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Reform Party pioneer / WED 3-11-15 / Unseen Cheers wife / Tom entirely Morse code / Aid provider since 1864 / Goes from Carndonagh to Skibbereen

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Constructor: David Steinberg

Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


THEME: RED CROSS (67A: Aid provider since 1864 … or a hint to this puzzle's circled squares) — RED things CROSS one another in the grid, five times

Theme answers:
  • MARS (3D: Twix maker) / RARE MEAT (17A: Something that's just not done at the dinner table?)
  • RADISH (18A: Salad bar item) / NAIL POLISH (12D: Purse item)
  • BRICK (31D: Adobe, e.g.) / CHILI (42A: Tailgate dish)
  • STRAWBERRY (29D: Kool-Aid flavor) / MERLOT (65A: Dark wine)
  • ROSE (62D: Stood) / RED CROSS 
Word of the Day: H. Ross PEROT (33D: Reform Party pioneer) —
Henry Ross Perot (/pəˈr/; born June 27, 1930) is an American businessman best known for being an independent presidential candidate in 1992 and 1996. Perot founded Electronic Data Systems (EDS) in 1962, sold the company to General Motors in 1984, and founded Perot Systems in 1988. Perot Systems was bought by Dell for $3.9 billion in 2009.
With an estimated net worth of about US$3.5 billion in 2012, he is ranked by Forbes as the 134th-richest person in the United States. (wikipedia)
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Hey, I recognize this puzzle. A couple years back, right after Hurricane Sandy, I put together a collection of puzzles to benefit the American Red Cross ("American Red Crosswords"… yeah, clever, I know), and David submitted this puzzle, or a version of it, but we'd already accepted one with a vaguely similar theme, so he, of course, generously made another puzzle for us. (You can read his story about this puzzle's journey to publication here). I was just reviewing that collection, and it was making me very nostalgic. So many big-time constructors … with Patrick Blindauer editing. We raised a nice chunk of change. The collection is still available. Just go here, follow the link to the American Red Cross, donate whatever you want, and then go back to our site and download the collection as a .pdf file. Print and solve! (You actually don't have to donate at all to get the puzzles, but … why would you do that?)


My only issue with the puzzle—and I'm not sure it's even an "issue," just an inconsistency that I notice—is that some of the things are inherently red, and some of the things *can* be red, if you want them to be. MERLOT *is* a red wine, but NAIL POLISH is only red … when it's red. Ditto ROSEs. RADISH, red. BRICK? Maybe. And one other odd thing—the theme cluing. Some are clued as non-red versions of the word (i.e. MARS is not clued as the red planet, but as the candy maker), or as different parts of speech altogether (e.g. ROSE is clued as a verb), while others are clued straight-up, as the red things the puzzle says they are (RARE MEAT, for instance). But "inconsistency" is just another way to say "variety." At least today it is.


Grid doesn't have much glitz outside the theme answers. I like seeing OPA LOCKA as a full answer (usually it shows up only as a way of cluing OPA, yuck). I also like the ATHEIST / IT'S A LIE symmetrical pairing near the center. RECIPE and TV TRAY go together nicely as well. Much of the rest of the grid is just basic short stuff. Mostly solid. Only DAHS made me wince a little. Some great cluing in this puzzle. See especially 45A: It might have a stirring part (RECIPE) and 8D: Top gear (HATS), Anyway, go get that "American Red Crosswords" collection for yourself if you haven't already. 24 specially commissioned puzzles by a wide range of top-notch constructors. Print it out, make a little book, give it to your aunt for St. Patrick's Day. Or something. Be creative.
    Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

    Inter European soccer powerhouse / THU 3-12-15 / Pearl S. Buck heroine / Ludd from whom Luddites got their name / Marvel supervillain Norman / British W.W. II plane / Heaven's vault studded with stars unutterably bright Shelley

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    Constructor: Ellen Leuschner and Jeff Chen

    Relative difficulty: Medium


    THEME: [FIRE] IN THE HOLE (54A: Warning before a detonation … and a hint to 16 of this puzzle's answers) — "holes" (represented by 2x2 black squares in the grid) stand in for the word FIRE in all the answers to which they are adjacent:

    Theme answers:
    • WILD FIRE
    • SPIT FIRE
    • FIRE LANE
    • FIRE ANTS
    • FIRE LIT
    • FIRE AXE
    • PLAYS WITH FIRE
    • GUN FIRE
    • MISFIRE
    • BONFIRE
    • FIREMAN
    • FIRE SALE
    • FIRE EXIT
    • OPEN FIRE
    • SURE FIRE
    Word of the Day: Norman OSBORN (47D: Marvel super villain Norman ___ a.k.a. the Green Goblin) —
    Norman Osborn is a fictional character, a supervillain who appears in the comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by writer Stan Lee and artist Steve Ditko, and first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man #14 (July 1964) as the original and most well-known incarnation of Green Goblin. Originally an amoralindustrialist head of Oscorp and Harry Osborn's father, he took a serum which enhanced his physical abilities and intellect but also drove him to insanity. He adopted a Halloween-themed appearance, dressing in a goblin costume, riding on a bat-shaped "Goblin Glider", and using an arsenal of high-tech weapons, notably grenade-like "Pumpkin Bombs", to terrorize New York City. He is one of Spider-Man's most persistent foes and archenemies, being responsible for numerous tragedies in Spider-Man's life (such as Gwen Stacy's death and the Clone Saga). However, he has also come into conflict with other superheroes in the Marvel Universe, and was the focus of the company-wide Dark Reign storyline as the original version of Iron Patriot.
    Norman Osborn was played by Willem Dafoe in the 2002 film Spider-Man, and is portrayed by Chris Cooper in the 2014 film The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
    In 2009, Norman Osborn was also ranked as IGN's 13th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time. (wikipedia)
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    Dense and dull. Also, those don't register as "holes" to me. Squares or boxes. The whole thing just lacked pizzazz. It's certainly well executed—very theme-dense, relatively clean. But once you get the "Fire" thing, the surrounding answers become very easy. Then there's this jarring contrast with the large, and largely theme-free, NW and SE corners. It was like solving two separate mini-puzzles, neither of which offered much in the way of excitement. Most of the resistance offered by this puzzle came early, when I couldn't get any traction in the NW (can't believe I forgot Kubrick did "LOLITA"…) (1A: 1962 Kubrick film), and then late, when I couldn't get the answers around the second "hole" to work because it never occurred to me that after the first "FIRE" block I'd see Yet Another "FIRE" block in the same puzzle. I was thinking maybe "Fire and Ice,""Fire and Rain," something. But no. Fire and Fire. In the Hole. And then ASLEW of stuff I could do without, like OLAN, ESS, YES YES, ERNE, ORS, ANODES, IOS, EBON, TUM, ASNER, STRADS, REHEARS (which, like HORSY, feels like a word that's missing an "E"…).


    Favorite answer, by far, is SEMI-SOFT (38D: Like Havarti cheese). All the other long answers seem dull, which is too bad, 'cause there are a decent number of them. I also liked some of the clues, such as 57A: Goes on Safari, say for BROWSES, or … no, looks like that's the only one I really like. The rest are fine, just not clever. Again, a solid puzzle, but workmanlike, without real character or sparkle.
      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

      1960s Borgnine sitcom title role / TUE 2-17-15 / Clock radio toggle switch / Skateboarder's challenge

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      Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



      THEME: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT" (22A: 2000 novelty hit … or a hint to the answers to the nine starred clues) — starred clues are words that are also dog breeds. Black squares at center of the grid form a dog profile (see 1A: Enemy of the pictured animal (CAT))

      Theme answers:
      • CHOW (1D: *Grub)
      • POM (11A: *Fruit juice brand)
      • BOXER (4D: *One working on a canvas?)
      • BLOODHOUND (53A: *Relentless pursuer)
      • HUSKY (66A: *Like Lauren Bacall's voice)
      • BEAGLE (10D: *Darwin's ship)
      • SETTER (34D: *Volleyball position)
      • PUG (56D: *___ nose)
      • POODLE (47D: *Kind of skirt or haircut)
      Word of the Day: POM 
      POM WonderfulLLC is a private company which sells an eponymous brand of beverages and fruit extracts. It was founded in 2002 by the billionaire industrial agriculture couple Stewart and Lynda Rae Resnick. Through Roll Global, their holding company, they are also affiliated with TelefloraFIJI Water, pesticide manufacturer Suterra, and Paramount Agribusiness. As a private company, POM Wonderful does not disclose its profits. In 2006, Newsweek has estimated that the company sales have increased from $12 million in 2003 to $91 million in that year. In recent years, the company has long been the subject of government prosecution due to its illegal marketing schemes. (wikipedia)
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      If Tuesday's not a disaster, I'm happy, so I'm happy. I mean, the fill is pretty bad all over the place (AMAH ORA OONA CRAT TYR ASA NTHS (?!!) ANEEL DONEE ORTO ENNE), and the "novelty song" in question is best left in the dustbin of history where it belongs, but I'm having trouble resisting the picture of the doggie. Apparently grid tricks are now good enough to placate me on a Tuesday. The dog breeds … well, there they are. Hither and yon. But the random placement of the dogs fits somewhat with the spirit of the puzzle. I mean, when you let the dogs out, they don't line up symmetrically in your yard. If they do … something deeply troubling is going on. I'd run. Fast.


