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Unblinking gazer in Egyptian mythology / SAT 11-28-15 / Language created in 1959 / Official cocktail of New Orleans / agent 86 player / Brand with old slogan just kiss of hops / Vessel whose name meant friendship ironically / Tear quaintly / Cousins of capybaras / Fourth-largest city on Lake Michigan

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Constructor:Ned White

Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME: none 

Word of the Day:GARO Yepremian(55D: 1960s-'80s placekicker Yepremian, who helped the Dolphins win consecutive Super Bowls) —
Garabed Sarkis "Garo" Yepremian (June 2, 1944 – May 15, 2015) was an American footballplacekicker in the National Football League for the Detroit Lions, Miami Dolphins, New Orleans Saints, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, during a career that spanned from 1966 to 1981. [...] Yepremian is best known for two feats — one famous, one infamous. In a divisional playoff game against the Kansas City Chiefs on Christmas 1971, he kicked a 37-yard field goal 7 minutes and 40 seconds into double overtime, ending the longest game in NFL history and sending the Dolphins to the AFC Championship game against the Baltimore Colts (which the Dolphins won to go on to Super Bowl VI . //  Despite all of Yepremian's success, many people remember him for an incident in Super Bowl VII in 1973. With his team leading the Washington Redskins 14-0, Yepremian was sent on to the field to kick a field goal with slightly more than two minutes left, which would have put the game out of reach. The field goal attempt was blocked by Bill Brundige, and Yepremian managed to get to the ball before any other player did. Instead of just falling on the ball to preserve the Dolphins' 14-0 lead, he picked it up and frantically attempted to throw a pass. The ball slipped from his hands and went straight up in the air. Yepremian then attempted to bat the ball out of bounds but instead batted it back up in the air, and it went right into the arms of his former Lions teammate, Redskins cornerback Mike Bass, who returned it for a touchdown. The Dolphins managed to hold on to win, 14-7. Yepremian later joked to reporters after the game, "This is the first time the goat of the game is in the winner's locker room." In the 1973 Pro Bowl Yepremian kicked five field goals to lead the AFC to a win, and was voted Most Valuable Player in that game. He was elected to another Pro Bowl after he kicked twenty consecutive field goals without a miss in 1979.

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I really enjoyed this one. It alternated between easy and hard, giving me a nice success/struggle textural contrast. Fill is sparkly and very, very clean. Is it SEXY? That's for you to decide. I won't judge. I had no idea who this GARO guy was, but I did enjoy learning about him, though (see video, above). I don't know how I know SAZERAC (8A: Official cocktail of New Orleans) because I couldn't define it for you, but it's possible I've been in enough bars and hung around enough former bartenders (hey, Lena!) in recent days that the whole big vocabulary of Liquor is just sinking in. I get SAZERAC confused with that New Orleans brand of rice products, SAZERIN? SAZERAN? I'm gonna look it up. . . Oh, criminy, I'm way off. it's ZATARAIN. I see their ads on TV sometimes, and what with the shared "Z" and trisyllabic name, and the whole N.O. connection, you can (maybe?) see where the confusion came from.


TOSSPOT (18A: Juicer) is part of that whole vocabulary of drunkenness that I know only from crosswords. My wife read me a cryptic clue recently, the answer to which was TOSSPOT. I got it fast. It was something like [Drunk defeats drunk in comeback]. Or else it was much better than that. 


Biggest LOL of the day was starting with BRB at 4D: Palindromic bit of textspeak (LOL). Couldn't do much with the NW because of that error, so I settled into the upper middle with KERRY (25A: Clinton's successor) and ORB and RBI. This made my solve oddly symmetrical, as my final squares were in the same central area on the lower half of the grid. From that middle place, I was able to shoot out in both directions, first changing BRB to LOL and moving down the west side and into the very easy SW, then, after getting stuck, coming back up top and shooting up into the NE courtesy of SAZERAC. Eventually, I had the SE corner surrounded, but wasn't sure how I was going to take it down.

Just getting that "Q" in place for TRANQ took work (30D: Downer, for short). I wanted the [Powerful board member] to be CHAIR, so ... TRANC? Mmmm, probably not. TRANK, I've definitely seen. In the end, getting the "U" from RUINOUS (26D: Devastating) made the "Q" in QUEEN seem the likeliest bet. But then, staring at the above grid, I had issues. Could *not* get the NOTE of SEE NOTE (42D: Often-bracketed direction), even after I got to SEE NO-E. I thought I had an error. I started running the alphabet. Now it seems obvious. Weird. Also couldn't pick up the MORE of ANY MORE for a while (44D: These days). AERATOR is a [Faucet accessory]? I did not or else barely knew that. GARO, no hope. Had LOO for LAV at first (60D: John) (not sure why you don't go with [John, abroad] there, thus echoing the IAN clue...). Wanted ACCUSED instead of AVOIDED at 40D: Like pariahs. Thankfully, NBA LOGO was easy (59A: It features the silhouette of hoops legend Jerry West), and, even more thankfully, I do crosswords a lot and so know IBN very well (47D: Arabic name part). That was really the key to finally bringing the puzzle down. Allowed me to get both VIN (46A: Porto, par exemple) and COBOL (50A: Language created in 1959), and then, majestically triumphantly and finally, CHINWAG! Great word to end on (54A: Yak).

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Archenemy of Mattel's He-Man / SUN 11-29-15 / Decepticon's foe in Transformers / Ill-fated seducer in Tess of D'urbervilles / Olshansky first soviet-born NFL player / Little visitor to Slumbrerland in old comics / QB Bobby curse on Detroit Lions / Male lead in Disney's frozen

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Relative difficulty:Medium


THEME:"Four-Letter Words"— clues are made up of two of the "four-letter" words in the corners of the grid For Some Reason...

Theme answers:
  • EXPENSE TYPE (over / head)
  • BEYOND THE TIME LIMIT (over / long)
  • WENT TOO FAR (over / shot)
  • RECKLESSLY (head / long)
  • YEARBOOK PHOTOGRAPH (head / shot)
  • NOT A GOOD BET (long / shot) 
Word of the Day:Bobby LAYNE(28D: QB Bobby who purportedly put a curse on the Detroit Lions) —
Robert Lawrence "Bobby" Layne, Sr. (December 19, 1926 – December 1, 1986) was an American footballquarterback who played for 15 seasons in the National Football League. He played for the Chicago Bears in 1948, the New York Bulldogs in 1949, the Detroit Lions from 19501958, and the Pittsburgh Steelers from 19581962. He was drafted by the Bears in the first round of the 1948 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Texas. // He was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1967 and inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1968. His number, 22, has been retired by the University of Texas Longhorns and Detroit Lions. (wikipedia)
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This was one of the least enjoyable Sunday puzzles I've solved in a long time, which is saying A Lot. I've seen Sunday grids that are much worse filled, but I've rarely seen a theme this thin, pointless, and radically unentertaining. What is the pleasure here? Where is the fun? I suppose you can somehow admire the construction (if you are being awfully generous), but did anyone consider the solver here—how it would feel to solve this? Where is the *payoff* for waiting for those stupid "Four-Letter Words"? What was the point? That you could do it? It makes no sense. I got through the whole thing with no idea what was going on, only to find out that I *did* know what was going on and that thing was nothing. So LONG / SHOT can be a clue? So? So can LONG / AFTER? Who. Cares? And the themers? BEYOND THE TIME LIMIT? What is that? That's a clue, not an answer. EXPENSE TYPE? Has God ever invented a duller non-answer than EXPENSE TYPE? No. No She has not.


There were a few nice moments, where I got to see answers I've never (or rarely) seen before like "EVE'S BAYOU" (totally forgot about that movie) (3D: 1997 Samuel L. Jackson film) and AUTOBOT (50A: Decepticon's foe in "Transformers") and SKELETOR! (63D: Archenemy of Mattel's He-Man) But then there was stuff I hadn't seen and didn't really care to see like ... SEA DUCK? (85A: Goldeneye or harlequin) and AGEMATES (?) (8D: Fellow students, generally) and "K"-NARK? (74D: Informer, informally) WTH is that? And then name parts like KONG and FASO and a bunch of OCA-esque crosswordese and blah blah blah ETUI TAW multiple D'OHS. Massive disappointment overall. Nothing more to say. Good night.

