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Indian-born maestro / SAT 9-24-16 / Electron's area around atom / Capital of French department of Loiret / smokeless explosive / like safeties vis a vis field goals / Italian food named after queen

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Relative difficulty:Medium (probably Easy if you knew Malala's last name)


THEME: none 

Word of the Day:Stanislaw LEM(44A: Science fiction author Stanislaw) —
Stanisław Herman Lem (Polish pronunciation: [staˈɲiswaf ˈlɛm]; 12 September 1921 – 27 March 2006) was a Polish writer of science fiction, philosophy, and satire, and a trained physician. Lem's books have been translated into forty-one languages and have sold over forty-five million copies.  From the 1950s to 2000s, he published many books, both science fiction and philosophical/futurological. He is best known as the author of the 1961 novel Solaris, which has been made into a feature film three times. In 1976, Theodore Sturgeon wrote that Lem was the most widely read science-fiction writer in the world. // Lem's works explore philosophical themes through speculation on technology, the nature of intelligence, the impossibility of mutual communication and understanding, despair about human limitations, and humanity's place in the universe. They are sometimes presented as fiction, but others are in the form of essays or philosophical books // Translations of his works are difficult due to passages with elaborate word formation, alien or robotic poetry, and puns. (wikipedia)
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Hey all. First I want to thank Lena for filling in for me yesterday—cable was out, internet was out, my life reverted to some kind of weird 1970s state because all I could do was read and watch "The Bob Newhart Show" (which I happen to have on DVD). Wait, no, it wasn't quite 1970s, because home *phone* was out too, so my only lifeline was my cell. I did the crossword puzzle in the actual newsPaper. It would all have been just fine if not for the fact that I do this thing with the "internet" every single night. Soooo, Lena to the rescue. Fully intended to blog today's puzzle last night, right when it came out, but cocktail + "King Kong" (1933) put me right to sleep at some ridiculously early hour (actually "King Kong" was remarkably good, if unintentionally funny—but I was fighting sleep the whole time, and when it was over, Good Night). And so to puzzle. Morning solving is always slower solving, but even though I didn't get 1-Across off the bat (surest sign of an easy puzzle), I got the NW without too much trouble, sent ALL KIDDING ASIDE sliding down the western part of the grid, and felt pretty good about my chances:


ANAIS (6D: Writer Nin) and "PSYCHO" (7D: Classic film whose soundtrack is famously composed entirely of strings) were flat-out gimmes, so that helped get me going. But you can see where trouble lies ahead for me. With apologies to MALALA, every letter of her last name was a mystery to me. I'm quite sure I've seen and heard it multiple times, but since she's known almost exclusively as MALALA (see, for instance, the title of her book, "I Am MALALA"), that last name never sank in. And sure enough, the NE ended up taking me longer than all other parts put together. But there were problems much further south than YOUSAFZAI. For instance, my inability to spell MARGHERITA (I came at that answer from the back, with -RITA, and thought maybe it was the pizza but only wanted to spell MARGARITA thusly; as in "The Mistress and the ___" or "I'll have another ___"). So the simple 50A: Hold (DEEM) was in no way possible. Oh, and after guessing MEHTA correctly (46A: Indian-born Maestro), I took that "M" and made VROOM (29D: Engine sound => THRUM). Big problem.


Never heard of "Love is Strange" so ultra-common TOMEI had no shot. The worst problem in all this, though, was SCULPTOR (8D: One going around the block?). That clue is clever but hyper-oblique. I had ---LPT-- and could not see it as one word. Seriously considered that in the morgue sometimes they instead of a toe tag they used a SCALP TAG. Yikes. eventually I figured out the PIZZA problem, confirming the "Z" with ZIN (21A: Cab alternative), and that section started to come together (though SCULPTOR held out til the bitter end).

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Hoopster observing Ramadan / Ankle-exposing pants / Baked with breadcrumbs cheese / Narrow arm of sea / Dangerous backyard projectile / Pluto flyby org

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Constructor:Jim Holland and Jeff Chen

Relative difficulty:Easy


THEME:"Adding On"— you add "-ING" on to the ends of one of the words in a familiar phrase, yielding wackiness:

Theme answers:
  • FASTING FORWARD (29A: Hoopster observing Ramadan?)
  • LUCKY STREAKING (46A: Gangster Luciano performing a risqué prank?)
  • BUM STEERING (68A: Hobo at the wheel?)
  • STOCKING MARKET (88A: Where to buy certain Christmas decorations?)
  • LIGHT SWITCHING (105A: Mild form of corporal punishment?)
  • SQUARE ROOTING (15D: Cheering done in a plaza?)
  • GOLDING DIGGER (57D: Big fan of the "Lord of the Flies" author?)
Word of the Day:CYGNET(55A: Young swan) —
noun
noun: cygnet; plural noun: cygnets
  1. a young swan. (google)
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Oh well. I was hoping for a much nicer puzzle on this, my blog's 10-year anniversary. But you get what you get, and I get an add-ING puzzle, somehow. Perhaps because I was terrible to animals in a past life, I don't know. And I thought add-a-*letter* puzzles were stale. This add-ING thing, yeesh. I mean, it yields an interesting answer or two (see FASTING FORWARD and the amusingly kinky LIGHT SWITCHING), but the rest is tepid cornball.  SQUARE ROOTING is just [Cheering done in a plaza?]? That is boring af. At least make the SQUARE a nerd or something. Something! With ultra-basic, throwback-basic themes like this, you gotta bring the wacky. Tepid wacky is unbearable wacky. [Hobo at the wheel?] for BUM STEERING? Try [Driving with your ass?]. See? 100% better. Possibly 200%. Even the title is half-hearted and bland. "Adding ... On." Which is really just add-ing. You add "ing." Title may as well be "Adding." But it's "Adding On." Because that's a phrase. Of sorts. Why not something ridiculous, like, I don't know. "Tacking Liberties"? 'Cause you're taking liberties with the original answers as well as tacking "ing" onto words in those answers. Or make your theme answers wackier. CHARLIE BROWNING! HYDE PARKING! LOWING ON THE TOTEM POLE! Come on! Some. Thing. Something!


I emphasize passion and commitment because even (especially?) when I have not enjoyed a puzzle, I have tried, day in, day out, for 10 *&$^&ing years, to bring not just cogent analysis, but genuine, heartfelt, occasionally absurdly emotional engagement with the damned crossword (fittingly, Sia's "Cheap Thrills" is blaring as I type this). I'm currently watching my sportswriter friend Adesina Koiki live-tweet the BYU/WVU football game like his life depended on it—like it was the most important, most amazing thing happening on planet earth right now. He's ALLCAPS into it. And I know that I'm not ALLCAPS into the puzzle every day. But lord knows I try to bring something of my passion for puzzles, something of my personal, idiosyncratic insight, something of my gosh-darn soul to every write-up, in however small a way. I am so grateful for your readership and for the crossword community and for the many genuinely brilliant, warm, and funny people I've met and become friends with as a result of this blog. I know sometimes it seems like the puzzle is trying to suck my soul out of me through my, uh, let's say, eye sockets. But I still care about crosswords. I care about good crosswords. And more than that, I enjoy the company of people who share this care with me. Thank you a gazillion or a bajillion, your choice. 10 years!

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

P.S. a little history for you. Here's the very first comment I ever got on my blog:


And the second:



Moral: Don't be a grandpamike. Or do. Maybe you'll inspire someone to adopt the same "*$&% you" spirit grandpamike inspired in me.