      If you can't decide whether to READ TO OR TO SAY HI TO TOTO, why not do both. And hey, TOTO's a dog, so that's kind of a bonus answer, as is RCA (with that "His Master's Voice" dog) and TYR (63D: Norse god of war), who is "destined to kill and be killed by Garm, the hound dog of Hel" (wikipedia). Don't say you never learned anything from the Rex Parker blog. I'm chock full of canine-related information.

      [Sun ___ Moon]

      My time was pretty normal, despite the biggish white spaces in the E and W. The puzzle is oversized by a column (16x15), so I figure if my time was normal despite the puzzle's being beefier, the overall difficulty must be somewhat easier than normal. Your experience may vary according to whether or not you recognize the STREET as a [Curb's place]. I don't. I think of the STREET as curb-adjacent, just as Della STREET is Mason-adjacent. SAMOAN is an anagram of A MASON. I would READ TO you from a Perry Mason if I had one handy, but I don't. Nope, wait; I lied. I collect vintage paperbacks, so I am actually adjacent to scores of Perry Mason paperbacks as we speak. "The card was in Della Street's handwriting and said, 'C.B. CAME IN. GOT CHECK $100. LOTS OF VISITORS—OFFICIAL—WAITING.'" That's from The Case of the Cautious Coquette. There are other Perry Mason cases which involve dogs, I'm sure, although the only ones I can see without digging too far into my collection are ones involving a crying swallow, a fan-dancer's horse, and a caretaker's CAT—Bam! Full circle. 1-Across! Didn't think I was making it back to the puzzle, did you?

       Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

      P.S. you probably shouldn't have [Box up] as a clue when you've got BOXER in the grid. Probably.

      Mollycoddle Dwayne Johnson / WED 2-18-15 / Onetime Microsoft encyclopedia / Letters on Soyuz rockets / Baseball's oldest-ever rookie age 42 / tea party crasher of fiction / Weapon with bell guard

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      Relative difficulty: Medium



      THEME: SCRIPT THE FLIP — ___ THE ___ phrases where post-THE and pre-THE words switch places, resulting in HIGH-larity

      [NOTE: Been done. Better. Less than 4 years ago. In the NYT. I'm sure there's a great reason for this …]

      Theme answers:
      • BABY THE ROCK (17A: Mollycoddle Dwayne Johnson?)
      • BOOKS THE COOK (22A: Enters charges against a restaurant employee?)
      • QUESTION THE DUCK (36A: Try to find out what's what at a pond?)
      • BLAME THE BEAR (46A: Shift responsibility for some missing campsite food?)
      • DECK THE SWAB (56A: Kayo Popeye?)
      Word of the Day: STANDEE (23D: One who can't find a seat, say) —
      standee is a large self-standing display promoting a movie, product or event. They are typically made of cardboard, and may range from large self-standing posters to three-dimensional devices with moving parts and lights. (wikipedia) 
      [also … noun
      1. a person who stands, especially in a passenger vehicle when all the seats are occupied or at a performance or sporting event.] (google)
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      Pass. As in "I'll pass," not as in "I give this a passing grade," because I don't. This one has problems aplenty. First, you could do this theme forever, which means you could do this theme with far, far better theme answers than this. Second, while BOOKS THE COOK is actually the solidest reversed phrase of the bunch, that third-person "-S" really plays havoc with consistency. One thing that made this thing "Medium" instead of easy was That inconsistency—I had BOOK and immediately wrote in THE because … well, that's how all the other theme answers go. So, ding. Not ding as in "hey, good one," but ding as in "mark against you." OK, so third, and this is the biggie: these phrases are not at all good in their original form. "Rock the cradle" is a stand-alone, solid phrase. "Rock the baby"… is not. It's a verb phrase, sure, but it is not tight. "Cook the books"—tight. "Swab the deck"—solid. The others … yeah, not so much. QUESTION THE POPS, yup, that works. Duck? Here's what google thinks of that:



      Now, maybe if "Duck Dynasty" hadn't put out a stupid Christmas-themed book of some sort, the results would be different, but still, no "the question." It's a real phrase, it's just … not bam pow stick-the-landing real. And BLAME THE BEAR? Better to BLAME THE SHOULDER. Here's what Google thinks of "Bear the blame":


        Put the blame on Mame, or shoulder, or somewhere besides the bear. Google hates "rock the baby" most of all:


        OK, I'm surprised "cradle" and "vote" didn't come up there ("vote" actually did just come up right now, so maybe my Google is haunted), but still, BABY THE ROCK is just off. CRADLE THE ROCK is soooo good. Should've tried harder to make that (and all the others) work. Themers should be better, solider, funnier, etc. The only difficulty in this puzzle came from the theme answers being all wonky. Had QUESTION THE… and BLAME THE… and still couldn't close the deal, so the entire SE portion had to be opened up from within. Not hard. Just slower than solving might otherwise have been. Point isn't the time, though. Point is the miserable theme answers.


        Fill is boring and not good, but that's not news.

        VOID THE FILL!
          Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

          Chinese-American fashion icon / THU 2-19-15 / Game of Thrones patriarch Stark / Archaeological site along Nile / Silent Spring topic for short / Pacific port from which Amelia Earhart left on her last fatal flight / City that supplied granite for Egyptian monuments

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          Relative difficulty: Medium



          THEME: LOOPS (51A: What the paths of three answers in this puzzle include) — three answers go up in a loop (signified by circled squares) before returning to the answers' original plane of existence:

          Theme answers:
          • PAPER AIRPLANE (26A: Classroom projectile)
          • ROLLER COASTER (60A: Theme park part)
          • SHOELACE (62A: It may be on the tip of the tongue)
          Word of the Day: OCTAVO (52D: Book size) —
          noun
          1. a size of book page that results from the folding of each printed sheet into eight leaves (sixteen pages).
            • a book of octavo size. 
              plural noun: octavos (google)
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          This puzzle does what most PAPER AIRPLANEs actually do—kind of fly off weakly and then nosedive or hit the dog in the ass or something else similarly unceremonious and unimpressive. There's just three themers, first of all, so there's not a lot to admire, even if the concept itself were admirable—which, in a way, it is. It's kooky fun. It's just … PAPER AIRPLANEs mostly don't loop, and a SHOELACE is not ever "on the tip of the tongue" [of the shoe]. Look at the tip of your shoe's tongue—go ahead, I'll wait. [hums "I Love You, Honeybear" while he waits for you…]. OK, see? The tip is sticking up there all proud and SHOELACE-free. The laces are on the tongue, over the tongue, for sure, but not "on the tip." No sir. Then there's the biggest problem: PAPER AIRPLANE—or, rather, PAIRPLANE, which is the answer you get in the Across. That … is nonsense. The other theme answers give you non-nonsense: a SHOE is a thing, a ROASTER is a thing. A PAIRPLANE is gibberish. So theme idea is cool, but execution is weak and wobbly. Add a loop answer, clean up the cluing, and then maybe. It's a hard theme to pull off because you have to depart from *and return to* a letter in the answer (i.e. the lowest answer in the 'loop' gets used twice). But if you can't do it right, then just don't do it.

          ["Everything is doomed / And nothing will be spared / But I love you, Honey Bear…"]

          The fill here is average, maybe slightly better than average. Fewer wince-y moments than I've become used to, of late (LAE, as always, is The Worst thing in whatever grid it's in; today, it's just below AWW). WENT COLD, FIRE AWAY, DOTCOM, BITCOIN, GOES BAD, NAUSEATE, ATYPICAL… I like all of those. ANNA SUI I'm cool on (27D: Chinese-American fashion icon). In her full-name form, she's pretty fresh fill. But her name always makes me think "crutch fill." All the common letters and vowels … I don't know, I just can't get excited. It's like AMARNA. Valid, but crutchy. I like R. CRUMB, though (50D: "Keep in Truckin'" cartoonist). Hell, I'm teaching R. CRUMB next week. Double hell, I ordered a collection of his comics just today (as a reward to myself for refraining from buying the $350 Complete Zap Comix Box Set, which I may still cave in and buy… someday). He's one of the greatest cartoonists of all time, even if his work has a real capacity to NAUSEATE, at times.


          TAE BO is not an [Exercise option] unless it's 1997.

          See you tomorrow.

          Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

          Glassmaker's oven / FRI 2-20-15 / Orphan in Byron's Don Juan / Island due south of Livorno / Sporter of eagle insignia / Cousin of contrabass / Man's name meaning manly / Story of building in France / Dagger of yore / Mysterious figure in I am walrus

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          Relative difficulty: Medium



          THEME: THEME— DESCRIPTION

          Word of the Day: LEHR (55A: Glassmaker's oven) —
          lehr is a temperature-controlled kiln for annealing objects made of glass. The name derives from the German verb lehren meaning to teach and is cognate with the English lere also meaning to learn or acquire knowledge of (something).
          Rapid cooling of molten glass generates an uneven temperature distribution in the body of the glass which results in mechanical stress sufficient to cause cracking before the object has reached ambient temperature, or to result in susceptibility to cracking in later use, often resulting from thermal shock. To prevent this, objects manufactured from molten glass are annealed by cooling gradually in a lehr from a temperature just below the solidification point of the glass. Anneal cooling rate depends on the thickness of the glass, and can range from several tens of degrees Celsius per hour for thin sections to a fraction of a degree Celsius per hour for thick slabs or castings.
          In glass manufacture, a lehr is typically a long kiln with a temperature gradient from end to end, through which newly made glass objects such as glasses or vases are transported on a conveyor belt. However, the same effect can be obtained in a small kiln by controlling the cooling rate with an electronic temperature controller. (wikipedia)
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          Overall quality of the grid is not bad but I do not understand, and I mean do Not understand, how you do this pseudo-theme thing where you link two long answers in the NW … and the SE … and the SW … and … that's it. You just leave the NE hanging? What the hell is that? Are you doing the Thing or are you not doing the Thing? What a weird, oddly maimed concept. I also don't understand how you go to press with -EOUS in your grid. That is quite possibly the single worst suffix in the history of crossword answers. Look at it. Go on. Jeez louise. Wow. It hurts. It makes ADES look like ZYZZYVA, that answer. Horrific. Most of the other terrible fill is neatly contained and harmless. SNEE and OLIOS cause very little discomfort. ETAGE is mostly BENI(g)N. And I had a pretty good (toughish) time puzzling out the double-stacked answers in the NW and SE. I'd say that overall I actually enjoyed this. It's just flawed in slightly maddening ways. Between BIG-BREASTED (1A: Buxom) and the Bond girl (ANYA), the puzzle feels slightly leering . . . and I'm almost 100% certain the original clue on 13D was different. In a way that relates to the leeringness I'm talking about. But it's certainly not offensive so I'll try to ACT NORMAL.


          I like APPLEID (45A: Need for an iTunes Store account) even though it looks like a typo of "applied." I forgot LEHR was a thing, so that was awkward. Four-letter ovens … let's see, I've got KILN, and … OAST and … I'm out. My giggles sound more HEEHEE or TEEHEE than HEHE (?), but I think that's some kind of industry-accepted variation. Considered TEHE but LETR seemed pretty wrong. I had Steve Jobs at YALE and BARD before I placed him correctly at REED. I also had [HuffPo's parent] as NYT (?) before AOL. I am having a hard time accepting SAME-AGE as an adjective (that is, as it is clued) (40A: Like George W. Bush vis-à-vis Sylvester Stallone). But they really are the same age—exactly, not just roughly (7/6/46). It's weird to me how confident I was in IDAHO as the answer to 51D: Home to Shoshone Falls. My mom grew up in IDAHO, and my grandma still lives there, so maybe the name just sunk in somewhere along the line—I can't tell you where it is, or what it's near, or anything. But at five letters, I plunked IDAHO down immediately.  If you don't know the word PELOTA you should learn the word PELOTA because that thing will come back at you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
            Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

            Tasseled topper / FRI 3-13-15 / Japanese zithers / 2008 crossover hit for country duo Sugarland / Holiday cakes with swirls / Face reddener / Ninth-century invaders of Easy Anglia / Home to marine megapark Oceanopolis / Reuner in New Haven / River draining Lake Superior

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            Relative difficulty: Tedium



            THEME: no

            Word of the Day: TARBOOSH (15A: Tasseled topper) —
            noun
            1. a man's cap similar to a fez, typically of red felt with a tassel at the top. (google)
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            As Charlie Brown would say, *sigh*. There's nothing here. I don't get how something this dull gets accepted. I'll give you OUT OF THE BLUE (27A: Unexpectedly) and LOOSE LIPS (12D: Tendency to be indiscreet), which are fine. Not dazzling, not fascinating, not eye-popping, but totally respectable. But then what? What else is there? REAR AREA? HAS A SHOT? IMAGED? This is sauce of an astonishingly weak vintage. It's more tedious than terrible. Nothing's gonna make you angry, but the cumulative mediocrity should make you angry. Or at least mildly disappointed. ITALO BREST DOD OST KOTOS ELI ARAG (!?) APSES IPO DEEDEE ASSAY ESA AMASS YLEM INASENSE ETRADE ONSALE AREOLA. I don't really hate any of that, but it's a serious onslaught of boring and/or undesirable fill. The cluing kept things reasonably tough, respectively Fridayish, difficulty-wise, but the content … I don't know whose idea of a good time this is, but it isn't mine.


            What is a "Sugarland"? "ALL I WANT TO DO" was easy enough to get, but hardly seems famous enough to be a marquee Friday entry. In 2015. It hit #18. In 2008. You know what was big: "ALL I WANNA DO" by Sheryl Crow. That hit #1. In 1994. It's so much more popular than "ALL I WANT TO DO" that when you type in "ALL I WANT TO DO…" this is what google suggests:


            That first suggestion isn't even how the Sheryl Crow song is spelled, and google *still* wants the Sheryl Crow song (that first result is the first line of the chorus of the Crow song, in case you didn't know). If you're gonna go with a pop culture blast across the bow of a Friday, make it singular, interesting, definitive … not some #18 song that sounds like a much more famous song. Hell, "OUT OF THE BLUE" is a more famous song than "ALL I [queen's English] WANT TO DO"

            [#3 in 1988!]

            The end.
              Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

              1990s TV cartoon produced by Steven Spielberg / SAT 3-14-15 / Diamond Trucks bygone company / Subject of Hoyle treatise / Text interpreting technology used with PDFs / Online heads-up / Hip-hop's Kendrick / Art of sly wit

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              Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



              THEME: none

              Word of the Day: SHAMWOW (35A: Infomercial product said to hold 12 times its weight in liquid) —

              Noun[edit]

              ShamWow
              1. (trademark) A brand of absorbent cloth  [quotations ▲]
                • 2009, John C Bieber, Angels‎
                  You might as well buy a couple of ShamWows and least you get your money's worth.
                • 2010, Scott Adams, Dilbert comic strip "Use this Shamwow to absorb someone else's soul while you suck on the other end" [1]
                • 2009, G. B. Trudeau My Shorts R Bunching. Thoughts?: The Tweets of Roland Hedley‎ - Page 25 "From now on, will soak up her briefings like Shamwow"
                • 2008, Jeff Zahratka, Sweepers Sweepers Man Your Brooms: An Enlisted Man's Story‎ - Page 167 'He had sincere ambition, and he would soak up information like a "ShamWOW" sponge.' (wiktionary)
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              Wow. If you want to understand why I found yesterday's puzzle so disappointing, just look at this one. *This* is what I expect NYT themeless puzzles to be: brimming with current, vibrant, interesting fill. MONEY TALKS, and this puzzle is money. It's definitely heavy on the pop culture (singers, movies, commercial products, whatever the BAHA MEN are, etc.), but it wasn't terribly obscure. In fact, I'd guess "ANIMANIACS" is the only proper noun that was legitimately obscure to a good chunk of the NYT solving set (15A: 1990s TV cartoon produced by Steven Spielberg). But it's not obscure. I've seen articles on it in my social media timeline recently, and I'm not sure why. Let me check. Hmmm, looks like Denver Comic Con will be hosting an "ANIMANIACS" celebration with the original cast in May. Maybe that's what I saw. Anyway, that show ran '93-'98, so if you were a grown person by then, you might've missed it. I was an only-partially grown 20-something, so I knew it. In fact, it was part of my opening gambit, which was super-strange: I can't remember ever opening a Saturday by getting two long, adjacent answers, one after the other, with no help from crosses. And yet … this:


              I was semi-stunned when those answers ended up being right. It's true the puzzle was right in my knowledge sweet spot, but it's also just objectively better than yesterday's puzzle. Freshness, greater. Cleanness, greater. Even its abbrevs. are greater, in the sense that they are current and not TIRED. Loved seeing NSFW (Not Suitable For Work) in the grid, and I've known what OCR (Optical Character Recognition) is since the time "ANIMANIACS" was on the air—another nice, digital-age abbr. Well, maybe not "nice"—I wouldn't call OCR"good" fill. But insofar as I haven't seen it a million times and it is younger than the dinosaurs, I like it fine.


              I was really disappointed in the TAYLOR SWIFT clue (5D: Singer/songwriter whose name anagrams to ART OF SLY WIT), in that there are infinite ways to clue her and you go with an inapt anagram? Anagram? She's the most famous pop singer in the world right now and you think we need an *anagram* to help us out? Bah. Also probably wouldn't've crossed EATEN (ALIVE) and ATE (IT) if I could've helped it (ditto WOODSMAN and BAHA MEN), but that seems a pretty minor issue. I liked seeing FIST because it reminded me of the Loretta Lynn song "FIST City" (which features prominently in the movie "Coal Miner's Daughter," which I watched earlier this evening).


