Constructor: Sam Ezersky
Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging
THEME: none
Word of the Day: ÉCORCHÉ (43D: Drawing of the body without its skin, from the French) —
Things were going along pretty nicely there for a while. I mostly enjoyed the top part of this grid. The GROUCHY part of this grid did not make me GROUCHY at all. I would've been very GROUCHY, probably, if I'd encountered 9D: Online marketing giant with a primate in its logo and not been a semi-regular podcast listener, specifically a former "Serial" listener—MAILCHIMP was their big sponsor that first season, and I don't think I've encountered MAILCHIMP anywhere else, ever. If I have, it was totally unremarkable. There's a smug "we're all podcast listeners, right?" quality to the very presence of MAILCHIMP ... but I knew it, so I get to be in on the smugness, which is all any of us really wants, right? [...] Anyway, the point is, I was good up top. I associate Disney with G- rather than PG-rated fare, and dat answer you got DERE at 34D: "Wot's dat over ___?"is truly horrendous, but POP QUIZ, ZYGOTE, the inventive OIL GLUT, all good, fine fine, let's keep going! But then comes the bottom. My descent, much like Dante's—highly unpleasant, though ultimately educational, I guess (?).
Relative difficulty: Medium-Challenging
Word of the Day: ÉCORCHÉ (43D: Drawing of the body without its skin, from the French) —
NOUNplural noun écorchés/ˌākôrˈSHā/ /ˌeɪkɔrˈʃeɪ/
A painting or sculpture of a human figure with the skin removed to display the musculature. (lexico)
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Trying to round the corner from the center into the SE corner was rough. Well, at first, it was impossible, despite the fact that I was able to throw GROK down off just the "G" and then immediately get the often-hard-to-parse ST. KITTS (thank you, GROK, for the high-value "K"!). But even with the first three letters of 42- and 43-Down, I just drew a blank. Two blanks. Blank blank. Actually, I guessed that the trucking charge might be CARTAGE (42D: Charge for some truckers), which I then, as now, am pronouncing as if it were a French word. But I really really felt like I was making that up, and that CARTAGE ... what do trucks do if not cart stuff, and why are you charging ... wait ... does "charge" here mean "responsibility"? Trucks are "charged" with "carting" material from place to place? Oof, woof and yikes. What do you mean, "some truckers"? What else do truckers do but transport things in a vehicle (the definition of CARTAGE)!? It's bad enough your word is a weird obscurity, you then want to go wordplaying around with the meaning of "charge"? And alongside [rechecks grid for the umpteenth time] ÉCORCHÉ?? Look, if I can't call ÉCORCHÉ obscure, then nothing is obscure. I don't understand how CARTAGE ÉCORCHÉ is anything but embarrassing. A double obscurity in your longer answers? What a waste of space. I could've taken either of these words on their own, but alongside one another ... that's just constructorial negligence.
There was worse to come, though. This time, the problem was less a fill obscurity problem and much (much) more a cluing problem. A cluing problem that just happens to occur at one of the toughest parts of the grid. I've never heard of the IT CLUB, and I won't be alone on that, but with crosses, ultimately, it's gettable (50A: L.A. jazz venue where Thelonious Monk recorded a live album, with "the"). But about those crosses ... I was lucky to "know"PIECAKEN, but I wonder if that's really a word in most people's vocabulary. Also, ew, gross, is it a pie inside a cake inside a *chicken*!?! Where is the "-en" coming from!? According the the NYT, it's "three types of pie stuffed into a cake," which sounds OK, but the name suggests nothing about "three" and still has the "chicken" part of it left over from TURDUCKEN (whence the name was borrowed by analogy—wow, just noticed TURDUCKEN has "turd" in it ... and people still eat it?). I'm not opposed to your food neologism, it's whimsical and fun, but like MAILCHIMP, it seems potentially exclusionary. Then there's BREVE, which is a fine term, one I think I've seen before, and I certainly wanted BREVE when I was staring at -EVE, but I was not at all certain. I know BREVE primarily as a coffee drink (latte variation with steamed half-and-half instead of steamed milk). As musical terms go, it's definitely on the lesser-known side, so now we've got twoITCLUB crosses that might lock people out (the two with the highest-value letters, too—PIECAKEN gives the you the "C" and BREVE the "B," which are the key elements in parsing ITCLUB). But still, this seems workable. Potentially. And yet.
It turns out the worst (in the sense of actually unforgivable) part of this ITCLUB section is not an answer, but a clue—specifically the clue on FUEL UP (47D: Go from E to F). It's actually a great clue ... but not for this answer. I love the misdirection and general weirdness of the clue—the fact that it looks like maybe it's about musical notes. And I would've really enjoyed it if the answer had been FILL UP, because that is what the clue literally says and so that is what I wrote in. If you go to "F," you fill up. By definition. From "E" empty to "F" full. That's it. FILL UP. Nice clue, I thought ... only to discover that the answer is actually FUEL UP, which does not necessarily convey *filling* up your tank. It's a generic term for getting some gas. Go from E to F—that's a FILL UP. Fill, fill, a thousand times, fill. The "F" means "Full," not "Fuel." Respect your own damn clue. Woof x 1000. I cannot tell you how locked-in FILL UP was. And to think I was mentally *applauding* that clue. I don't know what the term is for that: when you have an answer and you think "that's a great clue for that answer!" only to find out through repeated hacking that your answer is actually wrong and the clue stinks. This is new territory for me, terminologically. Difficulty in puzzles is good, achieving it through obscure trivia is less good, botching your clues is outright bad. I need to get coffee now. Mwah. Cheers.
Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld
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Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld
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