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Iron Man's love interest / MON 9-26-16 / Protein rich vegan staple / Old-fashioned address organizer / Chips popcorn in commercialese / Classic comedy set at fictional Faber College

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Constructor:Timothy Polin

Relative difficulty:Medium (normal Monday)



THEME:STUFF IT (38A: "Shut up already!" ... or what you can do to the start of the answer to each starred clue)— things you stuff:

Theme answers:
  • PEPPER POTTS (17A: *Iron Man's love interest)
  • PILLOW TALK (26A: *Intimate chitchat)
  • TURKEY TROT (52A: *Annual Thanksgiving Day run)
  • STOCKING CAP (60A: *Knit headwear that may have a tufted ball at its end)
  • ANIMAL HOUSE (11D: *Classic comedy set at the fictional Faber College)
  • OLIVE BRANCH (25D: *Offer of reconciliation)
Word of the Day:PEPPER POTTS
Virginia"Pepper"Potts is a fictional supporting character and romanticlove interest appearing in books published by Marvel Comics, in particular those featuring Iron Man. Created by writer Stan Lee and artist Don Heck, she first appeared in Tales of Suspense #45 (September 1963). // In 2007, she joined the Fifty State Initiative under the codename Hera. In 2009, after being given her own suit of armor by Tony Stark, she assumes the identity of Rescue, which lasted until the 2012 storyline "The Future". // The character is portrayed by Gwyneth Paltrow in the films Iron Man, Iron Man 2, The Avengers and Iron Man 3. (wikipedia)
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Today has been surreal (I'm writing this on Sunday). It's my blog's 10-year anniversary, so, you know, there's that. Then I wake to find out that one of the most vibrant young players in the Majors, Miami's Jose Fernandez, died in boating accident. Big, exuberant, off-the-charts talented, headed for a Hall-of-Fame career. Refugee, immigrant, Cuban-American hero. Dead. So I cried and walked in the woods and saw a massive hawk just sitting on the power line over my car, which somehow helped. Then I decided to sit and watch an entire baseball game (which I haven't done but once or twice all season). It was the Phillies / Mets, and the last home game of the season for the Mets, who are in a tight race with the Cardinals and Giants for one of the two wildcard playoff spots, and thus need every win they can get. And they win. Boy do they win. They win so bad, the commentators start making football score jokes. "And with that field goal by Reyes, the Mets go up 15-0," etc. Ends up a 17-0 shutout—the most lopsided shutout in franchise history. Elsewhere in the majors, the Astros' Yuri Gurriel becomes the first player in over 40 years to hit into four double-plays in a single game (last was Joe Torre in '75). Then the Red Sox pitchers combined to strike out 23 (!!!) Rays in 10 innings, including, at one point, an MLB record 11 straight. And then lastly, but not leastly, the baseball yin to the morning's baseball yang—Vin Scully calls his final game from Dodger Stadium, after sixty-&%*^ing-seven years of calling games. And the Dodgers win in an extra-innings walk-off. Unreal. What does this have to do with crosswords? I don't know. Nothing, I guess, except for MY LOVE for what I do and my deep respect for people who love what they do and do it brilliantly, enthusiastically, passionately.


This was a nice way to start my second puzzle-blogging decade. A fine revealer, a grid crammed with solid themers and totally reasonable fill. Not sure how I feel about SNAX (the spelling, I mean ... I love snacks)—not sure that "X" was worth it, especially considering you've already got one in the grid—but overall, not too much gunk. I am almost (but not quite) embarrassed to say that despite the fact that I teach a course on Comics, I had *no idea* about PEPPER POTTS. Marvel ... not really my thing. Well, I like the new Ms. Marvel OK, and Kelly Sue DeConnick's Captain Marvel was good too. Hawkeye is usually decent. Oh, and Ta-Nehisi Coates' Black Panther is definitely worth checking out. But most of the mainstream Marvel universe, which includes its movies, hasn't held any interest for me. So PEPPER POTTS slowed me down pretty bad. So did my CRUDE-for-CRASS mistake (23D: Lacking refinement). Had me all flummoxed, wondering if 32A: Unsettle feeling was ANGST (it's AGITA). Yikes. Lots of sliding around in the WNW. And yet somehow I still broke 3 minutes, which is normal Monday time. (For perspective: Ten years ago, my goal was to break 5 on a Monday) So ... onward, I guess. And goodbye Vin Scully. And R.I.P Jose Fernandez.


Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

P.S. apparently Arnold Palmer just died. This day, I swear...

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Start of recuperative word ladder / TUE 9-27-16 / Taiwan-based computer maker / Orbital high points / Service symbolized by blue white eagle / brand of bubbly familiarly / Andrea ill-fated ship / Morsel for aardvark

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Relative difficulty:Challenging (For. A. Tuesday.)


THEME: SICK to WELL word ladder— clue on SICK = 1A: Start of a "recuperative" word ladder ending at 73-Across; Word ladder =SICK SILK SILT WILT WELT WELL

Theme answers:
  • AN APPLE A DAY (30A: How to avoid becoming 1-Across, so they say)
  • CHICKEN SOUP (49A: Aid for getting 73-Across, so they say)
Word of the Day:DAKAR(53A: Capital of Senegal) —
Dakar (English pronunciation:/dɑːˈkɑːr, ˈdækər/;[5][6]French: [da.kaʁ]) is the capital and largest city of Senegal. // It is located on the Cap-Vert Peninsula on the Atlantic coast and is the westernmost city in the Old World and on the African mainland. Its position, on the western edge of Africa, is an advantageous departure point for trans-Atlantic and European trade; this fact aided its growth into a major regional port. // According to 31 December 2005 official estimates, the city of Dakar proper has a population of 1,030,594, whereas the population of the Dakar metropolitan area is estimated at 2.45 million people. // Dakar is a major administrative center, home to the Senegal National Assembly and the Presidential Palace. (wikipedia)
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Hello darkness I mean Tuesday, my old friend. You've come to be terrible again. Was really hoping for a pleasant diversion (I am current solving / writing in the middle of a self-imposed news blackout 'cause I just can't deal with the debate stuff right now), but this was painful. First, word ladder? What year is it? Always a terrible, boring, old, played-out idea—unless you do something truly remarkable with it, I suppose. That's the thing about Great puzzles: they can sometimes take an old idea and make it new. This ... is not one of those puzzles. Unremarkable word ladder that simply takes up space—and with unclued words (this largely accounts for the "Challenging" rating). Also, AN APPLE A DAY does not fit the word ladder. At all. Sorry. No. Give me another "cure" or give me nothing. And the non-theme stuff, just dreary. Old and stale. KOP THOS ONS. BONA MORA ORA DORIA. LESE AER ECRU ELLA ERIE ELI ERLE. TSETSE TSO OREOS OLIO oh oh oh please dear god send help. The two longer Downs, fine. The rest, scrap.


I fell into one very dark hole, which is the *other* reason (besides the unclued words in the word ladder) that this played harder-than-average for me. With --LEAS- in place, I wrote in RELEASE at 22D: Let loose (UNLEASH). What are the odds you're going to have four letters in place, come up with an answer that fits perfectly, and botch it. Low, I'd say. But today, I botched it. Not an easy pit to climb out of. OUT TO WIN was vicious to parse (21A: Seeking victory). [Socially unacceptable] and NON-PC are not the same. In fact, I don't think NON-PC is a thing. Most "socially unacceptable" things have Zero to do with whatever PC is (and usually "PC" is just what bigots call it when their bigotry gets pointed out). Farting in an elevator—socially unacceptable, nothing to do with "PC." On the flip side, in plenty of social contexts, being so-called "NON-PC" is perfectly acceptable, even encouraged. I hate UNPC and NONPC as answers, generally. Would never ever use them. Bad fill in every way. Delete them from your word lists, please.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

P.S. ATWT STES TOR GUNG MCI IANS (so many IANS...)

P.P.S. my wife is SICK and I wish she were WELL, not least because today is our anniversary.

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Bird with forcepslike bill / WED 9-28-16 / Vashem Israel's Holocaust memorial / Bunt villainess in On Her Majesty's Secret Service / Specialty skillet / Murder crows turkeys

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Constructor:Morton J. Mendelson

Relative difficulty:Challenging


THEME:Across/Down answers that share a first letter also share a clue

Theme answers:
  • ZEST / ZILCH [Zip]
  • STERN / SPONSOR [Back]
  • BEAK / BANK NOTE [Bill]
  • GRIN / GIRDER [Beam]
  • STY / SELL [Dump]
  • SEVER / SHARE [Cut]
  • AFRESH / AT AN END [Over]
  • SCREEN / SKIN [Hide]
  • TAKE FIVE / TAME [Break]
Word of the Day:PORTO(15A: City north of Lisboa) —
Porto (Portuguese pronunciation: [ˈpoɾtu]; also known as Oporto in English) is the second largest city in Portugal after Lisbon and one of the major urban areas of the Iberian Peninsula. The urban area of Porto, which extends beyond the administrative limits of the city, has a population of 1.4 million (2011)in an area of 389 km2 (150 sq mi), making it the second-largest urban area in Portugal. Porto Metropolitan Area, on the other hand, includes an estimated 1.8 million people. It is recognized as a gamma-level global city by the Globalization and World Cities (GaWC) Study Group, the only Portuguese city besides Lisbon to be recognised as a global city. (wikipedia)
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Wow, this was bad. Worse than yesterday. This is as bad a two-day stretch as I can remember. Not just bad. Old. Like, really stale, written 20+ years ago old. Yesterday, a word ladder with not a lot of sense and a grid with awful fill. Today, a theme ... that has even less internal logic, and a grid with fill that's nearly as YAD. Sorry, bad. Bad. This is a cry for help. The best constructors in America simply aren't giving their best work to the NYT any more. In some cases, those constructors aren't giving Any of their work. Think of constructors you used to love whose names you rarely if ever see any more. Good chance they have, for various reasons (at least some of which has to do w/ slow production schedule and insultingly low pay) moved on. So we're getting hack work. Not always. But way too often. So what if every time an Across and Down share a first letter, they get the same clue? Who cares? Nine times this happens. What is the pattern? Do the clues spell out a message? Why Am I Suffering Through This Stupid Exercise?


