and a DENSE guy (on a SEAT in the corner). The climate is DRY. ARID, even. Like my house in ENERO (i.e. right now). HIDE is also a Facebook action, and would've completed the FB trifecta (along with TAG and POST) nicely. The roe deer all want to know why they were left out of this puzzle, as do the all the robots in the ROBO-education classes. Robots and deer, amassing on my lawn as we speak, asking "Why!?" Gonna put on ORNETTE Coleman now, and sip some bourbon ON ICE. Happy January 6th.

      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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