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Longtime Syrian strongman / MON 11-30-15 / Stereotypical parrot's name / Body of water between France Switzerland / Tibetan watchdogs

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Constructor:Ian Livengood

Relative difficulty:Easy


THEME:MID-As TOUCH (64A: Moneymaking skill ... or, when read as three words, what happens in 17-, 21-, 35-, 45- and 54-Across) —five 10-letter themers, each made of two 5-letter words where first word ends in "A" and second word begins with "A" ... thus, the "A"s "touch""mid-"answer:

Theme answers:
  • OPERA ARIAS (17A: Songs for divas)
  • FIONA APPLE (21A: 1997 Grammy-winning artist whose last name is a fruit)
  • LHASA APSOS (35A: Tibetan watchdogs)
  • PAULA ABDUL (45A: Former "American Idol" judge)
  • SANTA ANITA (54A: Noted California horse-racing venue)
Word of the Day:BOLLS(26A: Pods of cotton) —
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This is pretty damned elegant, especially for a puzzle of the phenomenally easy variety. The revealer came as a real "wow," which is a rarity on Any day of the week. I could see that it was MIDAS TOUCH but didn't stop to read the clue that closely and could only think, as I was speeding off to finish the rest of the grid, "Uh ... where's the gold in these answers? How does 'AA' represent gold?" But it doesn't. Instead "A"s touch in the "mid"dle of the answers. The exact middle—a nice "touch." I'm not sure I like OPERA ARIAS that much as an answer, since it seems almost redundant—where the hell else am I going to hear ARIAS? And you have to cheat a little bit with the pluralizing to get LHASA APSOS to come off. But let's just call that "creativity," not "cheating." Why can't I learn how to spell LHASA. It always comes out LLASA on first try. Like ... I confuse LLAMA and LHASA. And yet I would never ever spell the animal LHAMA. Maybe writing about this will help settle this issue in my brain. And yet, somehow, I feel I have written these exact words before, to no avail.


I was down near my record time on this one. Where were the hiccups. Well, LHASA, obviously, though that was easily fixed. Honestly, the only other issues I had involved my clumsy fingers, which will apparently never obey me well enough to allow me to break the 2:20 mark. I was right at 2:30 today. I got lucky at a couple turns. I had LAKE and threw down GENEVA more as a hope than a certainty. That worked out. Also, I was able to make the turn into the center of the grid via the *back* end of PAULA ABDUL without any trouble (she's a gimme for me ... I had a ... let's call it a "phase" ... in college; an ABDUL phase ...). Fill here is pretty clean, with some pretty exciting longer answers (yes, I am someone who finds CLIPBOARDS exciting, for real) (11D: Ones providing backing for writers?). Nice Monday work, for sure.


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Marshal under Napoleon / TUE 12-1-15 / 1987 declaration from Michael Jackson / Beatles song released on 12/3/1965 / Mach3 forerunner / Marc who painted Russian Village under moon / Turkish pooh-bahs

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Constructor:Dan Schoenholz

Relative difficulty:Medium


THEME:Opening line of NORWEGIAN WOOD  (55A: Beatles song released on 12/3/1965) — "I ONCE HAD A GIRL / OR SHOULD I SAY / SHE ONCE HAD ME"

Word of the Day:IMOGEN(47D: Daughter of King Cymbeline in Shakespeare's "Cymbeline") —
Imogen was the daughter of King Cymbeline in Shakespeare's play Cymbeline. She was described by William Hazlitt as "perhaps the most tender and the most artless" of all Shakespeare's women. // According to some modern editions of Shakespeare's plays, notably the 1986 Oxford Edition, the correct name is in fact Innogen, and the spelling "Imogen" is an error which arose when the manuscripts were first committed to print. The name Innogen is mentioned as a ghost character in early editions of Much Ado About Nothing as the wife of the Leonato character. Imogen in Cymbeline is paired with a character with the epithet"Leonatus". (wikipedia)
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Oh, Baby Boomers. Not *every* Beatles song deserves its own puzzle. This is a non-theme. It's preposterous. I mean, it's December 1, so not even the timing is right on this one. I kept waiting for the twist, the hook, the thing. But no. The theme is just the opening line of "NORWEGIAN WOOD" and That. Is. All. Good night.


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Ballerina of children's lit / WED 12-2-15 / Little name in 1960s pop / Horn-honking brother of old comedy / Calligrapher's purchase

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Constructor:Alan Arbesfeld

Relative difficulty:Medium


THEME: astronomical puns— astronomical terms reimagined as non-astronomical phrases via wacky clues

Theme answers:
  • LIGHT YEAR (17A: Easy two semesters at school?)
  • POLESTAR (25A: Lech Walesa, for one?)
  • RADIATION BELT (36A: Attire during an X-ray exam?)
  • RED GIANT (51A: Lenin, say?)
  • SUPERNOVA (61A: Fabulous deli delicacy?)
Word of the Day:RADIATION BELT
A radiation belt is a layer of energeticcharged particles that is held in place around a magnetized planet, such as the Earth, by the planet's magnetic field. The Earth has two such belts and sometimes others may be temporarily created. The discovery of the belts is credited to James Van Allen and as a result the Earth's belts bear his name. The main belts extend from an altitude of about 1,000 to 60,000 kilometers above the surface in which region radiation levels vary. Most of the particles that form the belts are thought to come from solar wind and other particles by cosmic rays. The belts are located in the inner region of the Earth's magnetosphere. The belts contain energetic electrons that form the outer belt and a combination of protons and electrons that form the inner belt. The radiation belts additionally contain less amounts of other nuclei, such as alpha particles. The belts endanger satellites, which must protect their sensitive components with adequate shielding if their orbit spends significant time in the radiation belts. In 2013, NASA reported that the Van Allen Probes had discovered a transient, third radiation belt, which was observed for four weeks until destroyed by a powerful, interplanetary shock wave from the Sun. (wikipedia)
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Started out Very easy, but then I couldn't understand what was going on with the theme (this remained the case until near the very end), and so I kind of had to hack my way around the theme answers, causing my pace to slow considerably. I was 80% done and had only one, maybe two theme answers in place, so it was not clear to me exactly how they were related. I have never seen NOVA as salmon (i.e. a "deli delicacy") except in crosswords, so SUPER___ (and that whole SE corner) was oddly tough to get into. Eventually I got the theme and figured it out. At first I thought "oh, they're all stars," but they're only 60% stars. Still, it's a reasonable theme. Theme answers seem pretty arbitrary, but the clues work OK. Turns out I had no idea what a RADIATION BELT was. For a while, as I was solving, I had RADIATION VEST in there (you wear those when you get X-rays at the dentist, right?).


The fill has some clunky parts, but for the most part it's clean, with lots of nice longer Downs to give the grid personality. I had issues with ICE RAIN, which I don't believe exists. I mean, I've seen ICE and I've see RAIN, and I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, but ICE RAIN? There's a reason it's clued [Sleetlike precipitation]—that's because it's called "sleet." I live in a place that gets this so-called ICE RAIN from time to time. We call it "sleet" (or maybe "freezing rain"). If you google [ice rain], freezing rain and sleet come up. So there. Further, LIE ABOVE and [Rest on] don't seem equivalent. The latter implies touching and the former does Not. If I say something's "on the fridge," it means it's sitting on the fridge. If I say it's "above the fridge," it's probably in a cupboard ... above the fridge. The books in front of me are resting on my desk. They are not "lying above" it. Etc. Also, if you google ["lie above"], the results are reasonably plentiful but All over the map. Math, song lyrics, golf. That's what's on the *first* page of hits. What we have learned here is no one uses "lie above" to mean "rest on."

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

PS somehow OVER (65A) being so near ACROBAT (which was clued [One going head OVER heels?]) (emph. mine) bugged me. A little dupe like that won't normally matter, but when one answer lies above (!) the other, the dupe is in danger of becoming irksomely noticeable.