Because there are so many one-word clues doing double-duty, the puzzle plays way harder than normal. Just seeing BANK NOTE (a phrase I never use) took a Lot of crosses. So Many of the clues are lame one-worders—all the themers, but also a substantial number of others. This added to the overall tedious and dull feel of the puzzle. PORTO APSE KETT EPEE ISLET ENE etc. Yet another grid that makes me want to just list the junk. Not even any good longer answers today. None. NAMER? Come on. Do people really call groups of turkeys RAFTERs? Ever. Wife, answering my bewilderment from next room: "Those [animal collective names] were all made up by some lady in the 19th century." I'm not going to bother fact-checking that, 'cause it *feels* true and I'm American and that's enough "evidence" for us. ADES?! Are sources of vitamin C. Literally no one has ever thought or claimed that in the history of humankind. I barely know what an ADE is. Juice you add sugar to? In which case, uh, it's the juice that provides the C. No one uses ADE as anything but a suffix anyway. Crosswords are the only place where people pretend this isn't true. Dear NYT, please double the pay rate for constructors so some of the talent comes back. Pretty please. The crossword is your one true cash cow. You can afford it. Thanks.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Abu Bakr others / THU 9-29-16 / Staples of Indiana Jones films / Designer Mode of Incredibles / Numero of Disney Caballeros / Onetime Venetian leaders / Sullivan who taught Helen Keller / Uber calculation briefly / Noted exile of 1979 / Spanish provincial capital / Like Aramaic language

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Constructor:Jonathan M. Kaye

Relative difficulty:Medium



THEME:DIVIDED [BY] (61A: ÷ — word "BY" in theme answers reads as [DD] (for "B") in one Down and [VI] (for "Y") in the other because

DV
DI

See, it's like someone took the word "BY" and "DIVIDED" it in two, horizontally.

Theme answers:
  • BYPRODUCT (17A: Carbon dioxide or water vis-à-vis cellular respiration)
  • MADE BY HAND (29A: Artisinal, maybe)
  • BOOBY TRAPS (46A: Staples of Indiana Jones films) (I just remember the one, but if you say "staples," I'm gonna trust you...)
Word of the Day:GSA(44A: Fed. property overseer) —
The General Services Administration (GSA) is an independent agency of the United States government, established in 1949 to help manage and support the basic functioning of federal agencies. The GSA supplies products and communications for U.S. government offices, provides transportation and office space to federal employees, and develops government-wide cost-minimizing policies, and other management tasks. (wikipedia)
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Clever theme (I've seen the bifurcated letter gimmick before, but not like this, I don't think). Fill was ecru-boring—exceedingly unremarkable and stale—but not, it is worth noting, Bad. Not ugh-laden. Just boring. Not a clever, interesting, remarkable, noteworthy answer In The Bunch. That in itself might be a feat. A terrible feat, but a feat. But (as is not atypical) the theme carries all the interest, and it is interesting. There's only one issue with this puzzle—grasping the gimmick. After that, ho hum. In fact, the puzzle gets considerably easier after that. So the issue is, how / when did you grasp it. I got the "DD" / "VI" thing pretty early, after I could tell in the NW that IN VITRO was gonna have to be the answer at 2D: Kind of fertilization. Thought at first there'd be a state rebus ("NV"), but no, it was the "VI." After a "DD" pulled up right alongside it, my first thought (not surprisingly) was "Oh, a Roman numeral ... something. So, what is that ... hmm ... carry the 2 ... 1006 PRODUCT? What the!?" Sometime a little bit later, as I was working on another part of the grid, the fact the answer had to be BYPRODUCT occurred to me, and there was my aha moment. After that—fill in the blanks.


NE might've been the hardest section to get into, largely because I didn't know who Abu Bakr was (10D: Abu Bakr and others => CALIPHS), but SHAH was a gimme (9D: Noted exile of 1979) and OVERLAID wasn't too hard (I had -LAID in place) (11D: Like veneer), so that corner wasn't actually hard at all. None of it was. I'd've rated this Easy, but the time spent figuring out the gimmick, plus the slightly time-inflating trick-square-hunting put this one overall in average difficulty territory. I wish the fill had any life to it, so that I felt like commenting on it, but it doesn't, and I don't, so I'm off to watch Sam Bee. Good night. 

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Golf handicap of zero / FRI 9-30-16 / Like some garages / Forrest Gump college football / Funky Cold Medina rapper / Test pattern? / Chalk Garden playwright / Vigoda Godfather / Shire Godfather / River of forgetfulness / Figures in ribald Greek plays / Stochastic / Collaborative computer coding event / Everyone's private driver sloganeer

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Relative difficulty:Relatively easy for a Friday


THEME: THEMELESS

Word of the Day:LEBRON JAMES(35A: N.B.A. M.V.P. who has hosted "Saturday Night Live") —
LeBron Raymone James (/ləˈbrɒn/; born December 30, 1984) is an American professional basketball player for the Cleveland Cavaliers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). James has won three NBA championships (2012, 2013, 2016), four NBA Most Valuable Player Awards (2009, 2010, 2012, 2013), three NBA Finals MVP Awards (2012, 2013, 2016), two Olympic gold medals (2008, 2012), an NBA scoring title (2008), and the NBA Rookie of the Year Award (2004). He has also been selected to 12 NBA All-Star teams (named the game's MVP twice), 12 All-NBA teams, and six All-Defensive teams, and is the Cavaliers' all-time leading scorer. (Wikipedia)
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HERE GOES Laura, your STAND IN for Rex, about to TAP INTO today's ESOTERY.

ANTEATER (12D: Creature that Dalí walked on a leash in public)
This was a pretty snappy themeless that felt like it was made for my first FORAY into crossword blogging. Grid name-checked pop culture phenomena from every decade of my life. Some may know ABE (4D: Vigoda of "The Godfather") as Salvatore Tessio but, CMON, as a kid in the 1970s, I remember him from Barney Miller and its spinoff, Fish. Speaking of 22A: 1970s TV spinoffs, I originally had MAUDE, which was was spun off from All in the Family, instead of RHODA, which was spun off from The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Moving on to my teen years, we have TONE LOC (16A: "Funky Cold Medina" rapper), a recent name-that-tune answer for my pub trivia team, and Randy Newman's I LOVE LA (50A: 1983 hit song that mentions Santa Monica Boulevard). Then a writer I first read in my late 20s: 56A: Playwright EveENSLER (author of The Vagina Monologues). Something I wore constantly while lugging kids around in my 30s was a BABY BJORN (20D: Swedish-based maker of infant carriers). Many geeky librarians like me have attended a HACKATHON (7D: Collaborative computer coding event). Then, of course, there's 23D: Seedy place to drink (DIVE BAR), where I TRY to go as often as possible. The only NATICK for me was Enid BAGNOLD (35D: "The Chalk Garden" playwright, 1955) -- I knew her only as the author of National Velvet.