              Didn't run into many snags today. Had HUNTSMAN and GAMESMAN (!?) before WOODSMAN (14D: Savior of Little Red Riding Hood), and that NE corner (consequently) was the toughest of the lot for me (still not tough). Favorite corner was probably the SW, with its WHAC-A-MOLE and HARRUMPHS. I had weirdly joked earlier this week about "whackamole" (sp.) being a word for bad guacamole, and then bam, I run straight into the dang thing. I told you this puzzle and I were on the same wavelength. The one thing I did not understand, though, was the clue on OMAN (23A: It's found on the toe of a boot). It was only after I was done, and after I'd searched [define oman shoes] that I realized "Oh … it's the Arabian Peninsula that's the 'boot.' I thought only Italy got to be the 'boot'? Oh well, live and learn (about boots)."
                Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                Japanese porcelain / SUN 3-15-15 / Belligerent in Britspeak / Lucy star in tabloids / Long unbroken take in film lingo / Quechuan hello / Legendary weeper / Sleipnir's master in myth / Like light that causes chemical change

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                Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


                THEME:"Making Connections"— "IN" is added to beginning of familiar names & phrases, creating wacky phrases, which are clued "?"-style. Whole theme tied together by 117A: Popular website whose name is a hint to this puzzle's theme (LINKEDIN)

                Theme answers:
                • INLET LIE (23A: "You can never moor a boat here"?)
                • INSURE ENOUGH (24A: Provide sufficient coverage from risk?)
                • INFIDEL CASTRO (39A: Atheistic Cuban leader?)
                • INBOX SEATS (46A: Desk chairs?)
                • INCAN OPENER (60A: Quechuan "hello"?)
                • INJURY TAMPERING (67A: Removing a Band-Aid too early?)
                • INFIELD GOAL (74A: Covering first, second and third base?)
                • INDUCT TAPE (91A: Add to the Video Clip Hall of Fame?)
                • INTAKE CONTROL (97A: Diet?)
                • INFANCY PANTS (112A: Diapers?)
                Word of the Day: IMARI (39D: Japanese porcelain) —
                Imari porcelain (伊万里焼) is the name for Japanese porcelain wares made in the town of Arita, in the former Hizen Province, northwestern Kyūshū. They were exported to Europe extensively from the port of Imari, Saga, between the second half of the 17th century and the first half of the 18th century. The Japanese as well as Europeans called them Imari. In Japanese, these porcelains are also known as Arita-yaki (有田焼). Imari or Arita porcelain has been continously produced up through the present day. (wikipedia)
                • • •

                I don't have any problem with an ultra-simple concept like this, but a. it should yield really entertaining results, and these were just OK, and b. it should not be so predictably repetitive. Quickly became clear that I could stick "IN-" at the beginning of every theme answer, which gave away info about the crosses (obviously) as well as info about the theme answers. The IN- addition just doesn't change things enough to give the resulting themers a truly wacky jolt most of the time. INFIELD GOAL practically sounds like a real thing. Same with INTAKE CONTROL. And INSURE ENOUGH *is* a real thing. The only one of the themes that made me go "Good one" was INFANCY PANTS. The "IN-" addition really makes that base answer swerve—you get a pronunciation change, and, well, there's not much that's "fancy" about "diapers," so you get a tonal shift as well. Good one. The rest I mostly shrugged at.


                Fill-wise, this is probably above average, in that it's mostly average, with some great spots. Love this section:


                 I love the clue on HYPHEN (101A: Jack-in-the-box part) for its great misdirection, and I love the word PUSHBACK (84D: Resistance), which is dynamic and vernacular and feels quite fresh. I also adore SCARJO (no HYPHEN) because it's dead-on and dead awesome (it's short for Scarlett Johansson, which you probably knew or guessed by now) (102A: "Lucy" star, in tabloids). As with yesterday's OCR and (esp.) NSFW, I love when shortenings are very much in-the-current-language. I recently posted/shared on my Facebook page a link referring to this potentially great new clue for (otherwise ridiculous) ONER, and looky here (14D: Long, unbroken take, in film lingo). What a coincidence. Cool. I also love the clue on adjacentCERTS (13D: Roll by a cashier), largely because I *hated* it (had CENTS, then got CERTS and thought it was short for "certificates" and then thought "that is bull*%&t…") but then I got it. It's CERTS the breath mint. Two mints in one. Its by a cashier in that it's in the checkout aisle of your supermarket or drugstore. Probably. The best kind of surprise is when awareness of your own ignorance slaps you in the face, and you can't help but go, "yeah … good one."

                 
                The Spielberg Oner - One Scene, One Shot from Tony Zhou on Vimeo.

                One little but major issue with a certain crossing: namely, IMARI / A FLAT.


                Dan's a professional pianist, so the "A" in A FLAT is probably a no-brainer for him (48A: Most common key of Chopin's piano pieces), but for many of us less musically inclined people, that letter is a crap shoot. It's A or B or C or D or E or F or G and who knows, so you wait for the cross. But the cross is this obscure piece of crosswordese, IMARI (39D: Japanese porcelain). That "A" was a flat-out guess, as I'm certain it will be for many if not most solvers. Now, IMARI was the only thing that sounded Japanese, but … I'm not even sure what that means. IMERI and IMBRI seem at least remotely plausible. The problem is that you have exotic crosswordese and can't really *confirm* it in the cross. Boo + hiss.
                  Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                  Hatrack piece / MON 3-16-15 / Sunday liquor prohibition / Every West Point graduate until 1980 / Big-mouthed pitchers / Venomous Nile dwellers / 1995 crime caper based on Elmore Leonard novel

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                  Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging (**for a Monday**) (completion time: 3:01)



                  THEME: SMALL TALK (66A: Chitchat … or an apt title for this puzzle?) — two-word phrases where one of the words is slang for a small person:

                  Theme answers:
                  • SQUIRT GUN (17A: Toy in a water fight)
                  • FRIED SHRIMP (25A: Crispy seafood dish)
                  • GET SHORTY (39A: 1995 crime caper based on an Elmore Leonard novel)
                  • PEE WEE REESE (56A: Hall-of-Fame Dodger nicknamed "The Little Colonel")
                  Word of the Day: TRISHA Yearwood (52D: Yearwood of country music) —
                  Patricia Lynn "Trisha" Yearwood (born September 19, 1964) is an American singer, author, and actress. She is known for her ballads about vulnerable young women from a female perspective that have been described by some music critics as "strong" and "confident". Yearwood is a member of the Grand Ole Opry and was inducted into the Georgia Music Hall of Fame in 2000.
                  Yearwood rose to fame in 1991 with her debut single "She's in Love with the Boy", which became her first No. 1 single and was featured on her self-titled debut album. Yearwood has continued to find success and widespread critical acclaim, releasing a further 10 studio albums, which have spawned eight more No. 1 singles and 20 top-10 hits combined, including "Walkaway Joe", "The Song Remembers When", "Thinkin' About You", "I'll Still Love You More", and "I Would've Loved You Anyway". In 1997, Yearwood recorded the song "How Do I Live" for the soundtrack of the movie Con Air. It became her signature song, achieving high positions and sales worldwide, and won her a Grammy Award. She has also recorded successful duets with her husband, country singer Garth Brooks, including "In Another's Eyes", which won the couple a Grammy Award.
                  Yearwood has sold more than 15 million albums worldwide, and has won three Grammy Awards, three Country Music Association Awards, two Academy of Country Music Awards, an American Music Award, and a Pollstar Industry Award for touring. Aside from her success in music, Yearwood has also ventured into writing, releasing three successful cookbooks, which earned her the status of two-time New York Times best-selling author. Since April 2012, Yearwood has hosted a culinary series on Food Network titled Trisha's Southern Kitchen, for which she has won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Culinary Program. (wikipedia)

                  • • •

                  This was pretty nice. Much more interesting than your average Monday grid, but still Monday-easy. My time was up above average, due largely to the multiple passes it took me to get into the large, open corners, as well as some general blanking and initial wrongness. I couldn't even process what [Hatrack piece] meant. "Piece" had me thinking GUN or GAT, but that makes no sense (I don't think) with "Hatrack." Anyway, "piece" just meant "piece." A piece of a hatrack. I didn't now hatracks (my autocorrect wants "hayracks") came in pieces. This all to say that PEG, it did not come (back) to me. For a while. And I had -MAN and wrote in NAVY- even as I knew that was wrong (12D: Every West Point graduate until 1980). It was just the first thing that came into my head and my brain was like "go for it, man." Stupid brain. NEIL v. NEAL took me a second, -TALK too me many seconds longer, and WAVER… that thing wouldn't budge til I hacked it apart with crosses. I wanted WEAVE and then I just blanked. Still, done pretty quickly.


