Constructor: Garrett Chalfin
Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium
THEME: none
Word of the Day: The 1521 Edict of Worms (39A: One subject to a religious ban from the 1521 Edict of Worms) —
I could tell right away from the shape of this one that it was more likely to be a puzzle to endure rather than savor. That thick tube of 8s running through the middle would, at best, hold up OK, but would be unlikely to provide much sizzle, and the highly cut-off corners would play like puzzles unto themselves, with maybe one winner in each corner if I was lucky. And I wasn't wrong, though this one probably did come out on the higher (i.e. cleaner / smoother) end of what I was expecting. It's fine. REAL NEAT, you might say (if you were Theodore Cleaver). Actually, REAL NEAT is pretty effusive, coming from Beaver. My feelings are more tepid, but I will say there was nothing truly off-putting ... except maybe the desperate attempt to be racy, which eventually felt a little juvenile and had me thinking "OH, COME ON!" even before I hit PORNO (17A: Film unlikely to have a costume designer). By that point, I had already endured two side-by-side answers that were trying to evoke the idea of group sex or sex with multiple partners. Now, the first one ended up being a fake-out—nothing to do with group sex, just GROUP DATES, but the clue was clearly like "wink wink, nudge nudge, made you think of orgies, didn't I?" (13D: Situations involving multiple romantic partners). Well, yes, great, thanks. Obviously THRUPLES are just boring things by now, not particularly racy, but something felt slightly Trying Too Hard (TTH) about the sexual suggestiveness here. PORNO just confirmed the tone for me. The icing on the erotic cake. GROUP DATES or THRUPLES, either one on its own, and I don't blink. Side by side, and ... well, now you're doing a bit. Less cute.
You can see that I don't know how to spell SCOW (a "skow" is a thing, isn't it?) (1D: Trash hauler), and I went with LITERATE before LITERARY (3D: Bookish), but otherwise, the Downs off of SALAD BAR gave me more than enough traction to polish off the NW corner without much trouble. Couldn't exit that corner with bumping into the THRUPLES on their GROUP DATES ("We're off to see a PORNO!"), but I misspelled the former (as you know) and I didn't get the latter at first (GROUP SEX wouldn't fit), so I just rebooted with ARI? / IRA? in the NE (9A: Name found forward and backward in "Miranda rights"), confirmed that it was IRA with AXONS (11D: They're impulsive), and from there plowed straight through the middle of the grid in fairly methodical fashion, NE to SW, corner to corner. Surprisingly little real resistance. Only the ugly RATROD (???) gave me any pause (34D: Custom car built with old parts and a shabby aesthetic).
And three wise puppers bearing gifts*! (*the gifts of cuteness)
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld
Relative difficulty: Easy-Medium
Word of the Day: The 1521 Edict of Worms (39A: One subject to a religious ban from the 1521 Edict of Worms) —
The Edict of Worms was a decree issued on 25 May 1521 by Emperor Charles V. Its contents proscribed Luther's writings, declaring him a heretic and an enemy of the state, even permitting anyone to kill Luther without legal consequence. Though it was never enforced, (the movement for reform and protection from Protestant supporters acted in his favour) Roman Catholic rulers sought to suppress Luther and his followers, and Luther's travels were restricted for the rest of his life.It was the culmination of an ongoing struggle between Martin Luther and the Catholic Church over reform, especially concerning the practice of donations for indulgences. However, there were other deeper issues that revolved around both theological concerns:
- On a theological level, Luther had challenged the absolute authority of the Pope over the Church by maintaining that the doctrine of indulgences, as authorized and taught by the Pope, was wrong.
- Luther maintained that salvation was by faith alone (sola fide) without reference to good works, alms, penance, or the Church's sacraments. Luther maintained that the sacraments were a "means of grace", meaning that while grace was imparted through the sacraments, the credit for the action belonged to God and not to the individual. (wikipedia)
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My main problem with THRUPLES was the damn spelling. I always want it to be THROUPLE, which fit perfectly. THRUPLE always seems like it should rhyme with ... uh ... Mott the Hoople, I guess (are there really no other "-OOPLE" terms in the world!?). Oh, Quadruple! That's the rhyme I was looking for. It's not "quadrupple," it's "quadroople," and so "thruple" always looks to me like it should be pronounced "throople," so I don't spell it "thruple." Well, I don't spell it at all, or think about it much, if I don't have to. But if I have to, "throuple" is what I want. Plus, today's clue just said "Portmanteau," no indication of singular or plural, so I fell into my own THROUPLE trap (you wouldn't like it there—uncomfortably crowded). So we get plural THRUPLES, one of a barrage of plurals that started to feel a bit conspicuous as I moved through that thick middle. AXONS SURE SIGNS THRUPLES CAR SALES RIPTIDES GROUP DATES FLAT SODAS COPSES NGOS— that's a corner-to-corner run of the plurals (though there are several more S-ending words). Kinda leaning hard on those "S"s there. FLAT SODA is a great answer, but somehow in the plural it loses its fizz ... huh ... I guess that's apt ... nah, still don't like it.
I liked CRIME RING and (oddly) WEE LASS. I got into that corner pretty easy off the (to me) absolutely transparent 1A: Place with dressing options (SALAD BAR). And so:
That just left the SE, where I managed to come up with SCOUT MOTTO off just the SC-, but I wasn't entirely sure of it (43A: "Be prepared"). I think I wanted the apostrophe-S, SCOUT'S MOTTO. But no. It's "SCOUT'S HONOR!," but SCOUT MOTTO. Wanted EAR MUFFS at 46A: Winter accessory but instead got a single EAR WARMER (for both ears? I guess if you've got one of them single-piece headband dealies, and not a unit with distinct ear pieces, it's a singular WARMER, and not WARMERS). And that was that. Finished with MTN. That's either climactic ("I climbed the mountain!") or anticlimactic ("oh boy, a 3-letter abbrev"), depending on how you look at it.
Question mark clues!:
- 28A: Events offering a whole lot to choose from? (CAR SALES) — the "lot" is a car lot
- 36A: Crushes that have lost their sparkle? (FLAT SODAS) — the "Crushes" are sodas, as in the brand—best known for "Orange Crush"
- 5D: Time piece? (DECADE) — oof. So "piece" is just "some random amount of"? Er, OK.
Hey, just noticed that this puzzle is 16 wide. Why? Bizarre. Usually when you break form, there's a clear reason. Apparently "just 'cause" is a reason now. Huh. Wish the results had been more scintillating, but again, they're fine. It's a very acceptable, reasonably smooth Saturday grid. No low notes. Just not enough high notes for my taste.
Speaking of high notes: Your Holiday Pet Pics keep rolling in, and I'm going to do my best to get them all posted by year's end (yes, there are that many). Here we go—six more! Three kitties with their trees!
[Autumn! (thanks, Rob)] |
[Brady! (thanks, Kenneth)] |
[Dipper! (thanks, Virg & Dave)] |
[Cash! (thanks, Emily)] |
[Sam, with his adoring human, Hannah! (thanks, Kit)] |
[And finally ... Chloe, who is not a moose, why would you say that!?] [Thanks, Leroy!] |