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Group Theatre playwright of 1930s / THU 12-3-15 / Patriotic Clint Eastwood movie / Lyre player of mythology / Town whose exports are waxed / Medium for Biggie Smalls

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Constructor:Patrick Merrell

Relative difficulty:Easy


THEME:Fun with Roman numerals— circled squares contain Roman numerals, which, in the Across theme answers, stand in for the letters in their English equivalent (e.g. I = "ONE"). In the Downs, the letters in the Roman numerals cease to be Roman numerals and function simply as letters:

Theme answers:
  • RUNNING [ON E]MPTY (20A: Almost out of energy)
  • DA[TE N]IGHT (32A: Time to get a babysitter, maybe)
  • "FLAGS O[F OUR] FATHERS" (38A: Patriotic Clint Eastwood movie)
  • CA[TWO]MAN (45A: DC Comics character with a whip)
  • CB[S EVEN]ING NEWS (52A: Rather informative program, once?)
Word of the Day:"ZZZ"(13D: Last entry in the Random House Unabridged Dictionary) —
1.
(usedtorepresentthesoundofapersonsnoring.)
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2015. (dictionary.com)
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This strikes me as quite clever. The theme isn't tough to uncover, and once uncovered, it all goes very quickly. Also, at 78 words, this grid is highly segmented and thus doesn't have many interesting longer answers outside of the themers. But the theme is solid and the chosen theme answers are varied and creative enough to keep things interesting. I enjoyed figuring out what Roman numerals went where, and why. Biggest wow factor was on CB[S EVEN]ING NEWS. I somehow wasn't looking for VII, and that is a truly inventive way to hide it. On the fill front, I am not at all a fan of TOX (22D: Food safety subj.). Is that short of tox ... ins? icity? It's horrid. I honestly considered TAX. And I gave a little side-eye to the creaky ERATO / ET ALIA crossing (though ET ALIA got a very nice clue—30D: String substitute?). But I don't have very many other complaints. It was too easy; that's the only serious complaint I have. Even the Scrabble-f*%&ing in the NE didn't bother me. I mean, if you're gonna do it, I say go All In. Four "Z"s in a 3x3 section!? Sure. Go on. Go ahead. And if you somehow don't know who AZIZ Ansari is (16A: ___ Ansari of "Parks and Recreation"), please watch the series "Master of None" (10 episodes, on Netflix) right now. Best scripted show I've seen since "Transparent." Oh, also, there's a new episode of "Transparent" available (Season 2, Episode 1) right now on Amazon Prime. Not sure why I'm telling you all this ... just spreading the Gospel of Good TV, I guess. (Don't get me started on the Great British Baking Show, though, because I am a convert and like all converts I am annoyingly zealous)


Bullets:
  • 24A: Group Theatre playwright of the 1930s (ODETS)— I started with YEATS. Something about "playwright" and spelling of "theatre" and the fact that my dear friend Catherine is a Yeats scholar—not to mention the five-letter length of the answer—made me do it. YEATS died in 1939, so my answer is chronologically plausible, if no other kind of plausible.
  • 28A: Works of Carl Maria von Weber (OPERAS)— I get this dude confused with sociologist Max Weber. It's probably the whole last name thing.
  • 63A: Medium for Biggie Smalls (RADIO)— this is a very weird clue. Presumably RADIO is a Medium for virtually any singer in the history of singers. Does Biggie have a song about RADIO? Why Biggie? I mean, I'm happy to see his name, but the clue feels weirdly arbitrary. LL Cool J makes more sense. Or Elvis Costello. Or R.E.M. Or Talking Heads. Etc. 
  • 66A: "That's not for me" ("I PASS")— I went with "I'M OUT!"
And I'm out.

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Old nickname for China / FRI 12-4-15 / Cliffside detritus / 2004-11 Lakers forward / Actor Spall of Life of Pi / Candy counter eponym / Scopes Trial city

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Constructor:Martin Ashwood-Smith

Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME:none 

Word of the Day:APIS(35D: Egyptian bull god) —
In Egyptian mythology, Apis or Hapis (alternatively spelled Hapi-ankh) is a bull-deity that was worshipped in the Memphis region. "Apis served as an intermediary between humans and an all-powerful god (originally Ptah, later Osiris, then Atum)." [quote: Virtual Egyptian Museum] // Apis was the most important of all the sacred animals in Egypt, and, as with the others, its importance increased as time went on. Greek and Roman authors have much to say about Apis, the marks by which the black bull-calf was recognized, the manner of his conception by a ray from heaven, his house at Memphis with court for disporting himself, the mode of prognostication from his actions, the mourning at his death, his costly burial, and the rejoicings throughout the country when a new Apis was found. Auguste Mariette's excavation of the Serapeum at Memphis revealed the tombs of over sixty animals, ranging from the time of Amenophis III to that of Ptolemy Alexander. At first each animal was buried in a separate tomb with a chapel built above it. (wikipedia)
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15x16 to accommodate that central quad-stack. Super-segmented grid typical of grids like this, where you gotta keep a majority of those quad crosses pretty short; thus the top and bottom tend to play like completely separate (and usually much easier) puzzles. So structure-wise it's a fairly typical specimen. Fill-wise, given the severe limitations imposed by quad-stacking, I'd say it comes out OK. You've got the Egyptian bull gods and hare constellations and minor Homeric characters that inevitably congregate around this kind of puzzle, but they certain don't overwhelm the grid. I'd argue that COMPUTER MONITOR and OPERATING SYSTEM and APPLIED RESEARCH are really, severely, aggressively, perversely dull 15s—all straight out of some nondescript building in some office park in suburban D.C. But the other 15s are pretty interesting, as are the longer answers that shoot through the quad-stack.


I had zero luck starting out in the NW, and so ended up getting traction in what felt like a weird place—first with ROM, then ODOM, then MGS, then IRISH SHA APRILS. Thus:


Felt like I was clinging to the rock with my fingertips. Also felt like I was starting on the wrong end of the puzzle. Working right-to-left-always feels slightly backwards to me, so it was especially odd to find myself, not much later, with the east side of the grid filled in, but totally unable to make any of the 15s shoot back across the grid:


Actually, at this point, I probably looked back up and realized that the Who title was "I CAN SEE FOR MILES" (37A: The Who's only U.S. top 10 hit). Earlier, I was thinking it was MILES AND MILES or "FOR MILES AND MILES" ... whatever I was thinking, it wasn't working. I also have never ever head of DAYTON, TENNESSEE, so front end of that was tough ... especially when I threw down MISSISSIPPI at 24D: Their state song is a waltz (MISSOURIANS). In my defense ... I don't know. It fit? Anyway, that gave me DAYTIN, which ... really looks (and is) wrong. No idea who that RAFE dude is. He was RENÉ for a hot second somewhere in there. Aren't THREE TENS actually better than a [Pretty good poker hand]. Wouldn't you win most of the time with that hand? Three of a kind, esp. THREE TENS ... I don't know, "pretty good" seems insufficient. I had no idea that you could use PAX without following it with "Romana" (54D: Time of wide-ranging stability). It literally means "peace," but I guess that since the Romans committed some amazing atrocities during their PAX, maybe the clue definition is, in fact, more accurate. I discovered today that I hate guns so much that I don't even want to see them in my crosswords any more. I didn't find the ARMED clue funny (48D: Piece-keeping?). This is not the fault of the constructor or editor. It's a matter of personal taste. I've just had it.

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Sacred text of Zoroastrianism / SAT 12-5-15 / Colored sunfish / Daily show filmed in Burbank Calif / Role played by Richard Gere John Cleese / His first major screen appearance was in 1940 / Company whose name paradoxically means shelter with no walls / World's oldest one is in Tunisia

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Constructor:David J. Kahn

Relative difficulty:Medium-Challenging


THEME:sort of PINOCCHIO / JIMINY CRICKET but not really (33A: His first major screen appearance was in 1940 + 15D: Partner of 33-Across)

Word of the Day:REDEAR(45D: Colored sunfish) —
The redear sunfish (Lepomis microlophus, also known as the shellcracker, Georgia bream, cherry gill, chinquapin, improved bream, rouge ear sunfish and sun perch) is freshwater fish native to the southeastern United States. Since it is a popular sport fish, it has been introduced to bodies of water all over North America. This species of sunfish is well known for its diet of mollusks and snails. (wikipedia)
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Not feeling this one. First of all—theme or don't theme. This in-between stuff is annoying. After the central crossing in this one, the rest of the puzzle feels like a (Giant) afterthought. You sometimes see these half-ass pseudo-themes in late-week "themeless" puzzles. It's like the constructor noticed that two answers could intersect or parallel one another in some way, but then ... hand no idea what to do beyond that, and so built a themeless puzzle around the stunted theme. It's an oops theme. Or a coy theme. "Is it a theme? [Wink!] I'll never tell." Blargh. Second, it's a highly name-y grid, resulting in a solving experience that felt overwhelmingly trivial. I count 12 names of people or characters, many of them taking up a lot of real estate. I mean, ["Be Cool" co-star, 2005]?? [Co-author of "The Yankee Years"]. That's a lot of "co-" and a lot of name and a lot of dull trivia cluing. Then there's the rank obscurity of AVESTA (!?!?) (42A: Sacred text of Zoroastrianism). And what is RED EAR ... REDEAR? (45D: Colored sunfish) Is that two words or one? Sunfish have ears? (yes: red ones—they appear to be this fish's distinctive physical feature). Looking over the grid, it's possible that it's not as bad as it felt while I was solving. My first answer into the grid was ATTU (double blargh) (6D: Island whose battlefield area is a U.S. National Historic Landmark), and that *may* have colored the whole experience a skosh.

[I.R.S.]