                  So, theme works fine. Grid design is weird, but in a good way. Substantial corners, which made the grid feel lower word-count than it was. The center is super-choppy, which drives the word count way up. Ends up at the 78 max. It's an interesting design choice, driving more of the black squares toward the middle in order to open up the corners. I like the results. There's some old school crosswordese in here (ORA, TOSSPOT), but nothing outrageous. Enjoyable.
                    Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                    Italian city near Slovenian border / SAT 2-21-15 / Allegorical painting from Picasso's Blue Period / Animated character who's five apples tall / Truth in engineering sloganeer / Former Miss America who ran for US Senate in 1980 / New Year's Eve ball-drop commentator / Ark finder familiarly / Widen as gun barrel / Power has to be insecure to be responsive

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                    Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging


                    THEME: none

                    Word of the Day: UDINE (46D: Italian city near the Slovenian border) —
                    Udine […] FriulianUdinSloveneVidemGermanWeidenLatinUtinum) is a city and comune in northeastern Italy, in the middle of the Friuli-Venezia Giulia region, between the Adriatic Sea and the Alps (Alpi Carniche), less than 40 kilometers (25 miles) from the Slovenianborder. Its population was 100,514 in 2012, and that of its urban area was 176,000. (wikipedia)
                    • • •

                    This is pretty high-grade stuff from my favorite co-constructing team, but I struggled more than I normally do with their puzzles, and while most of this struggle had a good payoff, there were some rough edges, and perhaps somewhat more pure trivia than I normally like—which is, I guess, another way of saying there were a lot of proper nouns from the realm of entertainment that were clued in either a straight trivia sort of way (see KAREL, 58A: Reisz who directed "The French Lieutenant's Woman") or were clued in a way that made no real sense even after the answer became clear (see HELLO KITTY, 39A: Animated character who's five apples tall). In this group I'd also throw Anastasia STEELE, Jule STYNE, Carson DALY, and "I'M TOO SEXY" and Bess MYERSON—that "Y" was the last thing into the grid, despite the fact that Ms. MYERSON (21D: Former Miss America who ran for the U.S. Senate in 1980) died recently and I'd read the obit and everything… her name just did not come to me at all. And that clue for SYN! (24A: Loads, for many: Abbr.) Great, great stuff; saved me from being annoyed at not having remembered MYERSON. I don't include INDY or RALPH NADER or ROSA PARKS in the list of trivia answers because there's at least some misdirection / cleverness w/ the INDY clue, and the RALPH NADER clue gives us a quote from which we can infer the answer (I actually got it off just the -PH-), and the ROSA PARKS clue was the closest thing to a flat-out gimme this puzzle had (31D: She wouldn't take an affront sitting down).


                    The RHOMB / KAREL / STYNE stack made me frown a bit. But I realize now I'm most just annoyed at KAREL. Which is a name. One might have. The name-on-name action there is mildly annoying. But it's holding all the beautiful Downs in place, and all crosses are more than fair. Less pretty, I thought, was the UDINE section. Well, just UDINE. I mean, an UDINE-free puzzle would've made me very happy. U-DINE sounds like some latter day automat. That city is not big enough to be puzzle-worthy. It's "urban area" is half as populous as my "urban area," and if you could see my "urban area," you'd see how nuts it is that something that small and noteworthy primarily for its Slovenia-adjacentness is allowed to be in the grid. Throw in the fact that I wanted HYPERLINK—not HYPERTEXT (61A: It connects two pages)—and then LESE and SCH and DALY/DALE, and that SE corner made me something less than happy.


                    Tough start in the NW because back ends of Acrosses were easy, but they were no help with the front ends. Eventually figured out it was LATE TEENS for Nancy Drew, and that + CIA got me CLOCK, and I came out of there semi-triumphant:


                    Went from there into the SW, and then into the center where I got stalled. Had to reboot in SE. Wanted PSALTER for 40D: Prie-dieu feature (KNEELER). Pretty sure I'm the only one in the country who wanted that. Totally guessed LESE (what else was it going to be?), and ATOP, and finally DALY came to me (after I'd been through "… who's that guy? … Gloria Vanderbilt's son … Anderson Cooper! Nope, it's not him. What about the generic guy who hosts everything, from "American Idol"… Seacrest! Nope. Damn it. Oh, oh, it's the guy who used to do "TRL" on MTV and then got his own late-night show for a bit … o man … what is his name!? …"). And then once I worked out that UDINE nonsense, I was good.


                    Since I was blocked at the SYN / MYERSON intersection, I was worried I wasn't going to get into the NE very easily, as I'd have to come at it from underneath. But I guessed OGRE (34A: Brute) and SICS (30A: Unleashes (on)) and that was really all it took. I went from this:


                    … to done in like 20 seconds.
                      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                      Painter Uccello / SUN 2-22-15 / Four-legged orphans / Comic actress Catherine / Physicist Rutherford / Finnish outbuilding / City of Light creator at 1893 World's Fair / Greenlandic speaker / start crowding the crotch / Team with mascot named Orbit

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                      Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



                      THEME:"Flip-Flops"— overlapping theme answers have letter strings that sit atop one another (signified by circled squares), and they flip-flop, i.e. the top letter string goes "down" and the bottom letter string goes "up"; the letters in these strings are clued by clues appended to each theme clue, such that the letter string makes sense as a free-standing answer if you supply the "down" or the "up" (respectively). Thus SALIERI over TENDER-HEARTED becomes, in the grid, SAENDRI over TLIEER-HEARTED because END has gone "up" and LIE has gone "down"—with END [UP] and LIE [DOWN] clued by the bracketed clues at the ends of their respective theme clues (in this case [finally become] and [go to bed]). Whole thing tied together by central answer: 65A: What each group of circled words in this puzzle does (GOES UP AND DOWN)

                      Theme answers:

                      • SAENDRI (23A: Narrator of "Amadeus" [go to bed])
                      • TLIEERHEARTED (26A: Compassionate [finally become])
                      • RECATCHAS (21A: Turnpike turnoffs [intimidate, in a way])
                      • PURINASTAREOW (24A: Pet food brand [recover lost ground])
                      • ELACTPAD (45A: Skateboarder's safety item [salaam])
                      • STALBOWITE (53A: Point at the ceiling? [misbehave])
                      • ARUNUS (51A: Goodbyes [abate])
                      • BDIEETTE (55A: She's not light-headed [amass])
                      • WARIDEPAPER (85A: Office trash [resign])
                      • STSTEPNT (90A: Loud and harsh [start crowding the crotch])
                      • PRIMUSEG (83A: Activity done in front of a mirror [clearly define])
                      • NAPINA (89A: Upset stomach [consume])
                      • SCROPMOUNTAIN (114A: Granite dome in Georgia [moderate])
                      • ATONEEOLIS (119A: Athens landmark [arise])
                      • SELFRESTANTET (109A: Control of one's actions [fall in great quantities])
                      • BRAINRS (117A: Converses à la Tracy and Hepburn [pay in advance])


                      Word of the Day: PAOLO Uccello (17D: Painter Uccello) —
                      Paolo Uccello (Italian pronunciation: [ˈpaːolo utˈtʃɛlo]; 1397 – 10 December 1475), born Paolo di Dono, was an Italian painter and a mathematician who was notable for his pioneering work on visual perspective in art. Giorgio Vasari in his book Lives of the Artistswrote that Uccello was obsessed by his interest in perspective and would stay up all night in his study trying to grasp the exact vanishing point. He used perspective in order to create a feeling of depth in his paintings and not, as his contemporaries, to narrate different or succeeding stories. His best known works are the three paintings representing the battle of San Romano (for a long time these were wrongly entitled the "Battle of Sant' Egidio of 1416").
                      Paolo worked in the Late Gothic tradition, and emphasized colour and pageantry rather than the Classical realism that other artists were pioneering. His style is best described as idiosyncratic, and he left no school of followers. He has had some influence on twentieth-century art and literary criticism (e.g., in the "Vies imaginaires" by Marcel Schwob, "Uccello le poil" by Antonin Artaud and "O Mundo Como Ideia" by Bruno Tolentino). (wikipedia)
                      • • •

                      This was way harder to describe than it was to grasp. I could see very quickly that the letter strings had swapped places, but I didn't get the relationship to the appended, bracketed clues until I got to this point:


                      Aha, STARE "down"! So … CATCH "up"! Then I looked back at the NW and there it was: END "up" / LIE "down." After that, this thing was a cake walk. I had exactly two places where I encountered resistance: in and around TWIT (which I only ever use in noun form) (38A: Ridicule) and at the DOGIES / DANA crosses (don't know DANA, forgot "motherless or neglected *calves*" were called DOGIES—was wondering who allowed this horrible perversion of "doggies" into the grid…) (80A: Four-legged orphans / 80D: Writer Richard Henry ___). Thought the relocation of those letter strings throughout the grid would at least put some speed bumps into the solving, but the themers were often long enough to give me enough information to get the right answer before I even dealt with the circled parts, and since the Downs all worked normally, I could often just drive Downs through the circles and the themers would jump right out.


                      Despite the apparent presence of nonsense in the grid (i.e. BDIEETTE = !?!?), the fact that I can just look "up" or "down" where appropriate and have the answer work out means that I am not as bothered by this as I might otherwise be. My only issue with this puzzle is that the fill wasn't more interesting—there's not much great, marquee fill. I like the conceit, and the grid is Berry-clean, but I rarely went "ooh, good one" in my head. ELBOW PAD / STALACTITE was probably the nicest long pairing. The rest were just OK—they were answers that worked. This puzzle wasn't about dazzling fill; it was about a pretty neat idea, nicely executed. Wish it had more bite, but I'll take smart and clean any day. And dense. I left out dense. There's Soooo much theme here. Pretty impressive.