Bullets:
  • GHETTO BLASTER(33A: Source of break-dancing beats)— Look, we've had this discussion before. I won't rehash the points that Rex and others have made, but even Wikipedia calls it "a pejorative nickname which was soon used as part of a backlash against the boombox and hip hop culture." My heart sank a little when I realized it was the marquee answer (is that the term in crossword-ese? That's what I'm calling it). People still breakdance. Their source for beats now is likely IPHONE SPEAKERS.
  • LETHE (45A: River of forgetfulness) — This is one where having a graduate degree in nineteenth-century British literature helped. It's in the first line of Keats's "Ode on Melancholy": "Oh do not go to Lethe, neither twist Wolf's bane, tight-rooted, for its poisonous vine."
  • VICHYSSOISE (29A: Creamy chilled soup) — Here's my favorite recipe.
Signed, Laura Braunstein, Sorceress of CrossWorld

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1982 international chart-topper by Trio with repetitive title / SAT 10-1-16 / Roman soldier who became Christian martyr / Hoarder's squalor / Headliners at Palais Garnier / Brand once advertised with line they never get on your nerves / Where mud engineer works

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Constructor:David Woolf

Relative difficulty:Medium



THEME:none 

Word of the Day:Edward Gorey's "The Gashlycrumb TINIES"(18A) —
The Gashlycrumb Tinies: or, After the Outing is an abecedarian book written by Edward Gorey that was first published in 1963. Gorey tells the tale of 26 children (each representing a letter of the alphabet) and their untimely deaths in rhyming dactylic couplets, accompanied by the author's distinctive black and white illustrations. It is one of Edward Gorey's best-known books, and is the most notorious amongst his roughly half-dozen mock alphabets. It has been described as a "sarcastic rebellion against a view of childhood that is sunny, idyllic, and instructive". The morbid humor of the book comes in part from the mundane ways in which children die, such as falling down the stairs or choking on a peach. Far from illustrating the dramatic and fantastical childhood nightmares, these scenarios instead poke fun at the banal paranoias that come as a part of parenting. (wikipedia)
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An exercise in Adequacy. Boring, acceptable, occasionally marginal fill, and only 2-3 interesting answers in the whole grid (namely, ASSANGE and STRESS EATS, and possibly BMX BIKE). That double [___ deck] business was garbage, esp. ORLOP (?). Things get very 1-point tile-ish through IRON ORE / I REST / EELERS (ugh) / AEON. I think maybe HAHAHA hovering over "DA DA DA" is supposed to be funny. Maybe if the "International chart topper" (wth is that?) were more Something, I would like it better (I can hear the tune in my head ... actually, just the DA DA DA part ...). I do not accept TINIES as a thing except insofar as it is that thing that I occasionally call my dogs (true story). ONE TO TEN should've been clued as [Scale type] if it was to be clued as anything (not fond of it as an answer at all). But most of the rest is, as I say, serviceable. Just blah.

[A "chart-topper" ... in Austria, New Zealand, South African, and Switzerland only]

Also, right now, I am quite worried that I am supposed accept that when two people are "spooning" one of them is called the BIG SPOON and I cannot and will not accept this ever. I swear to you that I just assumed there was some form of the word "cuddle" (v.) that I just didn't know, involving a BIG SPOON. Maybe like "muddle" (v.) ... maybe you do it for cocktails ... "Step 2: cuddle the mint with a BIG SPOON." I don't know. But after looking up "cuddle" and "cuddler" several times and coming up with nothing involving muddling stirring or mixing of any sort, I was forced to come back to the strong possibility that the puzzle wants me to accept that there are BIG SPOONs and (!?) little spoons involved in the act of spooning. Never mind that actual spoons that nest together are the Same Damned Size. Never mind that the physically bigger person might be spooned. Ugh. Please tell me there is some non-spooning way to understand this stupid answer.


Here is a short podcast that constructor / solving phenom Erik Agard recorded yesterday re: yesterday's GHETTOBLASTER (which, apparently, Shortz tried to pre-emptively defend yesterday on the NYT's house blog—you can find the link on Erik's Soundcloud post). Succinct and smart and strident.


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Surfboard stabilizer / SUN 10-2-16 / Big name in medical scales / Two-time NL batting champ Willie / Beatles girl who made fool of everyone

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME:"Paper Jam"— rebus puzzle with paper names "jam"med into single squares throughout the grid

Theme answers:
  • FREEDOM OF THE PRESS / DEPRESS
  • HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS / RENEWS
  • BEHIND THE TIMES / AT TIMES
  • JUST FOR THE RECORD / PRISON RECORD 
  • WHAT IN THE WORLD / SMALL WORLD
  • THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL / DEAD MAIL (I don't know this term; I know "dead letter"/ dead letter office)
  • FIRST PAST THE POST / GOALPOST 
Word of the Day:SKEG(74A: Surfboard stabilizer) —
noun
noun: skeg; plural noun: skegs; noun: skag; plural noun: skags
  1. a tapering or projecting stern section of a vessel's keel, which protects the propeller and supports the rudder.
    • a fin underneath the rear of a surfboard. (google)
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In the end, this is a very basic concept. "In the end...," get it? 'Cause all the rebus squares are at the ends of their answers!? Yes, that's a terrible joke. Anyway, it really is just a rebus of various things a newspaper might be called, including "NEWS." No real interesting elements to it beyond the rebus, but there are some good longer answers in there, and the grid shape is highly unusual (different is Good), even if it is Awfully SEGmented (if not SKEGmented), so, so, so I liked it fine, I think. Some of these newspaper names are very familiar (e.g. New York TIMES, Washington POST) but others I'm harder pressed to come up with examples for. I know the Detroit NEWS and the Detroit *Free* PRESS. Only MAIL I know is British. Only WORLD I know is defunct (New York). I know no RECORDs. Which brings me to one of the weirdest elements of this puzzle, from a constructor's perspective. I (and I am not the only one) have had puzzles rejected because the rebus element was "too long," which generally meant 5+ letters. But today: PRESS, WORLD, and whoa nelly RECORD. Is that the longest rebused word in NYT history? What is the longest rebused word? (Please, constructors, do not take this question as a dare.)


Theme became clear very quickly, given the 16-square gimme HUEY LEWIS AND THE [NEWS] (1D: Hit band heard on the soundtrack of "Back to the Future"). It was just a matter of figuring out what part of their name was going to be rebused. Worked my way down the length of the answer to find that it was the very end that would be squished. FREEDOM OF THE [PRESS] is a bit spot-on for a theme answer containing newspaper names. Usually, constructors try to come at theme-related words in oblique, non-theme ways, if possible. BENCH [PRESS] would be a good example for a puzzle like this. Or FRENCH [PRESS]. You get the idea. A non-news-related PRESS. But in this case, that obliqueness is probably not essential. I nearly got Naticked by LAST IN (54D: Part of LIFO, to an accountant) / WTO (67A: International commerce assn.). I have no idea what LIFO, though I eventually inferred it was "LAST IN, first out." Is that right? Ha, it is. That one's new(s) to me. And WTO ... I mean, yes, World Trade Organization, but there are so many damn 3-letter agency initialisms that they get muddled in my head. WMF, IMF, WWF, WWE, etc. But I guessed "T" and "T" it was. I've also never heard the phrase FIRST PAST THE [POST] (107A: Like a simple-majority voting system). Seriously. It's ... horse-racing? Clearly, despite HD RADIO and ELI ROTH and SHONDA Rhimes, this one is playing in a cultural world slightly behind and a little to the side of me. These things happen.


SANTA HAT crossing SAINT NICK near its top is pretty cute. DETECTO is a funny scale name (29D: Big name in medical scales). I mean, it's telling your weight, not solving a crime. Oh, I invented a new term today. It's called the "ick line." Please see the row that begins with 80-Across to see what I mean. When it's coast-to-coast junk—it's an ick line. OOXTEPLERNON is the paradigmatic ick line.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

P.S. RADIO is in the grid (HD RADIO) and clues (107D: Most music radio stations). This fact doesn't make me nearly as mad as the answer to 107D: FMS. Come on, man. Use it in a sentence you can't the end.

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Stefan influential Austrian writer of 1920s-30s / MON 10-3-16 / Alcohol per its effect at party / Server overseen informally / Little folk tale character with lazy friends / Twisted as wet towel

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THEME:London Bridgeis FALLING DOWN (26D: Like the contents of this puzzle's circled squares, in a nursery rhyme)— circled squares in Down themers spell out LONDON BRIDGE, in three-letter segments, with each subsequent segment appearing lower in the grid:

Theme answers:
  • LONgstemmed (3D: Like some wineglasses and roses)
  • stanDONoneshead (5D: Perform an inverted feat)
  • socialluBRIcant (7D: Alcohol, per its effect at a party)
  • wentovertheeDGE (9D: Lost one's sanity)
Word of the Day:Stefan ZWEIG(49D: Stefan ___, influential Austrian writer of the 1920s-'30s) —
Stefan Zweig (/zwɡ, swɡ/; German:[tsvaɪk]; November 28, 1881 in Vienna– February 22, 1942 in Petrópolis) was an Austrian novelist, playwright, journalist and biographer. At the height of his literary career, in the 1920s and 1930s, he was one of the most popular writers in the world. (wikipedia)
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This felt so much tougher than the clock said it was. Usually, I plow through a Monday methodically, without a lot of jumping around, but on this one, I felt like I was all over the map, and it took me a while to see a couple of the longer answers (particularly WENT OVER THE EDGE, which, perhaps because of the verb tense, feels the weakest of the bunch). I whiffed at more answers than usual at first pass, including RED HEN (could think only of "Red Riding Hood" and "Red Rooster" (?)) and JEAN ("Jean"means denim, so the extra words in the clue made me thinking there would be some *kind* of jacket, not just ... another name for "denim") (33A: ___ jacket (denim top)). Also, ZWEIG?! Whoa ... who? That dude is Not Monday-familiar. And crossing SUZI Quatro!? Her, I knew, and even knowing neither, I think the "Z" is inferrable, but yipes. And yet and yet and yet: my time was 3:02, i.e. only 10 seconds or so over my Monday norm. Weird. I'm not sure what I think of this theme, but I like SOCIAL LUBRICANT as an answer so much that other problems don't seem to matter much.


