Constructor: Jim Horne and Jeff Chen
Relative difficulty: Easy (untimed—solved on paper, on my clipboard, early in the morning, in front of my Christmas tree, which, yes, it's still up, I love it)
THEME: none
Word of the Day: P-FUNK (34A: Music style associated with George Clinton, informally) —
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Well I have no idea how easy this was officially, since I solved on paper, nowhere near a timer, and wasn't trying to go particularly fast, but I didn't encounter any real sticking points. I had a few wrong turns, but I was able to find the correct path again without too much trouble. The grid felt very smooth and the cluing almost rudimentary—I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean this would be a Great day for someone who had never conquered a late-week puzzle before to try it out. There's nothing in the grid I hadn't heard of, nothing that seems particularly uncommon or strange, no bizarre names. I mean, when P-FUNK is the bizarrest name you've got in your grid, you are on very safe ground (note: P-FUNK is nowhere near bizarre). I took one look at the grid, instinctively went to the short Downs at the top, got the first three I looked at (CAPO, ALES, TOT), and shot out of that section from there (I say "shot," but it maybe wasn't so triumphant—I wrote in OP-ED PIECES for 16A: Slanted writing (OP-ED COLUMN), then all my progress stopped, which let me know, quickly, that PIECES was wrong; pulled it, worked the Downs, and off we went again...). I thought this was a clean, crisp, groan-free experience. I had some trouble with QUENCHED (as clued), and CLOT (as clued), and I wrote in "PURPLE RAIN" instead of "PURPLE HAZE" at 11D: #2 on Rolling Stone's "100 Greatest Guitar Songs of All Time," so if there was any difficult area, it was in the east. But HAZE to RAIN wasn't terrible hard—again, as with OP-ED PIECES, things ground to a halt quickly, so I knew I had something wrong quickly. Finished up down south, with my final Wrong Guess for the Tail End of and Answer: NESTEA instead of NESTLE (43D: Company that makes Coffee-mate).
Five things:
P.S. Hey, Jeff Chen (co-constructor of today's puzzle) has a book out next week! Congrats to him. It's a middle-grade book (grades 3-7) called Ultraball, and appears to be the first in a series. It's a scifi, post-apocalyptic sports story. School Library Journal says "Fart jokes and cheesy banter makes this well suited for a middle school audience.” Read more about it (and Pre-Order It) here.
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Relative difficulty: Easy (untimed—solved on paper, on my clipboard, early in the morning, in front of my Christmas tree, which, yes, it's still up, I love it)
Word of the Day: P-FUNK (34A: Music style associated with George Clinton, informally) —
P-Funk (also spelled P Funk or P. Funk) refers to the repertoire, musical style, and/or group of performers associated with George Clinton. The term is variously known as an abbreviation of Parliament-Funkadelic, Psychedelic Funk, Pure Funk, or Plainfield Funk.The P-Funk groups had their heyday in the 1970s and continue to attract new fans thanks both to the legacy of samples they bequeathed to hip hop and the live shows that the bands continue to perform. Their music was very aspirational, which is symbolized by their Mothership that has since been acquired by the Smithsonian. Notable P-Funk albums include Funkadelic's Maggot Brain and Parliament's Mothership Connection. The differing styles of these albums showcase the wide range of P-Funk's music. "Maggot Brain was an explosive record" of Jimi Hendrix inspired rock while Mothership Connection was an "album of science-fiction funk." While this rock/funk differentiation is what normally separated Funkadelic from Parliament, the bands consisted of many of the same members and performed live on tour together. Hence, the two groups are often described under the one moniker Parliament-Funkadelic.
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Now on to the puzzle!
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Well I have no idea how easy this was officially, since I solved on paper, nowhere near a timer, and wasn't trying to go particularly fast, but I didn't encounter any real sticking points. I had a few wrong turns, but I was able to find the correct path again without too much trouble. The grid felt very smooth and the cluing almost rudimentary—I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean this would be a Great day for someone who had never conquered a late-week puzzle before to try it out. There's nothing in the grid I hadn't heard of, nothing that seems particularly uncommon or strange, no bizarre names. I mean, when P-FUNK is the bizarrest name you've got in your grid, you are on very safe ground (note: P-FUNK is nowhere near bizarre). I took one look at the grid, instinctively went to the short Downs at the top, got the first three I looked at (CAPO, ALES, TOT), and shot out of that section from there (I say "shot," but it maybe wasn't so triumphant—I wrote in OP-ED PIECES for 16A: Slanted writing (OP-ED COLUMN), then all my progress stopped, which let me know, quickly, that PIECES was wrong; pulled it, worked the Downs, and off we went again...). I thought this was a clean, crisp, groan-free experience. I had some trouble with QUENCHED (as clued), and CLOT (as clued), and I wrote in "PURPLE RAIN" instead of "PURPLE HAZE" at 11D: #2 on Rolling Stone's "100 Greatest Guitar Songs of All Time," so if there was any difficult area, it was in the east. But HAZE to RAIN wasn't terrible hard—again, as with OP-ED PIECES, things ground to a halt quickly, so I knew I had something wrong quickly. Finished up down south, with my final Wrong Guess for the Tail End of and Answer: NESTEA instead of NESTLE (43D: Company that makes Coffee-mate).
[DISTANT (24A)]
Five things:
- 34A: Music style associated with George Clinton, informally (P-FUNK) — TIL (Today I Learned) that P-FUNK is a style, not just a band. I knew it only as short for Parliament Funkadelic.
- 36A: Put on (LADE)— I have a frowny face next to this. It's a totally acceptable word, I just ... something about it. Do you ever just have an aversion to certain words, no good reason. I only ever see LADE in crosswords (since I don't hang out at the docks much), so something about my never seeing it IRL and its being very susceptible to deceptive cluing (as here) makes it irksome to me.
- 55A: Character in "All's Well That Ends Well" and "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (APOSTROPHE)— it's not that I haven't seen this type of clue before, I definitely have, but I still thought this was cute. I was probably pre-inclined to like it since I could pretty much tell the answer was APOSTROPHE (from crosses) before I ever saw the clue, so the clue itself functioned as the aha moment, not the answer. Fun.
- 57A: Viking king of note (OLAV)— note: there is no way to keep all the OLAVs and OLAFs in the world straight. But if it's four letters and seems Scandinavian and you get an O or L or A or F/V in any of the right places, just go with it.
- 55D: Product of Fender (AMP) — me, with the "A" in place, having just gone through the Jimi Hendrix / Prince confusion in the NE: "AXE! ... wait, what's a XARSLANDER? ... sounds like someone who follows OLAV ..."
P.S. Hey, Jeff Chen (co-constructor of today's puzzle) has a book out next week! Congrats to him. It's a middle-grade book (grades 3-7) called Ultraball, and appears to be the first in a series. It's a scifi, post-apocalyptic sports story. School Library Journal says "Fart jokes and cheesy banter makes this well suited for a middle school audience.” Read more about it (and Pre-Order It) here.
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