                      Bullets:
                      • 33D: "Taxi" character Elaine (NARDO) — at first I just saw "Elaine" and thought "… well, it's BENES … why don't these crosses work?" Then I thought PARDO. You could pretty much feel the hamsters in my brain spinning away.
                      • 11D: Physicist Rutherford after whom rutherfordium is named (ERNEST)— oh, *that* physicist Rutherford. Gotcha. 
                      • 37D: Estrangement (RIFT) — have we seen "Oculus RIFT" yet? If not, we will… 

                      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                      Gossip spreader / MON 2-23-15 / Pilgrim to Mecca / Sidling sea creature / Groundbreaking admission from Ellen in 1997 sitcom / Facility with treadmills yoga mats

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                      Relative difficulty: Easy


                      THEME: LEAVE A BAD TASTE (53A: Not sit well … or what eating 20-, 32- or 41-Across might do) — stuff that's rotten, sour, and bitter:

                      Theme answers:
                      • ROTTEN TOMATOES (20A: Online aggregator of movie reviews)
                      • SOUR GRAPES (32A: Fox's feeling in an Aesop fable)
                      • BITTER PILL (41A: Hard-to-accept consequence)
                      Word of the Day: MEGAN Fox (17A: Actress Fox of the "Transformers" movies) —
                      Megan Denise Fox (born May 16, 1986) is an American actress and model. She began her acting career in 2001, with several minor television and film roles, and played a regular role on the Hope & Faith television sitcom. In 2004, she made her film debut with a role in the teen comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. In 2007, she co-starred as Mikaela Banes, the love interest of Shia LaBeouf's character, in the blockbuster action film Transformers, which became her breakout role. Fox reprised her role in the 2009 sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Later in 2009, she starred as the eponymous lead in the black comedy horror film Jennifer's Body. Fox is also considered one of the modern female sex symbols and has appeared in magazines such as MaximRolling Stone and FHM. (wikipedia)
                      • • •


                      Well you don't "eat" pills, you take them, so [sad video game death noise] Game Over. Thanks for playing. Also, presumably ROTTEN TOMATOES and SOUR GRAPES just taste bad. Like, up front. "Leaving" is irrelevant. The themers do have a few interesting things about them. They are all metaphors … well, not ROTTEN TOMATOES … so maybe I take back the "interesting" part. Actually, one interesting thing = 14s. You don't see 14s very often. They're notoriously annoying to handle, grid-construction wise. You pretty much have to do what Joel's done here: run black squares under/over the short end of the answer and/or run multiple long Downs through that same short end. That lone black square on the end of a 14 really is more of a nuisance than it seems. But, of course, as "interesting" things go, 14s qualify only if you are a constructor. It's a wonky thing to notice. Most people won't. They'll probably notice the anomalousness of BITTER PILL, or the anomalousness of ROTTEN TOMATOES, or the overall decent fill quality, or the sad semi-redundancy of ART MUSEUM, or the boringness and tenuous legitimacy of STATE DEBT, or the unexpected zippiness of short stuff like "OH, YOU" and "I'M GAY!" But 14s—unlikely.


                      I did this puzzle in under 2:30 while under the considerably influence of whiskey, so … it really Really must've been easy. I have to go pretend to care about the Oscars until I fall asleep well before they're over. Enjoy your February 23rd.


                      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                      Anthony's former partner in radio / TUE 2-24-15 / River that flows from Bernese Alps / Element between chromium iron on periodic table / Jay Garage car enthusiast's website / Destructive 2011 East Coast hurricane / Syllable repeated after fiddle / Resembling quiche

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                      Relative difficulty: Medium


                      THEME: [Shades of Grey?] — this is the clue for three completely nonsensical answers:

                      Theme answers:
                      • EARL'S SUNGLASSES
                      • LADY JANE'S BLINDS
                      • ZANE'S LAMP COVERS
                      Word of the Day: AMBULANT (38D: Able to walk) —
                      adjective
                      MEDICINE
                      1. (of a patient) able to walk around; not confined to bed. (google)
                      • • •

                      This is what we in the business call "Tuesday being Tuesday." Actually, I made that up, but that *is* what's happening. This puzzle lost me fast. Had me looking at it sideways before I ever left the NW, and was dead to me almost immediately thereafter—and that was *before* I got to the icky, ridiculous theme. Here's where I parted ways for good with this thing (I actually stopped to take a picture—this never happens on early-week puzzles, but my reaction was so certain and dramatic, I thought, "Why not capture the moment!?"):

                      [PIELIKE???]

                      It was bad enough when I had to change ENDOW (a reasonable word that people use) to ENDUE (ew), but then to have to see encounter its near-duplicate (UNDUE) so soon afterward? Ugh. When the next "word" I got was the loathsome, lazy DAN'L, I stopped caring right there. By the time I got the theme, I was just shaking my head wondering how this got accepted. Is it supposed to be topical? Ironic? You know EARL's not his first name, right? Right? I mean, the whole theme is broken, but at least LADY JANE'S BLINDS has "Jane" in it, to make a kind of sense. EARL'S SUNGLASSES!? Earl is a title, not a first name. I … why am I even explaining this? Fill is poor, theme is ridiculous and plays off of pop culture phenomenon that even smirking and irony can't redeem. If you wanna teehee (tehe?) over your socially acceptable fake-porn, go right ahead, but dear lord keep that crap out of my puzzle, please. The fact that I even have to hear about the existence of that stupid movie is enough. More than enough. This puzzle crosses YESES with ESSES. It's also got LENO'S (?) and ABU and ENA and both AROLL and ATIE, as well as AMBULANT (where a normal human would just use AMBULATORY). Come on. I've seen NYT rejects that look like Van Gogh next to this.

                      OFF. BLAH. RAGE. BLEEP.

                      At a bare minimum, that central answer should've been JENNIFER'S BLINDS. You already have a titled person in one of your themers. Mix. It. Up.


                      Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                      Marshal at Battle of Waterloo / TUE 3-17-15 / Headwear for Scot / Sch with annual mystery hunt / Miserly Marner / Josh who played Dubya in W / Yelp contributors essentially

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                      Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium


                      THEME: MIDTERMS (56A: Some tests … or what's found literally in 17-, 24-, 30-, 39- and 44-Across) — letter string "TERM" appears in the "mid" section of each theme answer:

                      Theme answers:
                      • "LATER, MAN" (17A: "Catch ya on the flip side")
                      • UNDETERMINED (24A: Up in the air)
                      • MASTERMIND (30A: Genius)
                      • BUTTERMILK (39A: Ingredient in some pancake batter)
                      • MONSTER MOVIE (44A: "Mothra vs. Godzilla," e.g.)
                      Word of the Day: AMAR'E Stoudemire (6D: Stoudemire of the N.B.A.) —
                      Amar'e Carsares Stoudemire (/əˈmɑr ˈstɒdəmaɪər/; born November 16, 1982) is an American professional basketball player who currently plays for the Dallas Mavericks of the National Basketball Association (NBA). […] Listed at 6 feet 10 inches (208 cm) and 245 pounds (111 kg), the highly athletic Stoudemire has suffered from chronic knee problems, including undergoing microfracture surgery on his knees. In spite of this he won the 2003 NBA Rookie of the Year Award, made six appearances in the NBA All-Star Game, was a first-team All-NBA selection in 2007, and won a bronze medal with the United States men's national basketball team at the 2004 Olympic Games.
                      His off-court ventures include a record label, a clothing line, acting and a series of children's books for Scholastic Press. In addition, Stoudemire owns a significant share of the Hapoel Jerusalem Basketball Club.
                      Stoudemire's first name had previously been listed in the Phoenix Suns media guide as Amaréor Amare, but it was changed to Amar'e in October 2008. Stoudemire told NBA.com that his name had always been spelled Amar'e, but the media had been spelling it incorrectly since he joined the NBA. (wikipedia)
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                      I liked this basic theme … seven years ago, when the NYT did it the first time. '08 puzzle was superior for a couple of reasons: fill quality and consistent breakage of "TERM" across two words / word parts. I liked BATGIRL (39D: Barbara Gordon's secret identity, in comics). That's about all I have to say about this one. Sorry. I can't work up the energy to do a new review if the NYT couldn't even work up the energy to publish a new puzzle. Please feel free to read the review of the '08 puzzle. I loved that thing. But then I was not the jaded husk of a man you see before you today. (Sincerely, though, constructors should do their due diligence—at least do a basic search of databases to see if your theme has been done) (But bigger fault lies with the editor, of course—I discovered the replication a. because of my memory, and b. through the simplest of searches)


                      (Of course, most solvers will not remember the '08 puzzle, so who cares, right? No. There are issues of craftsmanship and professionalism at play here—you don't redo an idea, except, perhaps, if you can bring something fresh and new. This puzzle does not do that. So either the constructor was lazy or the puzzle is a ripoff) (I'm told the constructor believes the placement of "TERM" at the *exact* center of the theme answers is what makes it new … I'll let you be the judge of that) (If you want to see a virtuosic variation on this theme (two-TERM answers!), go here—crazy.)
                        Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                        Greater Antilles native once / WED 3-18-15 / 1984 #1 Billy Ocean hit / Former conductance unit / Inscription on classic letter box / Friend of Squidward / Comic who said meal is not over when I'm full meal is over when I hate myself / February revolution target / Rival ascot of Phillie Phanatic

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                        Relative difficulty: Medium



                        THEME: BEEHIVE (60A: Where to find the ends of 19-, 36- and 51-Across) — ends of theme answers are words that are also bee types:

                        Theme answers:
                        • CARIBBEAN QUEEN (19A: 1984 #1 Billy Ocean hit)
                        • DOMESTIC WORKERS (36A: Maids, butlers and au pairs)
                        • PREDATOR DRONES (51A: Aircraft in modern airstrikes)
                        Word of the Day: ARAWAK (42A: Greater Antilles Native, once) —
                        The Arawak are a group of indigenous peoples of South America and historically of the Caribbean. Specifically, the term "Arawak" has been applied at various times to the Lokono of South America and the Taíno, who historically lived in the Greater Antilles and northern Lesser Antilles in the Caribbean, all of whom spoke related Arawakan languages. (wikipedia)
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                        Started out very, very easy but then toughened up some toward the end. Theme phrases get increasingly interesting as the puzzle goes on, though the theme itself is thin, and not terribly interesting. Highly adequate. Placement of BEEHIVE is absurd—seems like something clever could've been done with a revealer: some kind of play on words … something. Needs an extra something. A little oomph. Fill is sufficiently vibrant, though I still refuse to believe a MONOSKI is a thing (18A: Relative of a snowboard). Even with BEEHIVE being a virtual gimme, that SE corner was the toughest one for me to put together. MHO… wouldn't come. I might've misspelled it as HMO, which is weird. MR. MET also didn't come easily, and I had a C v K crisis with ERIK, and I'm guessing a "rubber stamp" was a metaphor because I don't know of any stamps that just say "YES," and I haven't heard HOSER since "Strange Brew" was playing all the time on HBO 30+ years ago, and I really thought the "shower" in 44D: Something to put on before a shower was a bathroom shower, and I wouldn't put a PONCHO on under any circumstances anyway.  Most of rest of the grid was simple.


