Constructor: Jacob McDermott
Relative difficulty: Easy
THEME:"O, CHRISTMAS TREE" (5D: Holiday carol ... or a literal hint to what can be drawn by connecting nine letters when this puzzle is finished) — connect the "O"s (which represent ornaments, it seems) and you get a giant triangle ... unless the software connects them for you, and adds a lot of detail, including color, in which case you get a Christmas tree (see above). Things associated with said tree can be found around the grid:
Theme answers:
Hello and Merry Christmas. Gonna make this short today (no, really!), partly because it's Christmas morning and I just wanna get downstairs and sit in the dark with my cup of coffee next to the lighted Christmas tree for a while, before the sun comes up and the family starts stirring. It's my favorite time of day on any day, that immediate post-blogging time, but at holiday time it's particularly nice. The other reason I want to make this quick is I don't actually relish spreading negativity on Christmas Day. I don't actually relish it on any day, but today I really don't want to mess with the peaceful, joyous, good-will-toward-men-ish VIBE. And yet ... this puzzle HASA problem (one of which is HASA, but let's not dwell on that). The theme is ... "O CHRISTMAS TREE?" More like "Oh ... Christmas tree ... huh." As much as I loved yesterday's puzzle, I disliked today's. OK, maybe not that much, but this concept felt weak to me. It's just "O"s. I connect "O"s. And you don't even tell me to connect the "O"s, you just say "nine letters" (which is kinda confusing / vague), and anyway, *I* don't actually have to "connect" them because as soon as I enter the final letter of the puzzle, ta-da, the puzzle does it for me. And it doesn't just connect the "O"s, it goes all out with colored ornaments and ... I don't know what is TINSEL and what is GARLAND in that grid picture, but anyway, the revealed tree is covered in Christmas junk and looks very much like a tree ... unlike what you'd get by merely "connecting nine letters," which, as I say, is just a big triangle.
There's something sad about a single PRESENT sitting under the (alleged) tree, not to mention just a single GARLAND draped across its (alleged) branches. And GARLAND? What is that? That is not a word I associate with Christmas tree decoration at all. Real "one of these things is not like the other" VIBE to GARLAND. The only GARLAND I associate with Christmas is...
"The first Noel / The kittens did scream..." Sing it, Mandy!
Franky! Look at this sweet baby. Get that Santa, Franky! Look at his long beard and smug face. His impudence can not be tolerated! Finish him!
Franky looks like my Alfie, seen here surprised to find himself on my desk. Me: "Buddy, don't look at me, I did not put you there. I'm just as surprised as you are."
And here's my other cat, Ida, in a more appropriately "Holiday" photo—lounging by the gingerbread house, which is a model of our actual house (made by our daughter)
From our house to yours, Merry Christmas, or just Happy Day, if Christmas is not your thing. May your day be merry and bright and generally free from the strife and violence seen here (they normally get along, but every once in a while ...):
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld
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Relative difficulty: Easy
Theme answers:
- LIGHTS (2D: What might be strung from the item hidden in this puzzle)
- PRESENT (just one?) (11D: What might be set under the item hidden in this puzzle)
- GARLAND (just one?) (33D: What might be draped form the item hidden in this puzzle)
- TINSEL (43D: What might be hung from the item hidden in this puzzle)
Leopold von Auer (Hungarian: Auer Lipót; June 7, 1845 – July 15, 1930) was a Hungarian violinist, academic, conductor, composer, and instructor. Many of his students went on to become prominent concert performers and teachers. [...] Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky was especially taken with Auer's playing. Reviewing an 1874 appearance in Moscow, Tchaikovsky praised Auer's "great expressivity, the thoughtful finesse and poetry of the interpretation." [...] Auer is remembered as one of the most important pedagogues of the violin, and was one of the most sought-after teachers for gifted students. "Auer's position in the history of violin playing is based on his teaching." Many notable virtuoso violinists were among his students, including Mischa Elman, Konstanty Gorski, Jascha Heifetz, Nathan Milstein, Toscha Seidel, Efrem Zimbalist, Georges Boulanger, Lyubov Streicher, Benno Rabinof, Kathleen Parlow, Julia Klumpke, Thelma Given, Sylvia Lent, Kemp Stillings, Oscar Shumsky, and Margarita Mandelstamm. Among these were "some of the greatest violinists" of the twentieth century. (wikipedia)
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Also, the tree is not "hidden," as the theme answers claim (also, weird to call a whole-ass Christmas tree an "item," but let's not dwell on that). That "tree" is not hidden. It's not there at all. "Hidden" implies that it is there to be found, in some clear, recognizable fashion. You have to add so much detail in post-production to make those "O"s legible as a "tree" that calling what's actually in the grid a "tree" seems dishonest. And all the "bonus" Christmas answers, the Christmas-oriented clues on regular fill, which yesterday seemed charming, now feel like ... well, it feels like the puzzle is trying to go back to the well, but it's run dry. Like it's trying to capture a magic that was there yesterday, but it's just not there today. It's like when Bill Murray has that perfect day with Andie McDowell in Groundhog Day, and then the next day (which is the same day) he tries to make it happen again, and he can't. He keeps trying to force it, and it keeps going sideways. This puzzle went sideways.
