Pelican pal of Nemo in "Finding Nemo" / SUN 8-6-23 / Parenting author Eda or meditation author Lawrence / Romance author Huang / One-named vocalist with the hits "Foolish" and "Happy" / "Swan Lake" heroine / Person on the high C's?

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First of all, what is going on with the title? Like ... what phrase ... is that? Is it a play on words? If so, which words? I've never heard the expression "What's Hanging?" in my life. "What's Happening?" yes. "How's It Hanging?" unfortunately, yes. But "What's Hanging?" I don't know what that phrase is supposed to evoke. I literally don't know what it means. When I googled it in quotation marks just now, literally the first hit is the NYT puzzle site. There has *got* to be a better title for this thing. Surely there is a better "hanging"-based pun you can find if you try hard enough. "A Little Off the Sides," there, there's a barbershop-based pun if you want one. I'm not saying it's good, I came up with it in like five seconds. What I am saying is that "What's Hanging?" is nonsensical. As for the theme itself, it's missing that next level that would make it really good. It's just ... answers in a kind of table shape, or table-top shape, I guess, with the "leaves" folded down on either end. There's nothing ... table-y about the answers or the words that appear as the flat parts of the table top, nothing that elevates the theme and makes it more than just shape-based. The theme answers (and the regular Across answers they contain) are all arbitrary and unrelated to each other or any larger concept. So, a bunch of phrases have been bent into an up-across-up table-like shape. Over and over. The end. And you have to endure gibberish in the "leaves." I guess filling in these themers was more fun, or at least requires more thought, than filling in your typical non-shape-based theme answers. But there just wasn't any thematic oomph to this. It's fine. It's got a creative idea at its core. But the execution is lackluster.

Lots and lots of name trivia again today, but nothing that can't be worked around via crosses, I don't think. My mystery names were Romance author ANA Huang, Mustafa KEMAL Atatürk (I knew "Atatürk," but not the KEMAL bit), NIGEL the Pelican ... and that's it, I think. I didn't know Lawrence LESHAN, but EDA is crosswordese from waaaaaay back, so she helped me get LESHAN. There were two parts of the grid that held me up a bit. The first involved a wrong answer I was sure was right: -IAN at 60A: Follower of Christ? (-INA). You would think the simple transposition of two letter could cause much havoc, but you'd be wrong. Actually, you'd be write, it wasn't much havoc, but it was some havoc, especially when it came time to make sense of the tall bird I couldn't possibly imagine, with a name spelled "something something -NNE. Needed SMARTED (57A: Stung) to finally discover the error of my ways. The other semi-thorny section was the very bottom middle. I somehow couldn't remember the DROP-LEAF part of DROP-LEAF TABLE, so I just had TABLE, which meant no help with that roughly 5x5 section at the center-bottom, and I didn't have much luck at all at first pass, except with ARTOO ... which eventually got me ALTAR ... and then I realized the Apple in question was musician FIONA Apple ... and well then I was in business, but it was a harrowing 20 seconds or so there, I assure you. Oh, right, that was the section that abutted the dreadful POT SHOPS. We call them dispensaries. There are now two within walking distance of my house. I don't smoke, but POT SHOPS seems odd/bad. If you were talking about POT SHOPS, I would just assume you were saying "POT SHOTS," which is what I actually wrote in at one point, wondering if that was some pot terminology I was as yet unaware of. "Is SHOT a word for 'hit' or 'toke' now?" I wondered unaloud. But finally DROP-LEAF came to the rescue with its helpful "P" and ... mystery solved. 

This will tell you something about my word nerdery, but my favorite answer in the whole grid was ETYMOLOGICAL (63D: Concerned with roots). Something about it was just so clear and satisfying, after all the damn awkward table-building I'd been doing. I also enjoyed MANGER SCENES (67D: Christmas displays). Twin pillars of the grid, those two. Very nice. I think I also like "LET 'ER RIP," but only because it looks so ridiculous in the grid. "Let Errip what? And what the hell kind of a name is Errip?" One last thing ... and this maybe relates to my very first thing, which is: what does the puzzle think a pun is? The title ... isn't one (that I can tell), and "You just broke my toe, SIS," dear lord, how is that a pun? (131A: "You just broke my toe, ___ (biology pun)). I *get* that "mitosis" is the "biology" concept that is being allegedly punned on here, but ... what is the context for this pun? When / how / why would one make it? I'm at a loss. It's such a godawful stretch to imagine anyone's saying it at any time anywhere. Even the drunkest punster isn't likely to stumble into this one. It's pure absurdity. And not the good kind of absurdity that can make puns bearable, but ... just absurdity. Why would you do this to SIS? Did your sister hurt you in some way? A true headshaker.