"Conan" is not a "Daily show." It's weekdaily. Somehow, this difference seems Very important. I take the clues seriously. Also, it's nightly, but that's another, lesser issue. I think the answer I liked (discovering) best was RFK STADIUM (52A: Field near the Anacostia River). I had noooo idea what / where the Anacostia River is, and the idea that a "Field" could be a STADIUM didn't occur to me at all. I had to jump into that SE corner blind in order to work out STADIUM, and then the "K" made the RFK part clear. Without that RFK part, I am Dead in the SW. CONAN, AVESTA, all the Downs, everything is impossible until I get RFK, which gets me APRILS (again!?!?! two days in a row WTF?) and IF NOT, which gets me LANCELOT. Even then, I struggle a bit to get the rest of that corner. Best / most ridiculous wrong answer is LEY for LEE (55D: Victor at Fussell's Mill). I just know LEY is some crossword general. I don't even remember what war he's from. . . oh crap, I'm thinking of NEY, who was Napoleon's marshal. Willy LEY was a science writer. Bob LEY is an ESPN anchor, most recently / notably for "Outside the Lines." I hope you enjoyed this lesson in crossword names. I know I did.

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Talking toy since 1965 / SUN 12-6-15 / Food service giant based in Houston / Big Easy lunch / Blowtube projectile / Fictional Potawatomi tribesman / Punk subgenre / Druggists implements / 2013 Spike Jonze dramedy /

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Constructor:Patrick Berry

Relative difficulty:Medium


THEME:"With Drawl"— familiar phrases have a word changed by extending it by one syllable to a near-homophone ... thus the (imagined) "drawl" (extension of the vowel sound); of course wacky phrases call for wacky "?" clues

Theme answers:
  • JUST ONE MOWER THING (24A: How you might classify a blade, a gas tank cap or a starter handle?)
  • FEAR OF HYATTS (27A: Reason to stay only at Hiltons or Marriotts?)
  • CREATIVE RIOTERS (45A: Mob that disturbs the peace in new and interesting ways?)
  • PRETTY SHOER (61A: Attractive blacksmith at a stable?)
  • NIGHT MAYORS (75A: Municipal leaders who work the late shift?)
  • PRIAM REAL ESTATE (91A: Troy, in the "Iliad"?)
  • BAYER MINIMUM (109A: Smallest possible aspirin dose?)
  • DOUBLE YELLOW LIONS (113A: Normandy's coat of arms, basically?)
Word of the Day:SEE 'n'SAY(93D: Talking toy since 1965) —

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This wasn't that enjoyable for me, and was one of the weaker, wobblier Patrick Berry crosswords I've ever solved. In order to get the drawl effect, I have to ... fake a Southern accent. If I just say the phrases as they appear in the grid, they just sound ... different. Slightly longer, I guess, those hyper-syllablized words are, but "Drawl" ... I dunno. I think some of the wacky phrases are cute in and of themselves—I'm partial to PRIAM REAL ESTATE, myself—but somehow the conceit here feels a little limp. Grid is also not as solid and sparkly as I'm used to seeing from PB1. Feels highly segmented, resulting in few interesting longer answers. Also, CV JOINT? Is that a commonly known thing? [this is different from asking if it is a thing, which I'm sure it is]. That answer screams "the theme made me do it!" Actually, it's the execution of the theme in the grid, i.e. the stacking of theme answers, that brought that answer about. That answer goes through *three* themers, and multiple theme-crosses are always the most compromised answers in the grid. You gotta work them out early in the construction, because they tend to be the places you have fewest options, and any move you make before bolting them down is only going to reduce your options further. Don't believe me? Just check out CV JOINT's symmetrical counterpart—the equally odd, semi-arcane, and obviously improvised SEE 'N' SAY. Both answers are fairly short, so each locked-in-place letter (i.e. each letter that belongs to a theme answer in the cross) causes greater fill restriction than such letters would cause in longer answers. Just compare CVJOINT and SEENSAY to the much longer and much more familiar MONASTERIES and COMPARTMENT, both of which also cross three themers. Longer answers --> greater flexibility. More real estate, more versatility. CVJOINT and SEENSAY are really pinned down by being made up of 3/7 theme-answer letters.


Not much to say about this grid, really. Beyond CV JOINT, only one part of the grid gave me any real trouble: ST. CHARLES. I did not know it was a city, let alone a city in Missouri, let alone the former capital of Missouri, so it was really hard to parse. Might've been easier had I been *certain* about SYSCO (I was not) (my first answer there was TYSON) (65A: Food service giant based in Houston), and if COARSE hadn't worked just as well if not better than HOARSE for 72A: Rough. I imagine that that exact square, that crossing, is going to be at least a minor sticking point for a Whole lotta people today. I just watched "The Women" (d. George Cukor, 1939), and good chunk of it takes place in RENO, where a bunch of women go on the train to get divorces from their husbands (none of whom appear in the movie—no men do). I feel like we just saw ROLO. It's been a week of ROLO and APRILS. MONDO ROLO. (I screwed up MONDO too—had MOLTO (??)) (42A: Extremely, in dated slang). I'm already phenomenally tired of all "Frozen" clues, I've realized. "Frozen" is basically just a fount of "new" clues for old answers (ANNA, ELSA, OLAF, and now apparently SVEN). Surprised we aren't seeing IDINA Menzel more often.


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Old presidential dog whose name starts a Christmas carol refrain / MON 12-7-15 / Formerly top-rated show starring Mark Harmon / Muscat's land / Yemeni port city / mia Italian term of endearment

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium (2:45)


THEME:ILIAD (36A: Work hinted at by the starts of 17-, 26-, 42- and 56-Across) — all those first words / names are related to the "ILIAD":

Theme answers:
  • TROY AIKMAN (17A: He quarterbacked the Dallas Cowboys to three 1990s Super Bowl wins) — the "ILIAD" takes place in and just outside TROY, though does not include the fall of TROY (the fall, with the Trojan Horse and all that drama, isn't actually in the "ILIAD"; Virgil's got that covered...)
  • HOMER SIMPSON (26A: Animated TV character who cries "D'oh!") HOMER wrote the "ILIAD"
  • ACHILLES HEEL (42A: Key vulnerability) ACHILLES is the main Greek hero in the "ILIAD" (though the real hero is HECTOR, who could not be with us this evening...)
  • PARIS METRO (56A: French underground) PARIS is an asshole. Also, he stole / ran off with Helen, the wife of the Menelaus, which arguably started the whole Trojan War debacle.
Word of the Day:IRENIC(43D: Peaceful) —

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This is pretty loose. I love HOMER (both HOMERs), but these ILIAD-related names are kinda arbitrary and not that well, uh, hidden. The connection between the poet Homer and the character of Homer has been noted / exploited numerous times on "The Simpsons," so there's no surprise there. Also, worse, ACHILLES HEEL is actually *named for* the Greek hero in question, so there's reeeeally no surprise there. PARIS METRO is probably the most interesting of the themers. But the theme as a whole is a bit of a shrug. Best part about this puzzle is that it's got those big corners (NE, SW), so even though the longer Downs aren't *scintillating*, they do at least add some interest to this Monday grid. Puzzle is weirdly obsessed with Meghan TRAINOR. Not sure how to feel about that.

[BERLIN METRO]

I jammed through this in somewhat less than average Monday time (that is, pretty dang fast), but I typo'd or otherwise screwed up FALA, which I had as LALA because I wrote in LOCI instead of FOCI at 38A: Centers of attention. [Old presidential dog....] is an appropriate clue, as FALA is some old-school crosswordese that you rarely see any more. See also ASTA. Poor dogs. I feel like IRENIC must've been IRONIC at some point (IRONIC being a much, much, much more sane choice for a Monday puzzle), but then maybe someone noticed IRON was in the puzzle (53D: Club that's usually numbered from 3 to 9) and got a little squeamish and so reworked things? Dunno. I just know that IRENIC is a serious outlier today, word-familiarity-wise. I know it, but it's not something I'd use. Ever. Whereas I use AVAST everyday.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld


PS Annabel is taking this month off from first-Monday blogging because it's the last week of the first semester of her freshman year and she is buried. Hopefully figuratively. She should be back with the first Monday write-up of January, 2016.