                        Didn't like clue on EASY CHAIR at all (20D: Sit back and enjoy it), first because I hate the "it" clues (e.g. [Step on it] for STAIR or GAS, [Beat it] for THE RAP, etc.) and second because the addition of "enjoy" is just weird. Adds nothing. Distracts. I had EASY and needed almost every cross to get CHAIR. Also, what is an EASY CHAIR? Is it a recliner? Just a … comfortable chair? Harper's appears to have a regular column called "Easy Chair." I don't know what's conveyed by the phrase. No one I know uses the phrase. It's vaguely familiar, perhaps from song lyrics … ? I maybe be getting EASY CHAIR confused with "Chevy Van" or Bob Dylan's big brass bed. I also don't know where the Greater Antilles are (I'm guessing the CARIBBEAN QUEEN lives there?) or what an ARAWAK is. I'm slightly exaggerating, in that I suspected the Greater Antilles were in the Caribbean (correct) and that ARAWAK were native Americans (correct). I've only seen / heard of ARAWAK in crosswords. If you're wondering how I can be so ignorant and still solve crosswords so fast, join the club. I wonder this often.


                        Really disturbed by 32A: Overwhelmed police officer's request until I realized the answer was BACK-UP, not "BACK UP!" I think recent protests in Ferguson, New York, and elsewhere really colored my perception of what was happening in that clue and why the police officer felt "overwhelmed." Puzzle already has the deeply troubling PREDATOR DRONES in it. Police officer shouting "BACK UP!" would've been a little too much potentially violent state power for one puzzle. For my tastes.

                        Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                        Actor David of Dark Shadows / THU 3-19-15 / Successor company to Northern Natural Gas / Republic founded in 1836 / Nestle chocolate bar since 1988 / Title ship in W.W. II film / 1979 #1 hit whose title is sung with stutter / Musicians Russell Redbone

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                        Relative difficulty: Medium



                        THEME: imagined encyclopedia entries  — theme answers are common phrases in the pattern "___ TO ___" where the second word starts with the same letter as, and alphabetically follows, the first:

                        Theme answers:
                        • BACK TO BASICS (4D: Encyclopedia volume on education* reform?) *(EDU is in the grid (23D)—not cool)
                        • MADE TO MEASURE (17D: Encyclopedia volume on tailoring?)
                        • NEXT TO NOTHING (7D: Encyclopedia volume on poverty?) 
                        • RAGS TO RICHES (21D: Encyclopedia volume on wealth accumulation?)
                        Word of the Day: METACOMET (41A: Indian chief called King Philip) —
                        Metacomet was the second son of the sachem Massasoit. He became a chief in 1662 when his brother Wamsutta (or King Alexander) died shortly after his father Massasoit. Wamsutta's widow Weetamoo (d. 1676), sachem of the Pocasset, was Metacomet's ally and friend for the rest of her life. Metacom married Weetamoo's younger sister Wootonekanuske. No one knows how many children they had or what happened to them, but Wootonekanuske and one of their sons were sold to slavery in the West Indies.
                        At the beginning he sought to live in harmony with the colonists. As a sachem, he took the lead in much of his tribes' trade with the colonies. He adopted the European name of Philip, and bought his clothes in Boston, Massachusetts.
                        But the colonies continued to expand. To the west, the Iroquois Confederation also was fighting against neighboring tribes in the Beaver Wars, pushing them west and encroaching on his territory. Finally, in 1671 the colonial leaders of the Plymouth Colony forced major concessions from him. He surrendered much of his tribe's armament and ammunition, and agreed that they were subject to English law. The encroachment continued until hostilities broke out in 1675. Metacom led the opponents of the English, with the goal of stopping Puritan expansion. (wikipedia)
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                        There's a cute idea at the core of this thing, but the execution just doesn't work. It just doesn't. Those imagined encyclopedia volumes are laughably short, and the whole point of encyclopedias is that they cover a variety of topics, in alphabetical order—and yet these imagined volumes are clued as if they are on a single topic. It all just doesn't work. On at least two levels. Nice (if possibly accidental) touch that the theme answers are themselves in alphabetical order. Also nice: some of the fill, namely JERUSALEM, "MY SHARONA," TIM BURTON. I'd add METACOMET, but honestly I've never seen that before in my life. I'm torn between calling an obscurity foul and embracing the weirdness of this new (to-me) name. It's a comet that comments on its own comet-ness. METACOMET!


                        The rest of the fill, however, is pretty poor. That NW corner is inexcusable, honestly. SELBY over ONEAD :( :( :( A little elbow grease and that corner could be a ton better. See also … lots of places. Yeesh, that western section. Just as the terminal "I" at 1D in the NW creates problems, so the terminal "U" starts a cascade of bad fill in the west. TABU INON ANYA BOSSA, all interlocking, none of it good. No reason these smallish areas should be so heavily laden with word parts and hackneyed fill. OHO YMA ASSNS IMET OLE OHO AHEM YMA AERO ODIE SELA TELE XII HIER… there's just a lot you have to endure in order to enjoy the good stuff.
                          Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                          Reese's field / FRI 3-20-15 / Mayberry moppet / Songwriter Carol Bayer / When repeated Thor Heyerdahl book / Title locale in 1987 Cheech Marin film / Staple of Hindustani music / Spaghetti western persona / Who wrote to Ptolemy I There is no royal road to geometry

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                          Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium



                          THEME: none

                          Word of the Day: "AKU AKU" (32D: When repeated, Thor Heyerdahl book) —
                          Aku-Aku: the Secret of Easter Island is a 1958 book by Thor Heyerdahl.[1] The book describes the 1955-56 Norwegian Archaeological Expedition's investigations of Polynesian history and culture at Easter Island, the Austral Islands of Rapa Iti and Raivavae, and the Marquesas Islands of Nuku Hiva and Hiva Oa. Visits to Pitcairn IslandMangareva and Tahiti are described as well. By far the greatest part of the book tells of the work on Easter Island, where the expedition investigated the giant stone statues (moai), the quarries at Rano Raraku and Puna Pau, the ceremonial village of Orongo on Rano Kau, as well as many other sites throughout the island. Much of the book's interest derives from the interaction of the expedition staff, from their base at Anakena beach, with the Easter Islanders themselves, who lived mainly in the village of Hanga Roa. (wikipedia)
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                          Thor Heyerdahl. 1958. EBBETS Field. Demolished 1960. There's a pattern, or rather a center of gravity, and it is way, way back. I'm a big fan of mid-century aesthetics of various kinds. Jazz. Art. Interior design. I have 3000+ paperbacks from 1940-69 sitting just to my left here in my home office. So retro is, in theory, peachy. But this puzzle isn't retro. It's just old. Tired. Pleasant. Inoffensive. Like an uncle you think is OK. You know, you don't hate him. He's nice. Remembers your birthday. But you don't really *get* him, and he has a corny sense of humor and won't shut up about how great Johnny Unitas was. (Actually, I think I'm literally talking about Abe Simpson now, but anyway …). This is the puzzle equivalent of nostalgia. That one rap clue isn't fooling anyone. Even Lionel Richie looks too hip for this room. And even leaving age and time period aside, none of these answer has any snap crackle or pop. They are fine (at last in the center—the corners feel like half-baked afterthoughts). They get the job done. No one is going to complain about this thing. It's inoffensive in the extreme. But your SMARTYPANTS GRAND NEPHEW called and he wants his 2015 puzzle back. Please.


                          Hard to explain the sagging feeling I get when I fill in SENNA and LEYDEN and ARIAS and SAGER and OPIE and NIENTE and OILSEED and EASTLA and EENSY and RICER and AREEL. I pick all those because they aren't exactly bad (well, AREEL is close)  … they're just, in the aggregate, indicative of the kind creaky, dated puzzle I can tell I'm gonna be dealing with. SEALERLINEAL… lots of common letters, and the best you can say about those answers is "Fine. Sure. OK." The puzzle's highlight is clearly meant to be the mash-up of longer fill at the center of the puzzle, and yes, it's all relatively clean in there, and that deserves some praise. But the fill is all so whitebread. So Ward Cleaver. It's wearing its mid-century frame-of-reference on its sleeve, which would be OK if the answers from that period had some zip and zing. But no. This thing is all cardigan sweater.