There's something sad about a single PRESENT sitting under the (alleged) tree, not to mention just a single GARLAND draped across its (alleged) branches. And GARLAND? What is that? That is not a word I associate with Christmas tree decoration at all. Real "one of these things is not like the other" VIBE to GARLAND. The only GARLAND I associate with Christmas is...
OK, I said I wouldn't dwell, so ... on with the not dwelling!
Explainers and further comments:
Sassy the Tuxie likes to help with the Christmas present wrapping by doing the one thing cats do better than all other animals: sit on any random thing just because it is there. Here she is keeping the bag of bows and tissue paper from flying away:
This is Nelly. She belongs to Ellen. "Ellen" is suspiciously close to "NELLY" spelled backward. Is this ... is this your cat, Ellen, or are you a shapeshifter? Either way, nice-looking cat. This cat could sell you a miniature Christmas tree. "Perhaps I can interest you in this model?" Absolutely, yes, you've convinced me, Nelly, I'll take four.
Explainers and further comments:
- 53A: Hungarian violinist Leopold (AUER) — never saw this, and thank god, because oof, the undiluted old-school crosswordese of it all, yeesh. This and HASA were the presents under the Christmas tree that absolutely nobody asked for.
- 26A: What some fear A.I. might become (AWARE) — ??? I assume A.I. is already "AWARE," in some general sense of the term. "AWARE" doesn't really get what is awful about A.I.—currently awful, not "in the future" awful. And as for what people might "fear": SENTIENT ... SELF-AWARE ... those terms get at the specific "fear" way better than mere "AWARE" does.
- 30A: Instruction from a taxi driver ("GET IN!") — OK it's been a while since I took a cab in NYC but I don't remember receiving this instruction, ever. "GET IN!""Oh, is that what you do with this yellow contraption? I had no idea, thanks for the 'instruction.'" I guess if you're outside the cab and asking the cabbie if they can take you someplace, they might say this.
- 4D: Prepare, as a watermelon (CUT OPEN)— overall this puzzle was astonishingly easy (easier than even yesterday's, for me), but this was the one answer that took some crosses to get. I wanted something having to do with seeds ... deseeding? ... or slicing? Shrug. Hard for my brain to get from "watermelon" to CUT OPEN. I guess a cadaver clue wouldn't have been too "Christmasy."
- 45A: Unidentified person, in slang (RANDO)— I love this term. I'm always happy to see it. I don't quite understand why it makes me happy, but it does. Hope you're not seated next to some RANDO at Christmas dinner tonight. "Hi, I'm Kurt, Julia's boyfriend!""Oh, hi ... who's Julia?" Actually, in this scenario, maybe you're the RANDO.
And now, here are some more Holiday Pet Pics to go with your (actual, honest-to-god) Holiday:
Charlie made you Christmas dog treats! What's that you say? You don't like dog treats? Oh, that's ruff, guess Charlie will have to eat them all, Oh Well!
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[Thanks, Dawn] |
Sassy the Tuxie likes to help with the Christmas present wrapping by doing the one thing cats do better than all other animals: sit on any random thing just because it is there. Here she is keeping the bag of bows and tissue paper from flying away:
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[Thanks, Connie] |
This is Nelly. She belongs to Ellen. "Ellen" is suspiciously close to "NELLY" spelled backward. Is this ... is this your cat, Ellen, or are you a shapeshifter? Either way, nice-looking cat. This cat could sell you a miniature Christmas tree. "Perhaps I can interest you in this model?" Absolutely, yes, you've convinced me, Nelly, I'll take four.
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[Thanks, Ellen] |
Moki needs to have a serious talk with you. It's about treats. Specifically: Where are they? And don't say "in your stocking" because that does not check out. Moki's a dog, and dogs can smell these things. Don't lie to Moki. Just go get the treats ... yes, now ... and then you can go back to your little picture-taking or whatever it is that you're doing here.
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[Thanks, Bryan] |
"The first Noel / The kittens did scream..." Sing it, Mandy!
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[Thanks, Emily] |
Franky! Look at this sweet baby. Get that Santa, Franky! Look at his long beard and smug face. His impudence can not be tolerated! Finish him!
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[Thanks, Marietta] |
Franky looks like my Alfie, seen here surprised to find himself on my desk. Me: "Buddy, don't look at me, I did not put you there. I'm just as surprised as you are."
See you next time.
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