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LBJ inlaw Charles / TUE 12-8-15 / Talkative half of magic duo / Precursor to reggae / 1990s Indian P.M. / 2000s Japanese P.M. / Qatari bigwig

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME:BREAKFAST (61A: Free motel offering nowadays ... or what 18-, 26-, 40- and 52-Across do?)— "FA" on one side of the theme answer, "ST" on the other:

Theme answers:
  • FAIRY DUST (18A: Sprinkle from Tinker Bell)
  • FAMILY CREST (26A: The one for the Kennedys has three knights' helmets on it)
  • "FATHER KNOWS BEST" (40A: Classic sitcom with kids called Princess, Bud and Kitten)
  • FALSE ARREST (52A: Potential charge against a bounty hunter)
Word of the Day:Lagniappe(70A: Lagniappe => EXTRA) —
A lagniappe (/ˈlænjæp/LAN-yap) is a small gift given to a customer by a merchant at the time of a purchase (such as a 13th doughnut when buying a dozen), or more broadly, "something given or obtained gratuitously or by way of good measure. // The word entered English from the Louisiana French adapting a Quechua word brought in to New Orleans by the SpanishCreoles. It derived from the South American Spanish phrase la yapa or ñapa (referring to a free extra item, usually a very cheap one). La is the definite article in Spanish as well as in French (la ñapa or la gniappe = the ñapa/gniappe). The term has been traced back to the Quechua word yapay ('to increase; to add'). In Andean markets it is still customary to ask for a yapa (translates as "a little extra") when making a purchase. The seller usually responds by throwing in a little extra. Although this is an old custom, it is still widely practiced in Louisiana. Street vendors, especially vegetable vendors, are expected to throw in a few green chili peppers or a small bunch of cilantro with a purchase. The word is chiefly used in the Gulf Coast region of the United States [...] (wikipedia)
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Solid enough concept. Seems like it might've been done before ... because it has. In 2009. With the same revealer and two of the same theme answers. How do I remember this? I don't. Neville told me his own damn self. If you search BREAKFAST in the cruciverb database, the 2009 puzzle is the first thing that comes up. But Neville had to go and use some other, possibly substandard database, and he wasn't very diligent about it so [sad trombone]! It doesn't really matter. It's a fine Tuesday concept with decent execution and a reasonably pleasant grid. Fill can get a little crusty in the small areas (I'm looking at LIRA, NETWT, RAO/ROBB, DAR, EMIR-on-ESPY...), but there's an overall enjoyable bounciness. BLUE STATEs and REDSHIRTS and SEX TAPES galore. Truly a Triple-X puzzle ... except there are four "X"s. EXTRA"X"! Roll in the HAY!


I was looking at the 2009 version of this puzzle. It's pretty much a push, themewise. I think "FALCON CREST"> FAMILY CREST, if only because of the Lorenzo Lamas factor, but I think FALSE ARREST>>> FALL HARVEST, so ... I'm gonna call it a draw. I didn't have too much trouble solving this one. Only a couple of sticking points. One was _ONKS (27D: Some frock wearers). I could Not get past the idea of a "frock" as a shift or dress....usually worn by girls/women. So even with _ONKS in place, I was baffled for a bit. I also had No idea that "ELF" had been made into a musical, so I needed crosses there (6D: 2010 hit Broadway musical with the song "Sparklejollytwinklejingley"). And "Lagniappe" is not a word whose meaning I could remember. I'm about as un-Southern as they come, I'm afraid. I believe I have seen the word before, but I believe I have seen it only in crosswords, and then only once or twice. Needed every cross to get EXTRA. If I had to write a million clues for BREAKFAST, I don't think I'd come up with this one ([Free motel offering nowadays...]), but I like it. I wish the clue had added something about how such BREAKFASTs are almost always unspeakably terrible, thus ruining one of the greatest meals God ever gave to man on this earth, but I can't stay mad at any clue with "motel" in it. All clues should feature motels or diners or bars or movie theaters (I just watched Barbara Loden's "Wanda" (1970), so I'm feeling the low-rent Americana right now).


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Luftwaffe attack on British Midlands 1940-43 / WED 12-9-15 / Randomizing cube / Israeli PM before Ariel Sharon / Gutter blockage in winter / Woodwind descended from shawm

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Relative difficulty:Easy


THEME:LIGHTNING (58A: What the ends of 16-, 26- and 42-Across mean

Theme answers:
  • EHUD BARAK (16A: Israeli P.M. before Ariel Sharon)
  • CHOCOLATE ECLAIR (26A: Custard-filled treat)
  • BIRMINGHAM BLITZ (42A: Luftwaffe attack on the British Midlands, 1940-43)
Word of the Day:BIRMINGHAM BLITZ 
The Birmingham Blitz was the heavy bombing by the Nazi GermanLuftwaffe of the city of Birmingham and surrounding towns in the United Kingdom, beginning on 9 August 1940 and ending on 23 April 1943. Situated in the Midlands, Birmingham, England's most populous British city outside London, is an important industrial and manufacturing location. In total around 1,852 tons of bombs were dropped on Birmingham, making it the third most heavily bombed city in the United Kingdom in World War II, behind only London and Liverpool. (wikipedia)
Also, oddly
The Birmingham Blitz are a professional basketball team that plays in the American Basketball Association (ABA) based in Birmingham, Alabama. Founded in 2011, the team is owned by Birmingham Blitz LLC. The Blitz play their home games at Bill Harris Arena. (wikipedia)
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Theme? If you say so. I nearly broke the 3 min. mark on a Wednesday, which is ... let's say, lightning fast. For me. For most people. Only slightly slower than my average Monday, this one was. And that's having No Idea what the theme was until I was done, and having never heard of the BIRMINGHAM BLITZ.  It seemed that time and again, little bits of a longer answer were all I needed to land the whole thing. I SUPPOSE from "IS-". EHUD BARAK from "EHU-" (without even bothering to look at the clue). ET ALII from just the terminal "I". Virtually all answers seemed obvious at first clue-glance. This definitely needed at least a little toughening up. The theme is a trivia theme, and it's fine. I would've liked a snazzier / cleaner grid, given how scant the theme material is. But this one's not TRASH.


Speaking of TRASH, I had TOTAL there at first (28D: Totally destroy), which, now that I'm typing out the clue, I see was obviously wrong. I also wrote in NERD for WHIZ (1A: Brainiac), ROUSE for ROUST (50A: Awaken), TENS for PENS (!) (63A: Staples of bank counters), and, weirdly, TEAM UP for BEAM UP (42D: Bring back to the Enterprise). Also weird—the two cross-referenced clues seemed like they sped up rather than hindered my solve. I was able to get first parts of them (BOLO, EASE) from crosses, and then somehow kept in my mind what the second part of each answer was going to be (TIE, INTO), such that when I finally ran into those [See blah blah blah] clues, I was able to drop in TIE and INTO without hesitation. I didn't like MOSHED at first, but ... the more I think of it, the more it seems legit. Maybe I just don't like the scare quotes around "pit." [Danced in a pit] is correct. No need for scare quotes. it's a mosh pit. That's what it's called. Just because it's somewhat metaphorical doesn't mean you have to get all "" on it.

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Blues chanteuse Washington / THU 12-10-15 / Disney friend of Flounder Sebastian / Poet who won 1967 Pulitzer for Live Die / Turkish pooh-bah / Pithecological study / Classic Mercedes roadsters / Storied assassin

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Relative difficulty:Medium, maybe a tad harder


THEME:STUMBLING BLOCKS (36A: Obstacles seen four times in this puzzle's completed grid?) — four black squares (or "blocks") actually represent the letter combo "ER" (which is a "stumbling" sound one makes when speaking)

Theme answers:
  • SHOER / NETHER / EROTIC ARTIST / ERNIE BANKS
  • CHATTER / DINER / ERNES / ERROL
  • UTTER / AMBER / ERNST / ERASURE 
  • GLASS SLIPPER / RINGLEADER / ERIE, PA / ERECT 
Word of the Day:SLS(31D: Classic Mercedes roadsters) —
The Mercedes-Benz SL-Class (formerly known as the SL Roadster prior to 1994) is a grand touringroadster manufactured by Mercedes since 1954. The designation SL derives from the German Sportlich-Leicht, (English: Sport Lightweight) and was first applied to the 300 SL, often referred to as the "Gullwing" due to its gullwing or upward-opening doors. // The term SL refers to the marketing variations of the vehicle, including the numerous engine configurations spanning six design generations. (wikipedia)
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I had a weird moment early on where I got very (mostly mock) angry at the answer PCLABS, which is one of my most hated answers For Some Reason, so I took a screenshot and called it "IHatePCLABS"


Then I got AXIS OF EVIL and thought "What kind of theme has an 'L' going in one direction and an 'X' going in the other ...?" No type of theme, it turns out. Because 1D: Spots for computer users, it turns out, is PIXELS. Cute. So I took another screenshot and called it "NotPCLABS"


Anyway, right around that time, I got the "ER" square gimmick, and then a little bit later, I figured out STUMBLING BLOCKS. I didn't know they were all going to be "ER"s ... but then they were. I think I would've liked and "UM" block and an "UH" block, though the latter would've been Very hard to pull off. "E" and "R" are Such common letters and rarely lead anywhere good, fill-wise, but I thought this puzzle managed to squeeze out some decent "ER" answers (like ERNIE BANKS and RINGLEADER) as well as some decent other fill (AXIS OF EVIL and ANNE SEXTON, both great). There was some stuff I didn't care for—ERIEPA is bad enough as straight fill. But -IEPA, yikes, no. SLS, blargh. But honestly, this is mostly clean. It's hard to get that excited by a bunch of "ER" blocks, but the concept is clever.