It's a low-for-Monday 74 words, so there are more longer entries than usual, and thus more opportunities for the grid to be interesting. I like RVPARK a lot, if only for that odd combination of consonants at the opening (31A: Locale for mobile campers). Do not like DIPSY Doodles (couldn't even tell you what they are), especially crossing EENSY. Icky. Enough bad fill down there (incl. plural EWOKS and RAE) that it seems like it coulda / shoulda been redone. But as I say, mostly I liked this. The grid was lively, with few opportunities for wincing. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have my second hot toddy of the night, as I drown my baseball sorrows and try to keep this cold at its current mild level. See you later—oh, and those of you expecting Annabel today: she is Also sick, and so her appearance has been postponed for a week.


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Jazz vocalist Carmen / TUE 10-4-16 / Nintendo character who hatches from egg / Website that investigates urban legends / Dance move added to OED in 2015 / Is romancer old-style / Rebound on pool table / Oldest of three stooges

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium



THEME: LUNCH BOXES (60A: Backpack containers where you can find the ends of 17-, 23-, 38- and 47-Across)— last words of themers are things you'd find in LUNCH BOXES:

Theme answers:
  • IN THE DRINK (17A: Overboard, to a sailor)
  • MEMORY CHIPS (23A: Data storage devices)
  • KNUCKLE SANDWICH (38A: Punch in the mouth, slangily)
  • SMART COOKIE (47A: Bright sort)
Word of the Day:GENO Smith(26D: Jets quarterback Smith) —
Eugene Cyril Smith III (born October 10, 1990), better known as Geno Smith, is an American footballquarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). He was drafted by the Jets in the second round of the 2013 NFL Draft. He played college football at West Virginia. (wikipedia)
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See that MILK there at 23-Down? [Skim or 2%]—*that* shoulda been in the lunch box. DRINK is too generic and bland. HARVEY MILK—there's your non-beverage milk. You don't even have to change any of the other themers for symmetry. Just swap out HARVEY MILK for IN THE DRINK and your lunch is instantly improved, or at least more ... evocative of lunch. A kid's lunch, anyway. I wanted the "boxes" part of LUNCH BOXES to be important, to matter to the theme somehow, but no. A crossword revealer that contains "boxes" but doesn't exploit the boxiness in any way is a let-down. SIGH. Also, I'm not sure about the clue on LUNCH BOXES. What does "Backpack containers" mean. Containers that might be found in a backpack?? That is some awkward phrasing. You wouldn't call pencils "backpack writers." Not enough thought has gone into this puzzle at either the conceptual or the editorial level.


There are some nice moments, though. Love TACO TRUCKS (28D: Street vendors selling Mexican food) (wish the clue had exploited the recent "... on every corner" paranoia / fantasy that was all over social media lately). KACEY Musgraves is cool too, and SNOPES is timely in that I find myself using it all the time this election season (46A: Website that investigates urban legends). KNUCKLE SANDWICH is a worthy central grid-spanner, for sure. But too much of the fill is creaky, and the theme, besides being of a hyper-old-fashioned type, just isn't executed as cleanly, let alone dazzlingly, as it could've been.

Bullets:
  • 59A: With 2-Down, star of 2003's "Hulk" (ERIC / BANA)— an important name in crosswords, but awkwardly cross-referenced here, with the last name appearing first. His name isn't exciting / interesting enough to justify subjecting us to this [See 59-Across] baloney. 
  • 26D: Jets quarterback Smith (GENO)— true enough, though [Jets backup quarterback Smith] would be more accurate (at the moment)
  • 57D: Do 10 crosswords in a row, say, with "out" (NERD)— a thousand times no. First, I wince at all insidery "aren't we a clever lot" self-referential clues of this type. Second, doing 10 crosswords in a row isn't "nerding out" (whatever that is). It's training. "Nerding out" is watching 10 "Deep Space Nine" episodes in a row, or making 10 edits to the "Tardis" wikipedia page. Or so I imagine.
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Austrian city where Kepler taught / WED 10-5-16 / Salem witch trials accuser / Canonized fifth-century pope / Graphics-capturing device / Caffeine laden nut

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Constructor:Michael Dewey

Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium



THEME: A AND W (65A: Classic root beer brand ... or a hint to the answers to this puzzle's starred clues)— two-word phrases, first word starts with "A," second with "W" ...

Theme answers:
  • AD WAR (1A: *Mac-vs.-PC during the early 2000s, e.g.)
  • ACID WASH (6A: *Give a worn appearance to, as jeans)
  • APPIAN WAY (22A: *Road to ancient Rome)
  • ARIZONA WILDCATS (36A: *Tucson collegians)
  • ALTAR WINE (49A: *Holy Communion drink)
  • AIR WAVES (64A: *Radio medium)
  • ABIGAIL WILLIAMS (6D: *Salem witch trials accuser)
Word of the Day:ABIGAIL WILLIAMS
Abigail Williams (September 15, 1680 – c. 1690s) was one of the primarily initial accusers in the Salem Witch Trials of 1692, which led to the arrest and imprisonment of more than 150 accused witches. (wikipedia)
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Wow, NYT has lapsed into some kind of theme-type funk. Really dusting off the oldies of late. This theme is flat like bad rootbeer. A ... and ... W. And ... that is all. An assortment of A/W phrases, crammed into a poorly filled grid. The end. Pretty POOR. And so much of it. When you try to make up for a weak theme by cramming a lot of it into the grid, you make the problem worse, first because increasing bad never equaled good or even better, and second because your cramming efforts end up causing the rest of the grid to suffer. Terribly. DIR ERNANI ASAMI RENTS before I even got out of the damned NW corner. Problems continue from there. I won't bother enumerating them. They're everywhere. Surprised this one was thought to be NYT-worthy, either in concept or in execution.


Gotta get back to the AL Wild Card game, as it is tied in the top of the 9th, so ... drama! Luckily, I don't have too much to say about this puzzle. I tore through it, with only ABIGAIL WILLIAMS (whom I didn't know) holding me back at all. GRAZ was another mystery. ATIVAN I've heard of, vaguely, but couldn't have told you what it did. ST LEO I is really really bad. Usually it's just STLEO or LEOI, but STLEOI, hoo boy, wow. Two terrible tastes that taste terribler together. I somehow remembered "ERNANI" (not sure how, but it's good to know that 25 years into my solving habit, opera answers are finally beginning to stick). My errors today were stupid and boring, e.g. ATRA for AFTA (22D: Mennen product), OLAF for OLAV (54D: Norway's patron saint) ... I think that's it. Happy to move on from this puzzle. See you tomorrow.



