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1962 hit for Ikettes / SUN 2-17-19 / 1966 Donovan hit with rhyming title / Longtime Steelers coach Chuck / Original edition of this puzzle's theme / Spanish ouzo flavoring / Princess seduced by Zeus / Living to Livy

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Constructor: David Kwong

Relative difficulty: Medium (12-something minutes)


THEME: GENUS (.... edition of Trivial Pursuit...) (107D: Original edition of this puzzle's theme) — color rebus where color squares represent wedges in original trivial pursuit game. Oh, also ... there's this whole trivia layer where clues + fill-in-the-blank answers lead you to the answers that contain the colors ... even though crosses also contain colors and they are somehow *not* part of the trivia game ... I don't know, it's all wayyyyy too fussy for me, man:

Theme answers:
  • 22A: What kind of tree ALWAYS HAS FOLIAGE / EVER[GREEN] (33A)
  • 66A: What 1986 HIGH SCHOOL romantic comedy got its title from a song by the Psychedelic Furs? / PRETTY IN [PINK] (85A)
  • 68A: Who wrote a 2003 best seller about a SECRET CODE / DAN [BROWN] (82A)
  • 113A: What DELAWARE NICKNAME comes from a farm bird? / [BLUE]HEN STATE (46A)
  • 13D: Where were battleships sunk in an 1894 JAPANESE VICTORY (!?!?!?) / [YELLOW] SEA (48A)
  • 39D: What annual game have the OKLAHOMA SOONERS won more than any other team? / [ORANGE] BOWL
Word of the Day: DEWITT Clinton (3D: Clinton who once ran for president) —
DeWitt Clinton (March 2, 1769 – February 11, 1828) was an American politician and naturalist who served as a United States SenatorMayor of New York City and sixth Governor of New York. In this last capacity, he was largely responsible for the construction of the Erie Canal. Clinton was a major candidate for the American presidency in the election of 1812, challenging incumbent James Madison. (wikipedia)
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It's hard to explain how much I disliked solving this. There were periods of time where I was stuck and didn't care. Didn't want to continue. Look here, look there, this answer is a clue, or part of a clue, now deal with allllllll this short (often painful) fill ... all for a visual surprise (?) that I had to construct for myself. Apparently if you solved on the app some fun colorful thing happened, but suck it, everyone who solves on paper and (like me) AcrossLite, I guess. The only revealer is ... GENUS? That's it? This is a textbook example of the Gimmick-At-All-Costs puzzle. All the cross-referencing was just exhausting, and I was pretty much done with this thing at the first themer (when I finally go it). I just keep looking at ALWAYSHASFOLIAGE ... that's an answer. In a crossword puzzle. I just ... HIGH SCHOOL, sure, SECRET CODE, fine, those can stand alone, but ... ALWAYSHASFOLIAGE!???!?!! I would've ragequit right there if I didn't have this thingie to write. David Kwong is a genius and a lovely man and you should Definitely go see his show, "The Enigmatist," at the High Line Hotel (through March). I feel terrible for really not liking this puzzle but I really did not.


EVAH is basically the same word as EVER, and yet somehow they cross (!???) in this grid (30A/30D). NO USE and USE TO are practically next door to each other (83D & 103D). The proper nouns are weirdly dated, including TOM [GREEN], whom I haven't thought of in ... 15 years? Does he still do things. The RONELY / BORAT / TIMON / TAYE section felt particularly densely dated to me. I get that if you like Trivial Pursuit (I liked it fine as a kid) and you did it on the app and got a zingy colorful effect, you might enjoy this, but for me it was all the things I don't want puzzles to be wrapped into one. I do recognize that the final design, with the colors all in their proper places, is a very nice touch. A great way to end—if you've got the computer doing the coloring for you. If not, not. Extremely not. *ON* RICE? (44D: How chicken teriyaki is usually served). YECCH. Phrasing (it's "over"). People know the song "I'M [BLUE]"??? Not me. Had to run the colors until I remembered to look back at what the HEN answer was an answer to (again, so much fussiness, working backward, etc.), and I actually knew [BLUE]HEN. I definitely had to run the colors for DAN [BROWN], whose work I have never and would never read. Totally forgot his name. The bread clue was oddly totally unhelpful, as virtually every bread I've ever eaten is some shade of brown and I honestly have never heard of the category [BROWN] BREADS. I was prepared to put [WHITE] BREADS in there, which *is* a category I've heard of. But then BROWN came to me.



INESSE NOLO AMAT ANIS SHH. The non-theme stuff provided no entertainment, and was barely keeping its head above water acceptability-wise. Solving pleasure just can can can can *not* be sacrificed for the Big Gimmick. I mean, it can, but I'm never gonna like it. ETAPE!?Sakes alive ...

Signed, Rex Parker, King of CrossWorld

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