Bullets:
  • 9D: Go on and on and on (CHATT[ER])— I had PRATE here at first, which certainly fits the clue much better. I don't think of CHATTER as being related to how long one goes on. I think of it as idle talk. At any rate, that corner was Rough to get into. Wanted BRAT for PEST (12D: Trying type). Only got traction up there because I *eventually* got HYGIENIC, though staring at -IENIC, I wasn't sure any word I knew would work.
  • 63A: Reputation (ODOR)— ????????? .... ?????????????????
  • 65A: One-named R&B singer with the hit "1, 2 Step" (CIARA)— I predict this will be the Proper Noun Least Known in this grid. I have an album by her in my iTunes. I don't remember why.

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Erato played one / FRI 12-11-15 / Junk removal service / Internet based Homeland Security program used by employers / What carries shield typically / It featured parody soap Days of Week / Cumulative series of bets /

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Relative difficulty:Medium-Challenging


THEME:none 

Word of the Day:FOOD WEB(28A: System of what eats what) —
A food web (or food cycle) is the natural interconnection of food chains and generally a graphical representation (usually an image) of what-eats-what in an ecological community. Another name for food web is a consumer-resource system. Ecologists can broadly lump all life forms into one of two categories called trophic levels: 1) the autotrophs, and 2) the heterotrophs. To maintain their bodies, grow, develop, and to reproduce, autotrophs produce organic matter from inorganic substances, including both minerals and gases such as carbon dioxide. These chemical reactions require energy, which mainly comes from the sun and largely by photosynthesis, although a very small amount comes from hydrothermal vents and hot springs. A gradient exists between trophic levels running from complete autotrophs that obtain their sole source of carbon from the atmosphere, to mixotrophs (such as carnivorous plants) that are autotrophic organisms that partially obtain organic matter from sources other than the atmosphere, and complete heterotrophs that must feed to obtain organic matter. The linkages in a food web illustrate the feeding pathways, such as where heterotrophs obtain organic matter by feeding on autotrophs and other heterotrophs. The food web is a simplified illustration of the various methods of feeding that links an ecosystem into a unified system of exchange. There are different kinds of feeding relations that can be roughly divided into herbivory, carnivory, scavenging and parasitism. Some of the organic matter eaten by heterotrophs, such as sugars, provides energy. Autotrophs and heterotrophs come in all sizes, from microscopic to many tonnes - from cyanobacteria to giant redwoods, and from viruses and bdellovibrio to blue whales. (wikipedia)
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Typically thorny Silk puzzle. Only two "?" clues in the whole thing, but they were right on top of each other, right up front, so their effect was outsized. [Store in the Middle East?] kept me stymied for a while, even after I got OIL R-. Same for [Round numbers?] even after I got GREEN-.  Main problem up there was writing in SPAM FOLDER at 1A: Junk removal service (SPAM FILTER). I sort of knew that a "FOLDER" wasn't a service, but I thought maybe by some stretch it could be. And it sure fit. It was the answer I managed to cobble together from very few answers I had after my first pass at the NW: MRES, FEN, and REST were all I could put in with certainty. From that: SPAM FOLDER! Sometimes, 80% accuracy is sufficient to get things going. Once I got out of the NW, it wasn't too tough to get through the middle and into the SE, where, with the exception of the toughish SEEK ASYLUM (56A: Try to escape a tyrant), things were a little easier-going. That left the NE and SW corners, both of which looked like potential disasters. Something about their shape and sequesteredness suggested they could easily become dead ends.


I was half right. The SW turned out to be remarkably easy, as TURN INTO and TRIAL RUN fell right into place. And the NE also looked like it was going to come together, but once I got in close, things got tough. FOOD . . . FOOD . . . I got nothin'. Just nothin'. FOOD CHAIN ... and then I'm out of FOOD phrases. This is my first time seeing FOOD WEB. Without that WEB, traction in the NE was that much harder to come by. I had IBAR and LYRE in there, but LYRE seemed like it could be LUTE, and even with SLICED in place, none of the rest of the ACRosses were coming, which meant also that none, None of the Downs would fall. [Large-scale spread of viruses, say] was never ever going to lead me to CYBER WAR, for instance. The only way I toppled that section was by brainstorming four-letter shows that started with "S" (11A: It featured the parody soap "The Days of the Week"). At first, the only show I could think of was ... "Soap." But somehow "SCTV" (which I've never actually seen, I don't think) came to me out of the blue, and then everything gelled. But before that ... that clue on CENT? (21A: 1850s Flying Eagle, e.g.) No way. Same with the clue on the icky ACR (32A: From one end to the other; Abbr.). IN ALL, this seemed a decent offering—somewhat outside my cultural wheelhouse, as Silk puzzles usually are, but sufficiently feisty for a Friday, and mostly clean (despite some assorted regressive junk, e.g. ISS MRES ACR STLO INRI CIERA OTT AMATI IBAR AOL). Is it weird to have TRIPLE A and AAA CELL in the same grid? A little. Crossing each other? A little more. 5-yard penalty. Repeat first down.


I'm off to the deep northeast today, so my next write-up will come to you from a cabin in the woods. Literally. Gonna write and read and drink coffee and sleep and not much else. Leaving very very early, and so ... to bed.

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African desert that includes Skeleton Coast / SAT 12-12-15 / Cosmetics company founder Rocher / Longtime radio rival of Stern / State symbol with reduplicative name / Make squirrellike exit / Bathroom brand with Snaked Plus variety

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Relative difficulty:Medium


THEME: none 

Word of the Day:NAMIB(57A: African desert that includes the Skeleton Coast) —
The Namib is a coastal desert in southern Africa. The name Namib is of Nama origin and means "vast place". According to the broadest definition, the Namib stretches for more than 2,000 kilometres (1,200 mi) along the Atlantic coasts of Angola, Namibia, and South Africa, extending southward from the Carunjamba River in Angola, through Namibia and to the Olifants River in Western Cape, South Africa. The Namib's northernmost portion, which extends 450 kilometres (280 mi) from the Angola-Namibia border, is known as Moçâmedes Desert, while its southern portion approaches the neighboring Kalahari Desert. From the Atlantic coast eastward, the Namib gradually ascends in elevation, reaching up to 200 kilometres (120 mi) inland to the foot of the Great Escarpment. Annual precipitation ranges from 2 millimetres (0.079 in) in the most arid regions to 200 millimetres (7.9 in) at the escarpment, making the Namib the only true desert in southern Africa. Having endured arid or semi-arid conditions for roughly 55–80 million years, the Namib may be the oldest desert in the world. (wikipedia)
Also:
The Skeleton Coast is the northern part of the Atlantic Ocean coast of Namibia and south of Angola from the Kunene River south to the Swakop River, although the name is sometimes used to describe the entire Namib Desert coast. The Bushmen of the Namibian interior called the region "The Land God Made in Anger", while Portuguese sailors once referred to it as "The Gates of Hell". (wikipedia)
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I am writing from a cabin the woods. We are in the middle of bleeping nowhere and it is Glorious. Quiet quiet quiet. So quiet, in fact, that the clicking of the keys and touchpad on my laptop is really distractingly loud. My traveling companion is trying to sleep but there are no separate bedrooms—just a large, open building with vaulted ceilings. So anyway, said companion is on another level of the house, but there are no walls. So I'm self-conscious about all this late-night clacking. You might ask, then, why I am wasting time with all this prefatory explanation—if I'm so concerned about the clacking, why all this extra clacking? This is a very good question. So, to the point: this will be brief. The puzzle was wonderful, but it's Byron Walden, so this is not surprising. He is one of my favorite constructors, though he doesn't construct nearly enough for my tastes. As 66-worders go, this is both very polished and very loaded with glorious longer answers. I like the quadstacks of 9s in the SW and NE. You don't see quad-9s that often. Weird that in both stacks, the bottom answer is the weakest. It's like it's straining under the weight of the majesty above it. I was not aware that HORSEWOMAN or ANTI-PRESS or POST-SALES were real terms, though they were all easily inferrable.