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Controversial fish catcher / THU 10-6-16 / Sweet plant of mustard family / Letter embellishment / River that's home to black spot piranha

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Relative difficulty:Medium (entirely because of the NE quadrant—else Easy)


THEME: MIDSIZE (42D: Neither large nor small ... or a phonetic hint to 17-, 30-, 45- and 57-Across)— "sighs" are added (sound-wise) to the "mid"dle of several familiar names / phrases, creating wackiness, which is then clued wackly (i.e. "?"-style)

Theme answers:
  • CLIP CYCLOPS (17A: Give an "Odyssey" character a trim?)
  • PET PSYCHO (30A: Favorite whack job?)
  • BILL SINAI (45A: Invoice a whole Mideast peninsula?)
  • SEMPER SCIFI (57A: Motto of a huge "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" fan?)
Word of the Day:ALYSSUM(23D: "Sweet" plant of the mustard family) —
noun
noun: alyssum; plural noun: alyssums; noun: sweet alyssum; plural noun: sweet alyssums
  1. a herbaceous Eurasian plant that bears small flowers in a range of colors, typically white or yellow. Several kinds are widely cultivated in gardens. (google)
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Gotta get back to watching the NL Wild Card, so let me just say 'no.' I mean, the theme's OK, though it's pretty cornball, and there's almost Too much wordplay going on (in the answers, in the revealer). The answers weren't that funny, and the clunky cluing really, really didn't help. You really have to have a decent sense of humor and a good ear when you do Wacky clues, and these clues just didn't land. I do think there's a certain cleverness here with the revealer, which makes this otherwise unremarkable add-a-sound puzzle at least a little special, but the puzzle is neither fun or funny. Plus the fill—what is GILL NET? (7D: Controversial fish catcher) What is ALYSSUM? (23D: "Sweet" plant of the mustard family) I got DON JOHN only from crosses and a vague memory of that being somebody's name in something I read once (12D: "Much Ado About Nothing" villain). Those three answers (esp. the first two) were weird outliers, familiarity-wise. I love how the clue writer thought quotation-marking "Sweet" would somehow tip me off to ALYSSUM. What the what? Oy, there's an answer where I needed literally every cross, and had to really think about ALYSSUM v. ADYSSUM, because the cross was at least mildly ambiguous (27A: Threaten => LOOM, not DOOM). I also thought the revealer might be ONE-SIZE. It fits.


Bullets:
  • 16A: Children's author Asquith (ROS)— high-order crosswordese. Totally blanked on it. Get her confused with EDA LeShan tbh.
  • 26D: ___ gun (SPEAR)— Had ---AR and went with RADAR...
  • 38D: Barbecuer's supply (RIB MEAT)— ew. What? Your supply is ribs. Presumably, yes, they have meat on them, but you call them ribs. Or (and this fits) RIB TIPS. Can you barbecue ribeyes, 'cause that also fits.
  • 10D: Charge (TASK)— Had TASE at one point. Because a taser ... provides a charge ... of sorts.
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Rhoda's TV mom / FRI 10-7-16 / Last of series of nicknames / Literary hero whose name is Turkish for lion / Quadrant separator / Alchemist's concoction / Interest of mycologist

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME: none 

Word of the Day:ACETONE(28A: Manicure destroyer) —
noun
Chemistry
noun: acetone
  1. a colorless volatile liquid ketone made by oxidizing isopropanol, used as an organic solvent and synthetic reagent. (google)
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Harry Potter, "Princess Bride," Narnia, and "Star Wars" all in one corner ... is bound to make a certain demographic squeal with glee.  I am not that precisely that demographic, but I did mostly enjoy this puzzle. There is some short-fill unfortunateness here and there, but the strength of the longer fill makes up for it, mostly. There's nothing wonderful here, but all the major parts are quite solid. Kick the tires, rev the engine—it'll run. I am none too happy to run (again!) into the lonely singular DORITO. They are plural or they are not. OTOS kinda sounds like a snack chip brand. I like that it crosses "OH OH" because combined they make up my imagined ad campaign slogan: "OH, OH ... OTOS!" [loud crunch sound, smiling child, wacky music, the end]. I get pretty irate when there are too many "?" clues crammed into a small space, so I got pretty irate in the NE corner, where *three* abutting / intersecting answers start acting cute. It's a claustrophobic space—I have no patience for smug cleverness in tight quarters. So go to hell, SPAMACONDAROID.

["___ With Stupid Now"]

Blanked on HP's dad's name and got no help from the "Princess Bride" clue, which meant nothing to me (and I've seen that movie several times) (17A: Billy Crystal's role in "The Princess Bride"). I had "-IR..." and thus had Billy Crystal playing "SIR ... somebody." SIR O'CLIMAX? Something like that. But my 1-A Theory of Speed-Solving still pertained today, as knowing JEDI MASTER right off the bat helped me with all the other NW struggles and propelled me to a pretty good time. Had a very weird coincidence happen to me as I went to Spotify to find some classical music to blog to. I had a new recording of Stravinsky's "Petrushka" set aside to listen to, so I went to play it and noticed that the recording immediately following "Petrushka" was not Stravinsky but Debussy. Specifically, Debussy's "La boîte à joujoux," a work I hadn't even heard of until just that second. My mediocre French said to me, "Hey, doesn't that mean ...?" And yes. Yes it does. 

[29A: Hot Wheels garages?]

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Onetime Fandango competitor / SAT 10-8-16 / Bid on hand unsuited for suit play maybe / Cusk deepest living fish / Italian city where Pliny Elder Younger were born / Austrian philosopher Rudolf / Old brand in shaving aisle / Pricing model for many apps

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium


THEME: none 

Word of the Day:Einstein-ROSEN bridge(25A: Einstein-___ bridge (wormhole)) —
A wormhole or Einstein–Rosen Bridge is a hypothetical topological feature that would fundamentally be a shortcut connecting two separate points in spacetime. A wormhole may connect extremely long distances such as a billion light years or more, short distances such as a few feet, different universes, and different points in time. A wormhole is much like a tunnel with two ends, each at separate points in spacetime. // For a simplified notion of a wormhole, space can be visualized as a two-dimensional (2D) surface. In this case, a wormhole would appear as a hole in that surface, lead into a 3D tube (the inside surface of a cylinder), then re-emerge at another location on the 2D surface with a hole similar to the entrance. An actual wormhole would be analogous to this, but with the spatial dimensions raised by one. For example, instead of circular holes on a 2D plane, the entry and exit points could be visualized as spheres in 3D space. [...] The Einstein–Rosen bridge was discovered by Ludwig Flamm in 1916, a few months after Schwarzschild published his solution, and was rediscovered (although it is hard to imagine that Einstein had not seen Flamm's paper when it came out) by Albert Einstein and his colleague Nathan Rosen, who published their result in 1935. However, in 1962, John A. Wheeler and Robert W. Fuller published a paper showing that this type of wormhole is unstable if it connects two parts of the same universe, and that it will pinch off too quickly for light (or any particle moving slower than light) that falls in from one exterior region to make it to the other exterior region. (wikipedia)
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Hard to concentrate what with all the drama in the world of presidential politics, but I managed to pry myself away from my stunned, gleeful, and highly animated Twitter long enough to solve this puzzle, and now write about it. Lots of delightful answers today, and shorter overfamiliar stuff was not overpowering—largely innocuous. I didn't get 1-Across straight away, but I did stick an "S" at the end of it and then got SHACK instantly (6D: Take to living together, with "up"). SHACK to MOOLAH to SMIT to Evers to Chance, hooray. And thus the NW began to open up:


I do not know what SKUNK cabbage is. I figured 21A: Kind of cabbage was gonna give me some kind of money slang, like "kale" or "long green" or MOOLAH. But it's actual cabbage, though not the type you eat. The type that stinks, apparently. After I worked out the NW and sent I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU (lovely) across the grid, the pace picked up considerably (THANK GOD!). Not sure what happened, but somehow I ended up filling in the whole NE and E and then throwing down ROTISSERIE (27D: Game's turning point?), figuring, at first, that it was a sports clue (see "ROTISSERIE League Baseball").


I've barely heard of FREEMIUM and certainly don't know what it means in relation to an app. Many apps are free ... is this some tech-speak way of saying "free"? Oh, wait, here's a definition: "Freemium is a pricing strategy by which a product or service (typically a digital offering or application such as software, media, games or web services) is provided free of charge, but money (premium) is charged for proprietary features, functionality, or virtual goods" (wikipedia). So offer the shitty version of something free, is that it? Or incentivize (sorry) in-app purchases or some other corporate blather that makes my head hurt, is that it? Probably. Anyway, as you can see, it didn't take me much longer to get all of LIMOUSINE DRIVER (58A: One with a long stretch to go?). That is not, how you say, a good "?" clue. See "long stretch," think, *immediately*, "limousine." Not very tricksy. I had SOR as SAR because I invented a mythical "Sisters of the American Revolution" (59D: Young women's grp.). My familiarity with the Toni Morrison corpus, however, bailed me out, and shortly I was finished. Under 8 even with my stopping three times to take screen shots. A very modern, lively, clean grid. Hurray. OK, off to watch Sexual Assailant Cheeto try his best to egest a human-sounding apology noise from his face hole. See you tomorrow.