                          A pediatrician acquaintance of mine says I can quote her re: the TEATS clue (6D: Nature's pacifiers?), so I will: "It's not an incorrect statement, but it's weird." This was in response to my saying I found it disturbing, first, because I couldn't tell if the frame of reference was human or barnyard animal (if the former, no one calls them TEATS for god's sake, and if the latter, that is some creepy/odd anthropomorphism you've got going on there). I know the phrase "fruit is nature's candy," but that means it's "candy" FOR HUMANS. TEATS are not for humans. They are for piglets. Unless, again, you are referring to human female breasts as TEATS, in which case, yikes. Clue on SNAIL is just stupid (25A: Appetizer served with a two-pronged fork). It's called "escargot" when you eat it in a restaurant. Everyone knows that. Cluing SNAIL as "Appetizer" is like cluing COW as "Sandwich meat." Trust me, if the restaurant bothers to provide you with the "two-pronged fork," it—is—escargot. Not SNAIL. When did you people start calling "dinosaurs""DINOs"? This feels like a post-"Jurassic Park" thing. I don't believe anyone actually calls them this. It's some kind of ploy to infantilize us all. I say, resist. See you tomorrow.
                            Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                            Bluegrass genus / SAT 3-22-15 / Virginia willow's genus / Opera conductor Daniel / Granite paving block / Hafiz knows it by heart / Go anywhere do anything sloganeer / Theodore Dreiser travelogue / Means of maritime defense /

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                            Constructor: Frederick J. Healy

                            Relative difficulty: Medium



                            THEME: none

                            Word of the Day: Daniel OREN (54D: Opera conductor Daniel) —
                            Daniel Oren (born 1955) is an Israeli conductor. […] Oren has conducted opera productions all over Europe and the United States. Since 2007, he is the artistic director of the Verdi Opera House in Salerno, Italy. Oren conducts at the Royal Opera House Covent Garden, the Metropolitan in New York, the Arena in Verona, the Vienna Staatsoper, the Bastille in Paris and the opera houses of Rome, Trieste, Genoa, Florence, Parma, Turin, Venice, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Tokyo, Huston, Washington and many others. He also leads many symphonic concerts with orchestras such as the Santa Cecilia in Rome and the orchestras of Florence, Koln, Stuttgart, Frankfurt and the Berlin Philharmonic.
                            His opera repertoire includes many Verdi operas, including AidaSimon BoccanegraLa TraviataRigoletto and NabuccoPuccini operas such as Madama ButterflyTosca and Turandot; as well as Andrea Chenier (Giordano), Norma (Bellini), La Juive (Halevy) and Carmen(Bizet).
                            At the Israeli Opera he conducted Nabucco (Verdi), La Bohème, Tosca (Puccini) and La Juive (Halevy). (wikipedia)
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                            Ah, the good old triple/triple stack. You know what? Fifteens are all solid. The rest of the grid ... much, much less so. This is, of course, the danger with the long stacks—easy to be happy when you're reading Across, but man, don't look Down. I got ten pieces of fill in my grid that I have circled to indicate their deep sub-optimality: nine of them are Downs. This isn't terrible surprising, since outside of the 15s there really aren't that many Acrosses (compared to Downs). Still, if you can't manage your Downs, you have no business going to press. Everyone knows the Downs won't be Great (how can they be in a stunt puzzle like this), but you should be limited to only one or two groaners, tops. Tops. And certainly no more than one "genus." Genuses (or "genera," if you're gonna be a jerk about it) are the lowest form of crossword answer. They say "I give up, I was desperate." So if you have to put even one "genus" in your puzzle, you better have a good reason and you should do so only with great contrition. Two genuses is a war crime. And *these* genuses!? Hoo boy. POA?! (4D: Bluegrass genus). That "O" was the very last letter I put in up top, and I just stared at that answer. POA. Someone said "Sure, that should be in a puzzle." That fact blows my mind. Apparently veteran solvers know POA from the olden days when short obscurities reigned. But I caught only the tail end of the Maleska era, and POA never made it into my word bank. See also (the improbably worse) ITEA (23A: Virginia willow's genus). That is head-shakingly weak. ITEA! I, TEA? [Leoni memoir?] [Oolong memoir?].


                            What is a USM? Is that Univ. of Southern … Mississippi? People know that? Also, people know the OREN guy? Looks like he's been in the grid before, though lately O-REN Ishii from "Kill Bill" seems to be the preferred clue for all your OREN cluing needs (you should try to set your OREN Cluing Needs at "zero"). EFS is hilarious because no no no no. Fs. People get Fs. Those are the grades they get. EFS, LOL. But to repeat—the 15s are good. The 15s are good. That is *an* accomplishment. Please disregard the rest of the grid.


                            For the record, this is how I broke this thing: I recognized 1A: 1968 hit with the line "I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag" as a Stones song, but couldn't remember which. "SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL" wouldn't fit. So I went at the Downs. Not much luck, really, but enough luck (KORAN FLACK!) that key letters in the Stones song turned up, and thus, I was off…


                            Then this is where I stopped to take a picture of the Rare Spotted POA:


                            Middle section was like its own, free-standing puzzle, so I went at the Down crosses again, and again a small handful cracked it open:


                            And then here's the place where I stopped to take a picture of the answer that probably really wanted to be IKEA but wasn't:


                            In both the top third and middle third of this grid, the genus clue was the last letter I put in. "O" in POA, "I" in ITEA. Lower third was easier, as I knew ERIE DARA DUNST SHAK TBA MUFTI YOGI.

                            Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                            Soap star Deborah / THU 2-26-15 / Eponymous Soviet minister of foreign affairs / Tabloid nickname of '80s / Hunter of wallabies kangaroos / Coin first minted in 1964 / Azalea with 2014 #1 hit Fancy / Liberian president Peace Nobelist Johnso Sirleaf /

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                            Constructor: Caleb Emmons

                            Relative difficulty: Medium


                            THEME: Half words — theme answers end with "half ___," represented in the grid by only the first *half* of the missing word; thus:

                            Theme answers:
                            • KENNEDY DOL (for "Kennedy half-dollar") (17A: Coin first minted in 1964)
                            • SUPER BOWL TI (for "Super Bowl half-time") (24D: Occasion for a much-hyped performance)
                            • GOING OFF COC (for "going off half-cocked") (10D: Acting rashly)
                            • FLYING AT MA (for "flying at half-mast") (54A: Signaling remembrance, in a way)
                            Word of the Day: Deborah ADAIR (48A: Soap star Deborah) —
                            Deborah Adair (born Deborah Adair Miller on May 23, 1952 in Lynchburg, Virginia) is an American television actress, primarily known for her roles in soap operas. […] In total, Adair has appeared in seven different projects produced by Aaron Spelling; DynastyMatt HoustonThe Love BoatFinder of Lost LovesHotel (in which she played four different roles between 1984–87), Melrose Place and the television movie Rich Men Single Women (1990). She has also appeared in a variety of other primetime series such as Murder, She WroteBlacke's Magic and MacGyver. She also played a supporting role as Kate Chase in the Emmy Award-nominated miniseries Lincoln (1988).
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                            I was deep into this one before I understood the theme. Got KENNEDY DOL and thought "well, DOL is a cruddy abbr. for "dollar," so this should be interesting," forgetting that there is no such thing as a "Kennedy dollar." Got the whole center of the grid and then finished the tail end of SUPER BOWL TI and that's when the dime dropped. Ah … Half. Half-time. Half-dollar. OK then. I like the concept, though it makes for an ugly grid, with those nonsensical themers. It also just looks like the answers got lopped off.  The visual impact is poor. But the concept is solid. I wish it had been possible for all the themers to come out looking like actual phrases, a la FLYING AT MA! Maybe they could each have had their own wacky clues. FLYING AT MA could be [Like one involved in a family squabble?] GOING OFF COC is one letter shy of being fantastic. [Becoming celibate, perhaps?]. At any rate, relative ugliness of themers aside, the fill is remarkably solid, and the longer non-theme answers interesting and vibrant.


                            This was a pretty easy puzzle, but I got slowed by a couple of things. First, I couldn't tell which longer answers were and weren't theme answers. Long Acrosses both are and aren't themers. Long Downs both are and aren't themers. Because both 31A: Crazy place? (FUNNY FARM) and 38A: Company with a lot of bean counters? (STARBUCKS) ended with question marks, I thought they were in on the theme wackiness (failing to note that KENNEDY DOL did not have a "?" clue…). Also, answers that could've been clued in very familiar ways were given rather obscure clues. No Red ADAIR today. No [Comedian Degeneres], either (ELLEN). Those were both super-tough for me. I also found the partials a bit rough. Who says "JUDO chop"? And what is an ANNO mundi? A year of the world? What is that? I should know, I guess, but I don't. I also didn't know bees WAGGLED, or that waggling was dancing. But I did know IGGY. I'll cling to that.

                              Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

                              PS here's a nice article re: the upcoming charity crossword tournament in Ithaca (where I'll be next Saturday, Mar. 7). Lots of crossword folks were interviewed for this. Check it out.
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