Favorite clues were mostly in the NW, where [Skilled forger] tricked me briefly with its misdirection and [Job tester] didn't, though I admired its effort. The best clue, though, was 28D: It has issues with feminism (MS. MAGAZINE) Issues? Oh, issues! I got my first real grip on the grid with 2D: Balcony address? ("ROMEO, ROMEO"). Wanted MANTA (?) for MORAY (15A: Reef denizen) and AS IF I CARE for LIKE I CARE (56A: "Whatevs") and SHARK for STENO (37A: Pool party)—that last one is definitely my favorite wrong answer. One party in a pool game ... could be a pool SHARK. Why not? GRENOBLOISE sounds horrible as a word but delicious as a style of food preparation. I will apparently never ever ever remember Aretha Franklin's sister's name (38A: Franklin who sang "A Piece of my Heart") (ERMA). There are two cosmetics names in this grid: YVES and MERLE. I have nothing to say about this ... just noticed it, thought it was unusual. Now, with the unfortunate strains of "MY HUMPS" playing in my mind's ear, I'm going to bed.  See you tomorrow.


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Travelmate in On the Road / SUN 12-13-15 / Former baseball boss bud / Available as London limo / Title ship in 1997 Spielberg movie / Lark for Halloween hooligan / Bosox division / Big bankruptcy of 2001 / Order at McSorley's

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME:"Bands Together"— phrases are the names of two bands, clued as if that phrase were a real phrase, which sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't ... the clues are somehow *not* "?"-clues, despite occasional wackiness ... it's a bit of a conceptual mess, tbh

Theme answers:
  • CHICAGO TRAIN (22A: Elevated sight in the Windy City)
  • ONE-DIRECTION TRAFFIC (36A: All the cars going the same way)
  •  YES, NO DOUBT (55A: "Absolutely!")
  • EAGLES' WINGS (62A: They're seen spread on the back of a quarter)
  • BOSTON CREAM (72A: Kind of pie or doughnut)
  • POISON-FREE (78A: Like child-safe cleaning products)
  • FUN SMASHING PUMPKINS (95A: Lark for a Halloween hooligan)
  • RUSH THE DOORS (117A: What many Black Friday shoppers do at midnight)
Word of the Day:UKASE(93D: Czar's decree) —

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An old idea. I've seen this done with movies, too, I think ("Double Features"?). Possible also with bands. Anyway, it's not hard to get the conceit, and after that, it's just a matter of "Have I heard of these bands?" (FREE was the only one I just don't know ... I assume it's some old '60s band). It's not like the clues or makeshift answers are funny. I mean, a bunch of them are just ... phrases. POISON FREE and RUSH THE DOORS and BOSTON CREAM are straightforward, normal phrases. But then you get nutso stuff like FUN SMASHING PUMPKINS (I think the puzzle would've been Much much better off had it been More nutso...) and then clunky awkward stuff like CHICAGO TRAIN (?) and ONE-DIRECTION TRAFFIC. You could replicate this theme infinitely. There's nothing special here. You just have to find symmetrical phrases and put them in the grid. Then fill. The end. And the fill ... yeesh. It's quite off / oldish, throughout. OCELLI? RELO EDA. SINO WEENY LAI. UTAHAN (always unwelcome). NODS TO (which is somehow not NODS AT) (see also the dupe in the clue for SIGNAL—[A wink or a nod, maybe]). EINE ASE UAL and on and on, with UKASE being the real cherry on the top. PRIMROSES and ISAAC NEWTON (67D: Who said "Aristotle is my friend — but my greatest friend is truth") give this thing some color, but otherwise, this thing is a throwback, and not in a charming retro way. More like ... in an OLD CAR stuck in a RUT kind of way.


I don't see a reason to go on. It is what it is. The NYT had been looking up of late, so I guess we were due for some regression.

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Depression-era shantytown / MON 12-14-15 / Baited with incendiary remarks / Wally's kid bro in 1950s-60s tv / Clay monster of Jewish folklore / Submarine in Tom Clancy best seller / Pioneering first-person computer game

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THEME: PRESIDENT (59A: Title held by the people who lent their names to 17-, 24-, 38- and 49-Across) — just what it says …

Theme answers:
  • OBAMACARE (17A: National health insurance overhaul)
  • REAGANOMICS (24A: Supply-side fiscal policy popularized in the 1980s)
  • BUSHISM (16A: Statement such as "They misunderestimated me")
  • HOOVERVILLE (49A: Depression-era shantytown)
Word of the Day: BUSHISM —
n
1. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) any apparently fatuousstatement attributed to George W. Bush (thefreedictionary.com)
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The basic theme idea seems OK, but … man, that is the most anti-climactic revealer I've ever seen. I mean … thud. PRESIDENT? Yes, it was evident very quickly that the theme answers had presidents' names in them. How in the world do you waste real estate on a revealer? PRESIDENT!? I mean, really. I just stared at PRE- going "No…" in disbelief. Also, BUSHISM feels like an outlier. It's just stuff that Bush said. "Apparently fatuous" stuff, but still, not a general term. The other terms refer to genuine socio-cultural phenomena. BUSHISM are, presumably, finite. And not something you see in the wild. They're just too single-person-specific to be in the same group as these other answers. The slight wonkiness of the theme and the truly bathetic (yes, bathetic) revealer are really too bad, because much of the grid is quite lovely, especially for a Monday. It's pretty low word-count (74, when most themed puzzles, esp. early week, are 76-78), which allows for a lot of snazzy longer answers. SOFT-BOILED is *terribly* clued (29D: Sentimental), as no one but no one would ever say that. I've read a lot of *hard-boiled* fiction, and no one says "soft-boiled" to mean "sentimental.""Soft," sure. Or someone could be a "sap" (by far the most common slang for the sentimental guy). Should've gone the egg route with this clue. But the answer itself is good, as are SWAGGERS and INFIDELS and IT'S ON ME. Loved the contemporary clue on TROLLED (42D: Baited with incendiary remarks). So, all in all, mixed feelings for this one.


Heading back home from beautiful Vermont today. Today I discovered Vergennes Laundry, which, despite having "laundry" in its name, is an Incredible bakery / cafe. I am not saying this idly. I have no stake in their business. I just know that we loved it so much, we ate back-to-back meals. Like … screw this "brunch" stuff. We ate a breakfast of scones and cardamom buns and assorted baked goods (and coffee) and then, THEN, had a lunch of baguette w/ gravlax and leeks, and celery soup (and more coffee). Breakfast, then lunch, without ever even leaving the premises. Then we bought more stuff to go / take home. The clientele was straight out of an LL Bean catalogue. Whole families, impossibly photogenic and well-dressed. But nevermind that. That is neither here nor there. The food, the coffee, the chocolate, etc. Oh my. You. Should. Go.

Have a nice day.
    Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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    2014 Jennifer Lawrence Bradley Cooper film / TUE 12-15-15 / Monomaniacal mariner / Nickname on 1960s-80s Red Sox / 1980 one-woman comedy produced by Lorne Michaels

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    Relative difficulty:Medium (maybe slightly tougher than normal)


    THEME:BOBS UP AND DOWN (15D: Moves like a buoy in the ocean ... or a hint to this circled parts of this puzzle?) — the last names of famous BOBS run UP AND (then) DOWN (and then UP AND (then) DOWN again) in circled squares inside the theme answers:

    Theme answers:
    • PRINCESS OF WALES (3D: Elton John's dedicatee for "Candle in the Wind 1997")
    • CANDYLAND (4D: Classic board game with a Peppermint Forest)
    • "GILDA LIVE" (35D: 1980 one-woman comedy produced by Lorne Michaels)
    • SMOOTH OPERATORS (10D: Don Juan types)
    Word of the Day:"SERENA"(23D: 2014 Jennifer Lawrence / Bradley Cooper film) —
    Serena is a 2014 American–French drama film based on the 2008 novel of the same name by American author Ron Rash. Directed by Susanne Bier, the film stars Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper as newlyweds running a timber business in 1930s North Carolina. [...] The film earned £95,000 ($153,310) on its opening weekend in the United Kingdom, debuting at No. 19 at the UK box office. In its second week, the film dropped to finish 34th, grossing £11,645 from 37 screens. The movie ended its run with a total gross of $320,907 (£200,557) // The film made $1 million on video on demand in the United States before its theatrical release. The movie opened in 59 screens across the United States on March 20, 2015, and earned $100,090 for a 30th-place finish. As of November 9, 2014, the film had a theatrical domestic gross of $100,090 and an international theatrical gross of $3,723,317 for a worldwide total of $3,823,407. // In The Irish Times, Donald Clark praised the cinematography as " exquisite," but suggested that Lawrence's performance was "genuinely poor." He concluded, "Nobody is likely to see the [film]." (wikipedia)
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    I'm sure things are happening in this grid that are interesting, but there is only one thing I want to talk about, and that is the cluing of SERENA (23D: 2014 Jennifer Lawrence / Bradley Cooper film). I'm sorry, correction: "SERENA." This is possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous, most inexplicable and ill-advised clue in the history of cluing. So ... let me get this straight. On a Tuesday (a Tuesday!) you have SERENA in your grid and instead of using The Greatest Female Tennis Player of All Time, The Only Truly Puzzle-Worthy SERENA There Is*, you decide you are, instead, perhaps in a bid to be bold and outrageous, perhaps in a deeply misguided fit of hipness-aspiration, perhaps perhaps perhaps, going to clue "SERENA" by way of a movie that not literally but almost literally no one saw. Because? Because it starred Bradley Cooper (ooh) and Jennifer Lawrence (aah)?! No. No no no. Again, this is a Tuesday puzzle we're talking about. Actually, I don't think that matters—this clue would be crap on any day of the week. In what universe does this ridiculous non-movie movie clue bring pleasure or recognition or Anything to Anybody except righteous anger that we are being force-fed the most bottom-of-the-barrel junk by pretty movie stars while the truly deserving champion sits there overlooked? "The film had a theatrical domestic gross of $100,090." Just chew on that sentence for a second. Now chew on SERENA Williams' 21 Grand Slam singles titles. And this on a day when actual, presumably sentient, human beings (plural) are "upset" that Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year Award went to SERENA Williams and not ... a horse. A *&%^ing horse who doesn't know how to spell its own *&%^ing name. This disrespect ... This is not new.  Read "Citizen" by Claudia Rankine. As for the rest of this puzzle ... I don't even remember or care right now.


    Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld


    *I might also accept Samantha's cousin SERENA from "Bewitched" ... but not on a Tuesday.


    P.S. the male-dominated audience of sports talk radio has spoken on this matter (Thank god!). Serena's not just behind the horse—she's not even on the leaderboard.

    [screenshot from this morning's "Mike & Mike" show on ESPN2]

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    Sweet white wine from Bordeaux / WED 12-16-15 / Big brand of sports equipment / Aussie hoppers / Central Park's boathouse

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    THEME: DEAD END (34A: Cul-de-sac ... or what either part of the answer to each starred clue is?)— two-word phrases (or compound words) where both the first and last parts can follow "Dead" in a familiar phrase:

    Theme answers:
    • WOOD DUCK (17A: *Colorful North American waterfowl)
    • AIRLINE (21A: *Fleet operator)
    • BODY WEIGHT (22A: *Class determinant in boxing)
    • LETTERHEAD (48A: *Top on official stationery)
    • EYEBALL (50A: *Observe closely)
    • SEAHORSE (54A: *Swimmer with a prehensile tail)
    Word of the Day:SAUTERNES(5D: Sweet white wine from Bordeaux) —
    Sauternes is a Frenchsweet wine from the Sauternais region of the Graves section in Bordeaux. Sauternes is made from Sémillon, Sauvignon blanc, and Muscadellegrapes that have been affected by Botrytis cinerea, also known as noble rot. This causes the grapes to become partially raisined, resulting in concentrated and distinctively flavored wines. Due to its climate, Sauternes is one of the few wine regions where infection with noble rot is a frequent occurrence. Even so, production is a hit-or-miss proposition, with widely varying harvests from vintage to vintage. Wines from Sauternes, especially the Premier Cru Supérieur estate Château d'Yquem, can be very expensive, due largely to the very high cost of production. Barsac lies within Sauternes, and is entitled to use either name. Somewhat similar but less expensive and typically less-distinguished wines are produced in the neighboring regions of Monbazillac, Cérons, Loupiac and Cadillac. In the United States, there is a semi-generic label for sweet white dessert wines known as sauterne without the "s" at the end and uncapitalized. (wikipedia)
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    Only thing this theme has going for it is density, and density alone doesn't cut it. This is just a "word that can precede" puzzle, at its core. So you just brainstorm every damn word that can follow "dead" in a (reasonably) familiar phrase and then start pairing them up. Shrug. There are many many many other words that can follow "dead" in familiar phrases. "Calm" and "language" and "heat" and "giveaway" and "presidents" and "issue" and etc. You've got words in this very puzzle that can follow "dead" (AIM, TREE). So you pair them up to make other phrases. OK. There's no real solver joy involved in this kind of puzzle. It's an interesting idea. Superficially clever. But ultimately kind of dull. Also, I don't think "dead horse" really holds up on its own. You have to beat it to make it work, and that's just cruel.


    I like ON THE MAKE, though I generally think of that is much more sexually charged than this clue (32D: Ambitious and unscrupulous) suggests. CAB IT and LOEB Boathouse are absurd NYC provincialisms. ALKA is terrible on its face. See also ANTH and ENTO. I have no idea what a WOOD DUCK is, but that's probably on me. Sounds like a decoy, but I'm guessing it's not a decoy. Unless it is.  LIENOR (ugh) crossing VOIT (?) is a big NONONO. Otherwise, fill just seems normal. The whole puzzle radiates normal. ENYA, ESME, ELO and the ROOS. All sadly, profoundly normal. I thought 43D: New Orleans university (LOYOLA) was TULANE, but that was my only real slip-up with this thing.

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    Quito quaff / THU 12-17-15 / Trouble in Yiddish / Racy books named after Victorian garment / Oenophile's concern / Pupil of a snake's eye / Dogpatch creator / Indian-born writer of 1981 Booker Prize

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    Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium

    [NOTE: the solution to the online puzzle and the AcrossLite (.puz) puzzle had an error at 7D / 20A (ANDS / OSS). This has apparently been fixed in the online puzzle, but the AcrossLite (.puz) file is still corrupt as of 5:15am Thursday morning]

    THEME:DICE— theme answers contain the letter string "DICE," which is represented by two contiguous "DIE" squares (plural "DIE" = "DICE"). In the Downs, each "DIE" square is simply the letter string "DIE"...

    Theme answers:
    • PRIDE AND PREJU (DIE! DIE!) (17A: 1813 novel made into a 2005 film)
    • CAN (DIE! DIE!) BERGEN (25A: Five-time Emmy-winning actress)
    • BO (DIE! DIE!)-RIPPERS (46A: Racy books named after a Victorian garment)
    • LONG ISLAN (DIE! DIE!) TEA (59A: Alcoholic drink so named because of its color, not its content)
    Word of the Day:TSURIS(64A: Trouble, in Yiddish) —

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    [Here is the part of the write-up where I say "HEIL is a problematic word to have in any puzzle, but particularly when it's crossing TSURIS." (So many OYS ...)]

    The hardest part by far was working out the nature of the rebus. I knew very quickly that 17A: 1813 novel made into a 2005 film was "Pride and Prejudice," but I mistakenly thought TIDY worked at 13D: Cleaned (up) (as you can see, wrong tense...) and so very mistakenly thought I was dealing with an "ICE" rebus. When EDDIES was the only thing that made sense at 14D: Things going down the drain?, I thought I was dealing with a weird rebus where ICE crossed DIE ... for some reason. If you ICE someone, they DIE? Who knows? I figured the answer would be revealed in time. But I ended up with GOAYS for 21A: Drives (GOADS), which let me know something was very wrong, which made me have to take a hard look at that NE corner, which made me, eventually, sort it out. After that, the puzzle was pretty easy overall. Took every cross to figure out STINK (50A: Perform lousily), so getting into the SW corner was slightly delayed, but with ICED TEA in place, the LONG ISLAND part ended up being a gimme, and so bing bam boom done.


    Speedy and mostly enjoyable solve. The fill gets a bit wonky in places, notably in the middle (ASSOC LAH GRO) and SE (ADUE CTRL HEIL ASA). I like that, with the "DIE" squares, "DIE" only functions as a stand-alone word once (DIE OUT). Where themers are concerned, LONG ISLAND ICED TEA is something of a "which of these things is not like the other?" in that it's the only answer to have "DICE" broken across two words (all the others have "DICE" at the end of a word (PREJUDICE, CANDICE, BODICE). The clue on BIKINI kind of male-gazes this thing up. It's not an offensive clue by any means (BIKINIs can certainly "attract" attention), but I might've cross-referenced my clue here with ARUBA. Maybe something more generally about beachwear. Just to keep the ogling down. I liked the aptness of SPEEDIEST—that answer led to the SPEEDIEST"DIE" discovery of the day. I knew there were "DIE" squares a foot, and I looked at 44D: First to break the tape, and I had "SP-", and in went SPEEDIEST. Speedily.

    [warning: language / violence]

    Are LONG ISLAND ICED TEAs the color of ... Long Island? (59A: Alcoholic drink so named because of its color, not its content) That does not sound ... appetizing.

    Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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