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Old Turkish commander / SUN 10-9-16 / Country music's Colter / Monthly check-issuing org / Writer who specializes in sentimental stories / Spanish nobleman / Mountain nymph / Katniss's love in Hunger Games / Redbox offerings

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Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium



THEME:"Movie Doubles"— movie titles where one letter is doubled creating wacky titles and oh my god I'm getting bored just typing this...

Theme answers:
  • "AMERICAN SNIPPER" (23A: One working for Supercuts?)
  • "THE LATTE SHOW" (35A: Barista's big reveal?)
  • "HOOT PURSUIT" (64A: Search for a really funny person?)
  • "A STARR IS BORN" (96A: Declaration at Ringo's birth?)
  • "A SHOOT IN THE DARK" (114A: Photographer's impossible task?)
  • "SALEM'S LOOT" (38D: Money in Oregon state coffers?)
  • "HOMME ALONE" (43D: French bachelor?)
Word of the Day:JESSI Colter(80D: Country music's Colter) —
Miriam Johnson, known professionally as Jessi Colter (born May 25, 1943), is an American country music artist who is best known for her collaboration with her husband, country singer and songwriter Waylon Jennings, and for her 1975 country-pop crossover hit "I'm Not Lisa". (wikipedia)
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In times like these (i.e. where entire political parties implode over a weekend), one looks to the NYT crossword to provide some measure of distraction and, yes, solace. But DUDE, I was not ensolaced by this simplistic cutesy nothing of a theme. The movies aren't uniformly famous, the doubling of letters are diverse enough (repeating the "OO" sound, blargh), and generally the clues / wacky answers just weren't funny enough. Weirdly, the only theme answer I really liked was the most insane, most outlyingest of them all—the French one ("HOMME ALONE"). I cannot picture the movies "Hot Pursuit" or "The Late Show" or "A Shot in the Dark" (unless that's the Alan Arkin / Audrey Hepburn movie ... nope, that was "Wait Until Dark"). I know "Salem's Lot" primarily as a book (no memory of movie). Random movie titles, random letter doublings, corny clues ... and then ABHORRENT fill. I stopped solving after filling in only the tiny NW corner, just so I could tweet the following:



LALA LAMAR ALERO PARAS ... If I extrapolate that much mid-to-low-range stuff over the rest of the puzzle, ouch. And the rest of the puzzle didn't improve much. You get nice answers here and there, but mostly you get mash-ups like SSGTS SSR SETI ITSSO INITS. You also get EMALL, which pretty much kills any hopes this puzzle had of success—kinda like bragging on tape about being a serial sex offender pretty much kills any hopes you might have of being president. That analogy was forced, but not as forced as EMALL, I SAY. Oh, and PHAT!? You had several options there (40D) that did not involve "old slang," but ... you go with PHAT, the option that is not only dated but has the narrowest cluing range possible. This "P" choice made me so mad I ran a Twitter poll to see what, objectively, the right choice would be in a _HAT scenario, and I'm happy to say that, thanks to a strong 3rd-party showing by "W," my choice of "C" defeated the loathsome but somehow oddly popular choice of "P." Loathsome but oddly popular ... that sounds ... familiar. Some figure in the news, maybe? Not sure. Anyway, suck it, "P."



Hey, you need to know about *good* puzzles so I'm going to tell you about some. They are by veteran constructor and all-around good guy Patrick Blindauer. Here's the official ink:
"Patrick Blindauer recently launched a Kickstarter campaign called Piece of Cake Crosswords. If successfully funded, it will be a yearlong series of easy-but-fun crossword puzzles, one puzzle per week. These will be daily-sized crosswords that have original themes with no sneaky tricks. The grids will be filled with familiar words, phrases, and names--no ULEEs or ERNEs allowed--and they'll be delivered directly to your inbox every Monday morning. The goal with these is to create a series of puzzles with no obscurities so the focus is on fun and not frustration. Please check out the video and rewards here, pledge if you can, and help spread the word far and wide."
I often hear complaints (mostly from me, true, but I do hear them) that there aren't enough *good* Easy puzzles out there. Liz Gorski's Puzzle Nation puzzles are the main exception. Until now. I am excited to see Patrick's take on well-crafted easy puzzles, so much so that I am getting a subscription for my crossword neophyte daughter (16yo). She can do NYT Mondays much of the time, and Newsday early-weeks as well, but it'll be nice to give her something that isn't characteristically corny, dopey, or (especially) musty. Of course I will also do them myself, both because I know they'll be good, and for speed-training purposes. So support this project. For yourself. For your children. For America. Thank you.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Beret-wearing individualists of the '50s-'60s / MON 10-10-15 / Very limited range / University of Maine town / One of the Jacksons / Sicilian volcano

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Hi, it's Annabel!! As Rex informed you, last week I was yelling IM HIT! because I was sick - there's something going around at school. :( But I guess the battlefieldfield medic of life got to me, because your FAVE is refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready to do an Annabel Monday!!!!!

Constructor: PATRICK MERRELL

Relative difficulty: EASY



THEME: A MONSTROUS NAME— Theme answers were animals that started with a fairytale monster. Each clue described the animal as having "a monstrous name."

Theme answers:
  • VAMPIRE BAT (17A: Airborne animal with a monstrous name)
  • DRAGONFLY  (27A: Airborne animal with a monstrous name)
  • DEVIL FISH (43A: Undersea animal with a monstrous name)
  • GIANT SQUID (64A: Undersea animal with a monstrous name)

Word of the Day: DEVIL FISH (43A: Undersea animal with a monstrous name) —


The devil fish or giant devil ray (Mobula mobular) is an endangered species of eagle ray in the family Myliobatidae. It is currently listed as endangered, mostly due to bycatch mortality in unrelated fisheries.
Devil rays feed on planktonic crustaceans and small schooling fish, which are trapped using the modified gill covers (branchial plates) responsible for its "devil-like" silhouette. The species is ovoviviparous: the young hatch from their eggs inside the mother's body and emerge later when they are more fully grown. Only a single live young which is called a pup is born at a time.[1] 
(Wikipedia)
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OoOoOoOoOoOoOooo, what a good puzzle for the second week of the spookiest month of the year! I dunno if I'd count "giant" as a monster, but I guess that's subjective. Did anyone else have LEVIATHAN for 43A? I guess I was thinking of other kinds of monsters. I wonder what ARIEL would think of a GIANT SQUID...

Honestly this puzzle is probably my favorite so far! I dunno why, it was just something about the way the clues were written. LAP is "a spot for a cat," and a LOBE  can be on a brain or an ear. Also, I don't know how old Patrick Merrell is, but there seemed to be A LOT OF Millenial influence in the puzzle! Not only were there a couple Internet shout-outs, but I always say SAME rather than "ditto," and occasionally I want to give someone a rude "AHEM?"(I don't, though, because I am a very polite young lady.) Oh, also, ABATE and AGATE, with their wildly different pronunciations.

My one  real complaint was that I tried HIGH NOON for NOONDAY about a million times despite knowing full well that it didn't even fit. Still, this puzzle was really well put together - if it ain't BAROQUE, don't fix it!

Bullets:
  • OUTED (68A: No longer in the closet, and not by choice) — Handled well, in my opinion, especially since it's pretty topical with tomorrow being National Coming Out Day. Unwanted outing is a pretty serious issue; it can put people in danger. Props to Patrick Merrell for bringing it up! 
  • ANYONE (20A: Who knows the answer?)— Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
You know! For kids!
  • STINE (5A: Children's writer R.L. ______) — Speaking of the spookiest month of the year....This really brings back memories. R.L. Stine is the author of the Goosebumps series, a series of horror books for kids that scared the heck out of me for years as a child. They were really good, though, check out a dramatic reading or something. And check out that "Night of the Living Dummy" cover, otherwise known as "the worst Goosebumps book ever because sentient ventriloquist dummies are terrifying." I'm probably not going to sleep well tonight.






  • AFLAC (32D: Insurer with a duck in its commercial) — AAAFLAAAAC!!!


Signed, Annabel Thompson, tired because midterms are coming up.

Oh, also...SHOUTOUT TO MY KID SISTER MAYA ON HER B-DAY!!! She's turning eleven already, which means she's only seven years away from getting her full-ride scholarship to art school. Seriously, the kid can draw. Happy birthday Maya!!!!

She's probably playing Minecraft. She's really good at making castles and stuff.

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Cloth made infamous by infomercials / TUE 10-11-16 / School about 40 miles from SLC / Seller of Soderhamn sofa / Rag covered in dirt / Supposed sighting in Tibet

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Constructor:Samuel A. Donaldson and Doug Peterson

Relative difficulty:Challenging (*for a Tuesday*)


THEME:"H" to "CH"—sound change, four times

Theme answers:
  • ARTIFICIAL CHART (17A: PowerPoint slide with fake data?)
  • CHEESE SO FINE (26A: Sliced serving with ritzy crackers?)
  • I'M OUT OF CHEER (48A: Pep squad member's lament?)
  • CHAIN'S UNDERWEAR (63A: Briefs from Walmart or Target?)
Word of the Day:SHAMWOW(47D: Cloth made famous by infomercials) —
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This was a nice enough puzzle, but man it played hard for me, largely because I could not figure out (mid-solve) what the theme was. Getting the themers was brutal. Wacky "?" + sound change + no explanatory revealer ... just didn't compute. Good minute over my Tuesday norm. Bigger than my theme comprehension problem, however, was my central clue comprehension (38A: Rag covered in dirt?). I think it's an incredibly cheap shot to put a "?" clue on a central Across (i.e. a likely, common theme answer position), when all the other themers have "?" clues ... and then have that answer Not be a themer. I actually think it's terrible form. Anyway, I absolutely died there because 40D: School about 40 miles from S.L.C., I had _YU and honestly have no idea at first glance what "S.L.C." is (since I never see that abbr. ever) and so it's a school, it's _YU ... I write in "N." NYU. *Further*, you give me an Einstein quote for 41D: "God does not play ___ with the world": Einstein???? Well, with _ICE in place, perhaps you can guess what perfectly plausible letter I put in there. Again, it's "N." So I ended up with my favorite "theme answer" of the night: TANLOIN! Too bad it was only a "theme answer" in an imaginary puzzle where you change a long "I" sound to an "OY" sound. VOICE SQUAD! "THE ROCKFORD FOILS" Etc. But TANLOIN in *this* puzzle. Just wrong. Ugh.


Rest of the grid seems pretty strong and clean. One big struggle was figuring out 57D: Successfully treat, only because I could only see "treat" in the sense of "pay for the meal of." My brain kept glitching, "Successfully?? You just ... treat. What's this 'successfully' bull&%^$?" I don't think of "treat" and CURE as synonyms at all. "Treat" means "manage" to me. You "treat" your psoriasis. CURE implies "eliminate." Ugh again. OK, I'm done. Gotta go watch Cubs, who have somehow scored 3 runs early off the normally un-score-off-able (in the postseason) Madison Bumgarner. Good night.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Model in 10 straight Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions familiarly / WED 10-12-16 / Bit of Bollywood music / Keebler saltine brand / Weaponry storehouse / Item in swag bag / Jellied delicacy

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Constructor:Jeff Chen

Relative difficulty:Easy


THEME: I don't know, some circled words meaning "like" I guess—themers contain words that mean roughly "to be fond of"

Theme answers:
  • FANCY PANTS (26D: Pretentiously high-class)
  • PARTY FAVOR (4D: Item in a swag bag)
  • DIG DEEP (22D: Push oneself to the max)
  • CORN RELISH (9D: Southern side dish made with kernels off the cob)
  • LIKE-MINDED (28D: Thinking similarly) 
Word of the Day:ANNE V(36A: Model in 10 straight Sports illustrated swimsuit editions, familiarly) —
Anne Sergeyevna Vyalitsyna (Russian: А́нна Серге́евна Вьяли́цына; born 19 March 1986), also known as Anne V, is a Russian-American model. She is perhaps best known for her 10-consecutive-year run of appearances (2005–14) in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. (wikipedia)
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Pretty unlikable. The theme is so vanilla it gives vanilla a bad name. I actually love vanilla. My favorite non-alcoholic beverage in the world is a vanilla malt. So screw that, this puzzle *isn't* vanilla. It's just blah. Shaded / circled words that mean roughly similar things ... is a theme type that is far too stale to stand alone without some snappy revealer or other raison d'etre. I guess I'm supposed to be wowed in some way by the unusual grid shape, or the fact that the themers are Downs, or something. But it's just a tired theme masquerading as something fancy. There's nothing here. Worse, what the puzzle appears to think is hip (or HEP, ugh) and new and cool is actually blargh. INK UP? (38A: Get tats) Come on. It's your arm, not a gas tank. Stop. Also, ANNE V? No. Being in a swimsuit issue is not a thing. Not a crossworthy thing. You can be in there 20 more times, don't care, no. When the only thing you are known for, per the opening paragraph of your wikipedia page, is being in the swimsuit issue a lot, you may be a thing to sad leering man-children who say "YES, DEAR" a lot and then complain about their wives to their locker-room buddies, and you may also be a lovely human being, but crossworthy, no. I do kinda like the pope-esque quality of her name (ST. ANNE V?"), but no. I GO no.



When I saw the biggish corners, I thought this was gonna play hard, but the opposite was true. My time was only a hair's breadth north of my normal Monday, and faster than this week's Monday for sure. This is all especially surprising given how segmented the grid is. Usually hard to navigate into / out of isolated corners. But the long answers were So easy that moving from room to room in this thing was a snap. I trim the STEMSoff of asparagus spears, so that was a weird clue for me (41A: Asparagus spears, e.g.). I like the crossing of ORANGE and ERROR. For sentimental reasons. Which reminds me: vote vote vote. Bye now.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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Basic linguistic unit / THU 10-13-16 / Magical creatures in Jewish folklore / French locale of fierce WWI fighting / Baked chocolaty treat / Part of NYC once derisively called Hell's Hundred Acres / Emily Dickinson self-descriptively / Old-fashioned fashion accessories

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Constructor:Don Gagliardo and Zhouqin Burnikel

Relative difficulty:Easy-Medium



THEME:two-word phrases where second word is found embedded in the first

Theme answers:
  • WHOOPIE
  • GARBAGE
  • EARTH
  • MADE
  • PALE
  • SHOUT
  • AVERAGE 
  • INSTAN
Word of the Day:EARTH ART(25A: Creative works utilizing the landscape)

Land art, earthworks (coined by Robert Smithson), or Earth art is an art movement in which landscape and the work of art are inextricably linked. It is also an art form that is created in nature, using natural materials such as soil, rock (bed rock, boulders, stones), organic media (logs, branches, leaves), and water with introduced materials such as concrete, metal, asphalt, or mineral pigments. Sculptures are not placed in the landscape, rather, the landscape is the means of their creation. Often earth moving equipment is involved. The works frequently exist in the open, located well away from civilization, left to change and erode under natural conditions. Many of the first works, created in the deserts of Nevada, New Mexico, Utah or Arizona were ephemeral in nature and now only exist as video recordings or photographic documents. They also pioneered a category of art called site-specific sculpture, designed for a particular outdoor location. (wikipedia)
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Sure, OK. I don't know. It's a puzzle. The theme was easy to pick up and not that remarkable. Some of the themers are cool (SHOUT-OUT!), most are dull, and MADE MAD is just made-up; only slightly less made-up than MADE ADE would be. Fill is not terrible, but also not at all interesting. Even coming up with a Word of the Day proved challenging. So much blah. NE and SW corners, wide open and very isolated, provided some challenge, but the rest was a cake walk.


I gotta make this short, as I have a long, early day tomorrow. I made a series of mistakes in this puzzle, some of which make sense, some of which don't. Firstly, I came right down the middle of the grid, from RAPS through a bunch of crosswordese and down to 35D: Halloween costume. Having H-- and thinking "clothing," I wrote in HAT (in my mind, it was a witch's HAT), and then off that "T" at 46A: Magical creatures in Jewish folklore I fairly calmly wrote in TROLLS. So those were errors 1 and 2. Error 3 was imagining that 31A: Cleanerbrand (D----) was a drain cleaner and writing in DRANO. This error was compounded, badly, by two more errors (4 and 5) in that NE corner. Off the terminal "H" I wrote in SLOTH at 9D: One of the seven deadly sins (WRATH), and then "confirmed" it by writing in ALGERIA at 16A: French locale of fierce W.W. I fighting (ARGONNE). But themer up there was transparent, and so even with three errors (!) in one corner, I got out of there without too much struggle. Only other screw-up was spelling SPECTER Britishly (49D: Spirit). I think of a CARAVAN as something that goes across the desert, not on vacation, so that was puzzling (42D: Vacation vehicle), but the rest was Tuesday-easy.

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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